Showing posts with label Morgan Wallen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morgan Wallen. Show all posts
Oct 8, 2019
Country Music Anagrams: Morgan Wallen, Margo Price, Tyler Childers, etc.
Oct 3, 2019
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 38
When you have to teach your friend how to headbang at the Whiskey Myers show
Dan + Shay are bringing Justin Bieber to country radio??
Every girlfriend of a male Americana singer
Advice to Kane Brown fans
When your GF's friend says the Zac Brown Band is good now that they stopped being so old-timey
Pull up to the party and Florida-Georgia Line is cranking
"Morgan Wallen is the best thing to happen to country in years"
If you make your friends listen to Mitchell Tenpenny while they're in your car...
Sep 24, 2019
Sep 18, 2019
Pro Wrestler / Country Singer Equivalents 2019
Keith Urban = Dolph Ziggler
Stupid hair. Been around for a long time.
One of the most talented but always seems to let us down.
Dan + Shay = Glacier & Ernest Miller
Uh, there's two of them.
Good at something probably, but not their chosen field.
Kacey Musgraves = Becky Lynch
Badass. Stands up for women.
The diehards have always loved her, but she
just went big-time in 2018.
George Jones = Jeff Hardy
One of the greats. Known for showing up in bad shape or not at all.
Has had his photo taken in front of a wall at the police station several times.
(Thanks to Cherryll Batty for this idea!)
Morgan Wallen & Hardy = The Godwinns
Nobody can be this redneck in real life.
Zac Brown = Baron Corbin
Dresses stupid. Not much hair.
Pretty talented but so damn annoying that you honestly just want him to go away.
Kane Brown = The Gobbledy Gooker
Hyped heavily. Made a big splash at first, but once everybody found
out he was lame, nobody was interested any more.
Sep 13, 2019
Morgan Wallen Recites Pledge of Allegiance; Fans Assume He Wrote It
A viral video from a recent Morgan Wallen concert has tongues wagging and fans swooning. No, it’s not the clip of the cute little girl singing Wallen lyrics. It’s a 24 second video of the up-and-coming mullet-headed country singer reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, and the reactions have been perplexing.
On the video, Wallen appears, hand on chest before a waving flag on the back screen, saying those familiar words we all learned in grade school. His band softly plays “America the Beautiful” and the crowd is hushed as the solemn words fill the amphitheater. They erupt when he’s finished, and more than a few posted the moment to YouTube almost immediately.
In the 72 hours since its posting, the clearest of the videos has garnered 105,000 views and 150 comments. It has also spread on Facebook and Twitter over the past couple days. Many of the responders seem convinced that Wallen himself wrote the pledge, which was originally composed by Capt. George Thatcher Balch during the Civil War.
Lucy Griffiths of Waco, TX, said on Facebook: “This man makes me so proud to be an American. How has know one every written a love poem for the flag before? (Sic)” Her post had 10k views, 250 shares, and 56 comments, all fawning over the supposed Wallen-scribed pledge. This was one of hundreds of posts, most describing Wallen as the “ultimate patriot” or “more smarter than most dudes what wears sleeveless shirts.”
Twitter was also abuzz, featuring many tweets like the 2 above. Another, from ILucyWallen said “first he wrote the beautiful “Cover Me Up” (editor's note: actually written and recorded first by Jason Isbell) and now this!! Morgan is an artistic genius, full stop.” Patriotic party-poopers soon ratioed the Morgan Wallen fans into deleting the tweets or quitting Twitter.
At press time, Wallen’s camp had no comment on the viral video, and he was reportedly busy working a shift at his friend’s fireworks stand.
Labels:
Fake News,
Jason Isbell,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire
Aug 26, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: John Wick, Kane Brown, Morgan Wallen
Labels:
Diplo,
John Wick,
Kane Brown,
MCU,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Old Town Road,
Satire,
Tim McGraw
Aug 13, 2019
Parody Promo Ad: Morgan Wallen
Labels:
Jason Isbell,
Luke Combs,
Morgan Wallen,
Parody Ad,
radio promo ads,
Satire
Aug 12, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Hank Jr., Morgan Wallen, Kane Brown
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Chris Knight,
Hank Jr.,
Jason Isbell,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire,
Zac Brown Band
Aug 8, 2019
Jun 26, 2019
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