I think the only qualification needed to be a male country singer now is "stupid looking hair."— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) July 14, 2016
YEP
Showing posts with label Reginald Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reginald Spears. Show all posts
Jul 18, 2016
Reginald Spears Speaks Truth Again
Jun 22, 2016
May 25, 2016
May 4, 2016
Apr 28, 2016
Apr 27, 2016
Mar 24, 2016
Jan 29, 2016
The Best of Reginald Spears: January '15
Here are some of our buddy Reginald Spears' most recent and popular tweets.
Oh, you don't like Cam Newton dancing around but you love Luke Bryan doing it? Thanks for letting us know you're an idiot.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 25, 2016
Build a buff snowman in Nashville today & give it a five o'clock shadow & a grey tshirt, it'll be signed to a record contract in minutes.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 23, 2016
If Trump will build a wall around Georgia to keep all the bro-country singers in, he's got my vote.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 15, 2016
I'd rather shoot a bottle rocket out of my urethra than go to a Luke Bryan concert.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 31, 2015
In 2016 resolve to listen to more singers whose jeans weren't picked out for them.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 30, 2015
Florida-Georgia Line fans think "steel guitar" is a verb instead of a noun.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 13, 2015
Personally, I'll trade some Florida-Georgia Line fans for some Syrian refugees.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) November 19, 2015
I'm not a smart man but I know Sam Hunt ain't a country singer.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 28, 2015
If somebody would play Hunter Hayes some Sturgill Simpson, I bet he'd finally sprout a chest hair.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 9, 2015
RT for moderately painful splinter. Fav for Brantley Gilbert. pic.twitter.com/DSOLtH5z0T
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) September 26, 2015
If you don't like @TpTroubadours , you either haven't heard them or you're a dumbass.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) September 17, 2015
Johnny Cash wouldn't have enough middle fingers for the country music industry now.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) September 3, 2015
Jan 14, 2016
Country TwitterWINs: January '16
Where would they be if not famous: Brantley Gilbert, living in a trailer listening to Avenged Sevenfold playing slow pitch softball....
— Nick Tschida (@Cheets3) July 19, 2015
Shit. Spent two hours in studio laying down badass vocal for Zucchini Tarts before realizing I'd grabbed cookbook instead of lyric sheet.
— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) January 6, 2016
So is it the talk-singing, the skinny pants, or the high tops that makes Sam Hunt country?
— Maycee Holden (@MayceeHolden) December 16, 2015
it seems having chops isn't as important as having a lighted box to stand on while playing a 80's hair metal lead on a pretend country song.
— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) January 8, 2016
#AgPowerBallDreams buy Luke Bryan some man pants and a can of dip to stain his teeth
— beckm1 (@beckm1) January 10, 2016
WTF is this new "country" song singing about a girl in a SnapBack? Country music sucks anymore.
— Amber Gobrogge (@ambergobrogge) January 12, 2016
The gym I went to today in Germany was more enjoyable than I'd expected. pic.twitter.com/3JXyggTJpT
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 13, 2016
The Band Perry thinking pop fans want suburban soccer mom music dolled up with EDM beats and lasers is such a glaring miscalculation.
— Grady Smith (@gradywsmith) December 11, 2015
The one constant in modern country music is an intense hatred of this nation's fine interstate highway system.
— Todd Holloman (@todd_holloman) January 8, 2016
A bro country song is basically an extended Nelly hook but about trucks, cute girls in cutoff jorts, hard work, & beer. I got this.
— TBG3000 (@ThatBoysGood) January 13, 2016
Remember when country music was written by Cowboys instead of spoiled frat boys?
— Cal Ellis (@Snowmice) December 29, 2015
Chris Stapleton's big toe is more country that Sam Hunt in a step side Chevy Pickup
— mac norton (@mac_norton) December 15, 2015
Adding me on FB then immediately inviting me to like your shitty country band’s page. “Big things on the horizon.”
#stuffwhitepeoplelike
— Charlie Stout (@charliestout) January 12, 2016
In 2016 resolve to listen to more singers whose jeans weren't picked out for them.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 30, 2015
Jan 12, 2016
Dec 8, 2015
TwitterWINs: December 2015
Sam Hunt headlining country fest blows my mind. The guy isn't even country...
— Alex Wuensch (@AJ_Wuensch) December 7, 2015
— shinyribs (@shinyribs) December 7, 2015
Fans aren't complaining about modern country music because it's modern. They complain because it isn't country, dumbass!
— Scott Joplin (@airnashville) December 4, 2015
hey thanks everybody for the birthday wishes..if i'd known i was gonna live this long, i would have taken better care of my van..
— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) November 14, 2015
People do realize that Sam Hunt isn't a country singer right? He's a generic pop singer from the south. #AMAs
— Bobby Spage (@bspage7) November 23, 2015
Please remember that some Christmas music is incredibly offensive to people with grandmothers who actually were run over by reindeer.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) November 30, 2015
Just learned there's a category of music called "Bro Country" so I'm going back to bed.
— David's Soul (@david_tull) December 2, 2015
MARTINA FUN FACT: Hunter Hayes named his song "21" after the number of guys who have ever enjoyed a Hunter Hayes song.
— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) November 18, 2015
Just don't be a dick.
— SUNNY SWEENEY (@GettinSweenered) November 16, 2015
Old country music>> new country music
— Aaron (@aaronchacon__) December 6, 2015
old country music>>> new country music
— M•A•D•Z (@m_evans15) December 5, 2015
Old country music will always be better than the new.
— Skizzy Mars (@SidneyMarrs) December 3, 2015
Chris Stapleton on mainstream radio??? Is this real life????
— Sarah (@__SimplySarah) November 30, 2015
Luke Bryan cannot ruin my Thanksgiving for I have two middle fingers and plentiful whiskey.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) November 27, 2015
Accountant texted me this morning with congratulations on my two granny moms. Close enough, autocorrect!
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) December 7, 2015
Bless the souls that went to Brantley Gilbert tonight cuz y'all are guaranteed swamp ass or a rash...gross
— Laura Pappy (@LauraPappy) August 17, 2015
The most painful things in life are childbirth, kidney stones, and watching Cole Swindell dance.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) November 7, 2015
Dec 2, 2015
Dec 1, 2015
Local Man Arrested for Pepper Spraying Cover Band Singer
A festive Thanksgiving weekend show turned ugly Friday night and now a local man is in the county jail for assaulting a country singer.
Reginald Spears, 48, of Hop Holler Road, was taken into custody without incident Saturday morning at approximately 1:04 a.m. at the Hideaway Bar. Hideaway manager Thomas Reynolds says Spears pepper sprayed the singer of a cover band playing that night.
"(I-20 Outlaws lead singer) Brad Gilbert was singing a Luke Bryan song when all of the sudden Reggie dropped his pool stick and walked up to him and unloaded one of them pepper spray keychains directly into his mouth. Holy f***, man; he just fell on the floor crying and scraping at his neck." Reynolds related.
Reynolds called the cops as bar patrons escorted Mr. Spears out into the parking lot. Spears wasn't confrontational but continued to yell "That's my thirty dollars!" towards the band. Once outside, the I-20 Outlaws' bassist and merch manager attempted to retaliate, but the crowd kept them separated.
When cops arrived, Spears was seated calmly on a planter and surrendered immediately. He was charged with assault and disorderly conduct.
Spears' friend Lucas McPhail filled us in on the details. "The band kept playing s*** that Reggie don't like - he's weird about that stuff… anyway, after they played a Georgia-Florida Line song or whoever, Reginald walked up and offered the singer 10 bucks not to play any more songs like that."
McPhail continued "They took his money and not 10 minutes later, they played something else that got Reggie sideways so he handed 'em a 20 this time. When he came back to the pool table, he reached in my girlfriend's purse for something and went back to playing."
"It was all good for the next hour or two, but when they played that "Stripping it Down" song, that was what done it." said Lucas. "He yelled 'I told you not to ruin my night you sumb**ch' after he sprayed him. I was kinda p****ed cause that song gets my girlfriend in the mood"
Reginald Spears has a long and bizarre list of misdemeanors in his past, many related to his obsession with traditional country music, according to his wife Laverne. Spears' lawyer said he expects his client to get off with time served and 150 hours of community service.
At press time, Brad Gilbert was recuperating after the severe burns to his mouth and throat, and I-20 Outlaws had cancelled upcoming gigs at the VFW and opening for Colt Ford in Baton Rouge.
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Nov 5, 2015
Reginald Spears Goes Nationwide on Jimmy Kimmel
Last night after the CMAs, Jimmy Kimmel had a country music themed version of his show. On there, he had a country edition of the "Stars read mean Tweets" segment. Reginald freakin' Spears (who may or may not be a figment of Trailer's imagination) had tweets read by Luke Bryan, Darius Rucker, and Tim McGraw! This is a great day for the bearded traditionalist vigilante, but he's not moving out of the doublewide just yet. Here's the segment (the first one is a Reggie tweet!).
Oct 22, 2015
Oct 16, 2015
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