Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts

Sep 9, 2021

Book the Worst Concert Ever


Steve Martin Country Reaction Gifs

When you let your dad hear what mainstream country radio sounds like these days

About to watch a Ward Davis video

You a Lonestar fan?

Me trying to get away from Walker Hayes' "Fancy Like"

Still listening to Sturgill's "Played Out" 3 weeks later

Still more country than Sam Hunt

Hey man, you like bluegrass and getting high?

Florida-Georgia Line hanging out with Nelly

Who makes better country, Texas or Oklahoma?
Texas: "We do"
Oklahoma:


Aug 18, 2021

If I Don't Tell You I'm Country



 If I Don’t Tell You I’m Country

©2021 FTM Satire Lyrics


I’m from backside of the backwoods

Drive a step-side and it rides good

I got a hot chick and a cold one

Wanna talk big, we can go, son


But the beat snaps and the bass drops

And I speak slang, hey is this pop?


Chorus

If I don’t tell you I’m country

That I like my beer real cold

If I don’t mention my hometown

And the bonfires don’t glow

You might think you’re cranking Bieber

These boots are just for show

So if I don’t tell you I’m country

How are you gonna know?


Dress in fashion, I got a stylist

Check out my hair man, it’s the wildest

I go huntin’ but it’s guided

And yeah I work hard, exercisin’


Ain’t no fiddle, and I don’t twang

And there’s some tuner when I sang


So if I don’t tell you I’m country

That I like my beer real cold

If I don’t mention a pasture

And the bonfires don’t glow

You might think I’m Ed Sheeran

These jeans are just for show

So if I don’t tell you I’m country

How are you gonna know?


Bridge

Yeah that first verse was a big lie

I was born out in Granny White


If I don’t tell you I’m country

That I like my beer real cold

If I don’t mention my hometown

And the bonfires don’t glow

You might think you’re cranking Bieber

These boots are just for show

So if I don’t tell you I’m country

How are you gonna know?


Aug 12, 2021

Loki Country Reaction Gifs

You want to hear country or western?

Does that "fancy like Applebees" song ever get stuck in your head?

How would you describe Sam Hunt's musical style?

When the 2:50 mark of Yola's "Stand for Myself" hits

When your friend says "Yeah, I love all this Americana stuff but Luke Bryan really isn't that bad."

Stuck in the Dollar General line with a boyfriend country station playing overhead

Looking at the country chart and seeing not that many women and not that much country.

Why don't you listen to Upchurch?

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