Farce the Music: Shania Twain

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Oct 27, 2022

Oct 18, 2022

Oct 7, 2022

Modern Shania Twain Song Starter Pack

Jul 28, 2022

That Won't Keep Me Warm in the Middle of the Night

Jun 16, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #60

If you think Walker Hayes won't be playing state fairs in 3 years

♫ From this moment

life has begun

From this moment

you are the one ♫

The bro-country era was like...

Hey fella, I bet you listen to Colter Wall

"Come on, just give Kane Brown a chance, he says he loves country music!"

When you hear that your coworker finally took your Turnpike suggestion to heart

Why does he listen to Slaid Cleaves and Lori McKenna so much?

When she says something about Anderson East and chill

You wanna light up the fire pit, pour some Jameson, and crank some Waylon?

Mar 30, 2022

Top 10 Headlines Taste of Country Hasn’t Posted Yet

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10. Scott McCreery enjoys a round of Scrabble with his wife

9. Brantley Gilbert reveals which gun tattoo his kids will get first

8. Remember when Shania Twain busted her ass at the CMT Awards?

7. Thomas Rhett saves a turtle stuck in the road

6. Adorable! Gabby Barrett shows off her Easter outfit

5. Remember when Walker Hayes hit #1 with “Fancy Like?”

4. Luke Bryan accidentally pranks Luke Bryan on American Idol

3. Remember when we were a reputable source for country music news? Neither do we.

2. Keith Urban seen staring lovingly up at wife Nicole Kidman

1. Sam Hunt reveals his favorite attributes in a mistress

Mar 4, 2022

Mar 3, 2022

6 Epic Handshake Country Memes

Feb 28, 2022

Stolen Memes: George Strait, Morgan Wallen, Shania Twain, Steve Earle

From Vinyl Ranch

Nov 19, 2021

Pop-Country Singer Describes Every Album as “Getting Back to His Roots”

As a popular pop-country singer with several number one hits to his name prepares to release his newest album, he’s revealing more of himself than ever before since the previous album. “I’m getting back to my roots,” smiles the affable, handsome young man. “That is purposely vague because I listened to lots of different trendy artists at different times in my life, so you never know what you’ll get.”

He went on to say that this particular “return to his roots” will focus on his late-teens when he was really into Blink 182 and Shania Twain. The return to his roots on his last release was a return to the 90s country of his childhood. “I’m not being inauthentic when I refer to ‘my roots’ because I have a lot of options to pick from - 2Pac in my mid-teens; Garth in 5th grade; Lil Nas X in 2018 - it can go wherever it needs to based on the prevailing winds of what makes me more money.” said the refreshingly transparent superstar.

Also of note, handsomefamilymancountrysinger says that this album is his most personal yet. “It gives you a look into the psyche of a man whose last single underperformed, so his record company got antsy and asked him to dig deeper in search of something that would make more money for my person.” he laughed. “Also, I co-wrote one more song this go round, so it is literally more personal.”

While this all seems a bit jaded and flakey, blandfacialhairbro’s management assured us that the new record is an organic attempt at showing the world an unflinchingly honest view of a performer desperately hoping to add a heated salt-water pool to his family’s ski chalet.

At press time, the singer provided us with one more quote about the upcoming project: “People will see more of me in this work than ever before …because I’m wearing shorts on the inside of the album art!”