Showing posts with label Turnpike Troubadours. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Turnpike Troubadours. Show all posts

Sep 4, 2023

Jul 20, 2023

Be Careful What You Wish For


Uncensored version below










 

Bill Burr Country Reaction Gifs

Country radio station program directors:

Care to read my think piece either for or against Jason Aldean's single "Try That in a Small Town?"

The day I found out Turnpike was getting back together

Even your favorite beer tastes bad if the bar's playing pop country

When Luke Bryan says his songs aren't very deep

When somebody finds the 2 Aldean albums when going through the dusty CD tower in my closet

Me: I only listen to Ruston Kelly over and over because of his voice and skillful songwriting
Them:

Every time I post a Morgan Wallen meme on Facebook and come back to read the comments

What should I write this country Christmas song about?

Me watching the country music culture war rage on

When Aunt Lilly goes to the balloon festival Koe Wetzel concert without looking him up first

Dan + Shay fans be like

Jun 15, 2023

Beavis & Butthead Country Reaction Gifs

What Morgan Wallen fans think Americana is

The Monday after a music festival when you hit 40

When your friend says he's into country rap now

"Just listen to 30 seconds of this Dan + Shay song, you'll change your mind"

When Patty Loveless comes on in the shuffle

I know the new Turnpike album is on the way but

When your friend won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
and bought two 12 packs and a tanks of gas with it

I fell in to a burning ring of 

When I mention that I prefer country songs to have drum sounds performed by humans on physical drum sets

When others ask you to turn down the Whiskey Myers


 This is probably the 3rd edition of B&B CRG, but I'm not sure anymore.

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