*According to Billboard's revisionist history.
Aug 5, 2013
Feel Bad for You Mixtape: August '13
FBFY is a monthly mixtape which rarely adheres to any set of rules. The usual deal is: any song, any genre, any year. It's put together by mostly like-minded bloggers, musicians and music fans. This month's edition includes songs from The Weeks, Townes Van Zandt, I Can Lick Any SOB in the House and more!
Stream below or download & comment here: http://feelbadforyou.atruersound.com/
I am a Pop-Country Song
I am a Pop-Country Song
©2013 FTM Satires
I have three dads and one mother
Who over some cold beer discovered
They all loved money very much
Hearts raced and their cheeks flushed
As they copulated with each other
(and here I am)
I am a pop-country song
When life's got you down
You can just turn me on
Cause, I know no sadness
And there's nothing wrong
With upbeat, uptempo
And a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song
I'm trucks and I'm sunny beaches
Underage sex and wise old preachers
Barely there twang and pumped up drums
A tasty pill to keep you numb
Sung by tough guys and Georgia peaches
(Crank it up)
I am a pop-country song
When life gets too real
You can just turn me on
Cause, I'm just a party
For your pasture or lawn
I'm upbeat, uptempo
With a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song
Bridge
In 6 months I'll be forgotten
But what'd you expect? I'm not art
Maybe I'll have resurrection
With a remix for the pop charts
I am a pop-country song
When life's got you down
You can just turn me on
Cause, I know no sadness
And there's nothing wrong
With upbeat, uptempo
And a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song
Aug 4, 2013
Aug 2, 2013
YouTube Gems: Two Cow Garage
From their forthcoming album The Death of the Self Preservation Society, here's Two Cow Garage with "Gerri" (spelled "Geri" on my review copy of the album).
Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #20
These are actual, unedited (except for a couple of f-words)
YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.
Sackpunch #16: Dallas Davidson
Dallas Davidson Deserves a Sackpunch
I'm not going to bother writing much of anything about this dude. However, I believe, as much as a songwriter can, Dallas Davidson has done nearly irreversible damage to the genre of country music on the mainstream level. Some other writers have been a part of some truly awful songs, but Dallas' track record is a tote board full of douche-ocity, truck fetishism and misogyny. For that, he deserves one of the most painful and physically damaging sackpunches FTM has ever issued. If you need some proof, look no further than the following videos & songs. He wrote or co-wrote all of them.
And not one to rest on his laurels, Dallas has now provided us with what may be the worst country song of all time:
Get ready, DD.
Aug 1, 2013
OMG Reviews: Luke Bryan - That's My Kinda Night
by Brittany Fant, 15-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer
Oooh, this is so funky! Luke Bryan is always on the cutting edge of keeping country fresh and cool and this is no exception. “That’s My Kinda Night” pretty much describes my perfect night too! I wonder if Hunter will ever put out a fun song like this? He’s always so serious, lol! But Luke is a jokester and likes to have a good time. Too bad he’s so old or I’d be obsessed with him too! In the first verse, Luke asks his hottie to hand him a beer while they’re in the truck… and since he’s a good role model, I take that to mean that it’s perfectly okay to drink and drive when I'm older! Yay! The chorus makes me sing “winner winner chicken dinner” so it must be a good song! If you don’t like it, you probably think weaving potholders and eating jello molds is fine entertainment. You’re probably old too. You people like Trailer should quit wasting breath and time on the internet complaining about the “death of country music” because you’ve lost. Country music is whatever 15-25 year old country fans say it is, and I say it should be fun! If I want to feel sad, I’ll… uh, hmmm… I don’t ever want to feel any feelings that aren’t positive, so I’ll just keep listening to country radio! I don’t know who T-pain or Conway are, but they must be awesome if Luke Bryan likes them. This is probably a classic song, but it will take a while until we know for sure, but you really can’t go wrong with the combination of trucks, tans, beer and bumping speakers! I’m not old enough to drink and beer is nasty, but I do know that it’s cool! And so is this song. I will be rocking it the rest of the summer!
Five heart hands!
Yes, Bush Hawg is the Name of an Actual Band
Don't actually click to listen. It doesn't work. You don't want to hear it anyway.
Jul 31, 2013
Jul 30, 2013
Fun With Google Searches: Randy Rogers, Luke Bryan, Wynonna, etc.
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