Showing posts with label Chase Rice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chase Rice. Show all posts
Sep 14, 2016
Sep 9, 2016
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 15: Rascal Flatts, Darrell Scott, FGL, etc.
When Darrell Scott gives songwriting advice, you listen
"I was already mad at having to come in Walmart,
but they're playing Chris Lane too??"
When some dude on the bread aisle is humming "Cruise"
You don't like Reckless Kelly?
Bobby Bones said what??
When people keep talking during the Lori McKenna show
Whassup girl, I got Chase Rice tickets?
Pick you up around 8?
If Rascal Flatts was black and they tried to pick up Gary
Sep 2, 2016
Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2016
This is the last weekend for fantasy football drafts before the NFL season starts next week.
Here are some ridiculous and punny, if not funny, country music related names you could
use for fantasy teams. Or add your own in the comments!
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Are You Sure Peyton Done It This Way?
Band of Broncos
Odell Where Art Thou
Gurley in a Country Song
Rollerskating Buffalo Herd
Gronk on a Plane
Real Men Love Jameis
Jordy On My Mind
Beatin' Philly and Kickin' Ass
Different for Cowboys
Manning Doesn't Play Anymore
Devonta Wanna Tonight
Dez He Love You
Me and Bobby Griffin III
A Good Year for DeAndre
Finally Sunday
Better as Amari
Quaker City Seahawks
Dak Where I Come From
Le'Veon on a Jet Plane
Band of Broncos
Odell Where Art Thou
Gurley in a Country Song
Rollerskating Buffalo Herd
Gronk on a Plane
Real Men Love Jameis
Jordy On My Mind
Beatin' Philly and Kickin' Ass
Different for Cowboys
Manning Doesn't Play Anymore
Devonta Wanna Tonight
Dez He Love You
Me and Bobby Griffin III
A Good Year for DeAndre
Finally Sunday
Better as Amari
Quaker City Seahawks
Dak Where I Come From
Le'Veon on a Jet Plane
Aug 24, 2016
Willie, Chase, Batman, Jinks, Cash Memes: The Classics
Jul 28, 2016
Jul 19, 2016
Chase Rice is a Bad Influence
Labels:
Chase Rice,
memes,
Satire
May 12, 2016
Meme Allstars: Luke Bryan, Chris Stapleton, Snapback, etc.
Apr 22, 2016
Every Mainstream Country Act's Next Album to be More Mature
Citing a need for depth and truth, every single mainstream country act announced that their next album will be more mature.
"Trucks and girls and beer are all fun, but there comes a time when you have to let your heart show," said all of Nashville's radio-friendly country acts. "You have to be honest and real about what happens after the party ends."
Singers and bands as diverse as the previously raucous Florida-Georgia Line and the formerly licentious Cole Swindell were all planning to release more songs about death, love, love-making, Jesus, the working man, disease, rural blight, marriage, divorce, depression, farming, and alcoholism.
"Just like life, you've got no choice but to grow up," said 129 singers, duos, and bands. "It in no way has to do with the success of Chris Stapleton and Sturgill Simpson; we just want to present a different side of us."
Dave Cobb, the highly sought after producer of popular albums by Stapleton, Simpson, and Jason Isbell, was being brought in to helm at least 76 of the scheduled recordings. "I'm honored, and a little confused, but way too busy to complain," laughed Cobb as he worked the boards on Dan + Shay's new track "Daddy Shouldn't Have Hit Mama."
At press time, Chase Rice's new album was being edited for profane sexual content because he looked up the wrong definition of "mature."
Mar 31, 2016
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 7: Jason Isbell, Chase Rice, Jana Kramer, etc.
Wrestlemania 32 is this Sunday, so of course we're having an edition of stupid gifs this week.
When a coworker asks if you know anybody
who'd want their extra Chase Rice ticket
When somebody passes you "whiskey"
that turns out to be Fireball
When somebody asks how many studio albums
Jason Isbell has released
When Jana Kramer's mom hears how bad her new song is
When the Stapleton pre-sale code hits your inbox
When Tyler Hubbard practices his only talent
When your buddies think it'd be fun
to go see Colt Ford just for laughs
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Chris Stapleton,
Colt Ford,
FGL,
gifs,
Jana Kramer,
Jason Isbell,
Satire,
Tyler Hubbard,
WWE
Mar 17, 2016
The Crud Report Country News March '16
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Chris Stapleton,
Crud Report,
DAC,
FGL,
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
Mark McGuinn,
Randy Houser,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Travis Tritt
Mar 14, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: 80s Movies Edition
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Die Hard,
Dierks Bentley,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Mar 10, 2016
Farce's Wall of Honor Gets a Major Upgrade
The Farce the Music Wall of Honor
We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 6 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!
And welcome our new crown jewel, none other than Mr. Luther Bryan!
Feb 29, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: Chase Rice, Mad Max, Old Dominion
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Mad Max Fury Road,
memes,
Old Dominion,
Satire
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