Showing posts with label Garth Brooks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Garth Brooks. Show all posts
Nov 14, 2017
Nov 10, 2017
Nov 2, 2017
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: November '17
A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-17) overall which is 6 point improvement from August (the last time we did this chart). The best song is Luke Combs' "When It Rains It Pours." The worst is easily Walker Hayes "You Broke Up With Me." There are 2 solo females in the top 20 - as there were in August. And what do ya' know? Aaron Watson has his first top 20!
While there are some truly awful songs here, the overall quality of the chart is trending upward. Let's hope it continues in this direction.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Oct 31, 2017
Sep 14, 2017
Country Singer = Pro Wrestler Equivalents 2017
Jason Isbell = AJ Styles
Always been great, but it took until his late 30s for all but the diehard fans to figure that out. Southern. One of the best in the business.
Kelsea Ballerini = Kelly Kelly
Not very good. One of the few promoted females in her profession at the time. Perky.
Toby Keith = Sergeant Slaughter
Patriotic but willing to switch sides for the right price. Always popular but kind of a one-trick-pony. Known for putting boots in butts.
Cole Swindell = Jinder Mahal
Negligible talent. Boring. Still manages to reach the upper ranks of his profession.
Miranda Lambert = Lita
BAD. ASS. Didn't go to/dropped out of college. Animal lover. Can beat you up.
Thomas Rhett = Randy Orton
Got into the industry because of his dad. Inexplicably popular. Highly overrated.
Frequently looks like he just smoked a joint.
Garth Brooks = Kevin Owens
Ridiculously agile for a big man. Whether you like him or not, you gotta admit
he's entertaining as hell. Delivers a mean pop-up power bomb...okay, that's just Owens.
Aug 17, 2017
May 3, 2017
Mar 20, 2017
More Monday Morning Memes: Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Jason Isbell, etc.
Blurred because I fear the company that owns the pic
Mar 16, 2017
Anchorman Country Reaction Gifs
Luke Bryan sucks
Describe Hank III's metal music in two words
Garth Brooks is better than George Strait
Did you really mean it when you said you think you're better
than people who listen to Florida-Georgia Line?
When your whole crew scores tickets to Stapleton
When you agree to listen to a country DJ's
Soundcloud page, because it's different...
...Listen to Shinyribs!
When the person eating lunch with you says
"It's just music. Why do you get so serious?"
Dec 7, 2016
Nov 29, 2016
Country TwitterFAIL: Nov. '16
LANGUAGE WARNING!
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| *FALSE: It has Irish, Scottish, and British origins and was influenced by the blues afterwards. |
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