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| Submitted by J. Christopher Smith |
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| Submitted by J. Christopher Smith |
Showing posts with label Guest Submissions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guest Submissions. Show all posts
May 5, 2014
Apr 21, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Luke, Aldean, Borchetta, etc.
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| From Chris Smith |
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| From Dewayne Robbins |
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| From Dewayne Robbins |
Apr 14, 2014
Monday Meme Guest Submissions: Rich O'Toole, Strait, FGL
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| By Bubba Ervin |
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| By Grant Evans |
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| Idea by Joseph Culverhouse |
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| Submitted by Rich O'Toole himself |
Mar 19, 2014
Feb 10, 2014
Jan 20, 2014
Jan 17, 2014
16 Signs You're a Huge Luke Bryan Fan
Paint Chips...you tend to eat them. -CB
You're not entirely sure what your virginity is and where it might be if you have lost it. -VF
You had to "register" and alert your neighbors concerning your "incident." - @DosRingos
The rest of the literate world has to sound out your Twitter and Facebook posts because they follow no accepted rules of spelling, grammar, or abbreviation. -MN
You go to a Randy Rogers concert and expect him to gyrate his hips during "Fuzzy." -CF
You drink Fireball Whiskey because as Shakespeare said, you hold your manhood cheap. - @TheJackalopeTX
Numb from the waist down because your pants are too tight and numb from the neck up because you do actually listen to to Luke Bryan -BM
You defend any criticism about Luke Bryan's music with the phrase, "But he's sooooooo hott!!!!" -SG
You think Earl Dibbles Jr is real. -DR
You keep a spare pair of skinny jeans in your trunk just in case you have a blowout. - @shelbyjo
You wear your boots with your chubbies. -LY
You didn't know you could listen to music on the internets. -VC
You have to borrow your mom's credit card to buy his music - @MMars75
You own a $50,000 truck, but the wheels have never touched anything but concrete. -BS
You had to have a special hemorrhoid relief seat installed in your big black jacked up truck due to many hours of sitting on that diamond plate tailgate -JS
You start calling your mom 'girl.' -MP
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Thanks to FTM's Facebook friends and Twitter pals for the submissions!
Nov 25, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Cole Swindell, Corb Lund, etc.
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| Submitted by J Christopher Smith |
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| Submitted by Big Damn Heroes Band |
Oct 21, 2013
Oct 13, 2013
Aug 29, 2013
Aug 22, 2013
Jul 22, 2013
Mar 25, 2013
"Sure Be Cool if They Did" - Guest Submission Blake Shelton Parody
Sure Be Cool If They Did
Parody lyric by Greg Swartzentruber
I don’t needa song wit’ real heart, I'll start singing about anything
And it’ll hit the charts cuz I’m starring on The Voice ya see
Here’s one thing we can agree on, nobody needs a clever rhyme for neon
And even though it should, don’t gotta be good
You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
'Cause I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write, 'cause
They don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did
You can shoot me down but it’s gonna hit number one
Don’t need much of a story if the melody’s kinda fun
Just talk a bit about a girl, y’all, and a little alcohol
Baby, it’s fine, you even can repeat a line, repeat a line
You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
Cuz I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write
‘Cause they don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did
Just write a song they’ll quickly forget
Repeat the stuff we all agree on, don’t need a clever rhyme for neon
You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
Cuz I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write
‘Cause they don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did
Yeah it’d sure be cool if they did
Dec 20, 2012
Memes Memes Memes: Aldean, Ford, Moore, more...
Here are some guest submissions I asked for in a "contest" of sorts on Facebook and Twitter. The first place winner, who gets 2 CDs from my review stash, is Andrew who sent the Aldean meme. The second place winner, who gets 1 CD from the review stash, is Anna, with the "Georgia" meme. Thanks for all the submissions!
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