Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
May 3, 2019
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: May '19
These are reviews from a popular digital music seller.
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Kane Brown
Dustin Lynch
George Jones
Lil Nas X / Billy Ray Cyrus
Thomas Rhett
George Strait
Florida-Georgia Line
May 2, 2019
May 1, 2019
Apr 30, 2019
Country TwitterFAIL: April '19
*Language warning*
Chris Stapleton sucks too let’s fight— Coach $wag (@KSmithy850) April 10, 2019
Country music gay af— Josh Jimenez (@josh_jimenez11) April 18, 2019
WAIT EVERYONE. DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE FINALLY PAST THE CHRIS STAPLETON ERA— Hayley (@hayyleyy_cs) April 8, 2019
I loved Johnny Cash for years until I heard his song - Send the N back to Africa- after that I never played another Cash song again! It hurts when you find out racist things about your American Idol from yrs ago.— Coachh2015 (@Coachh2015) April 22, 2019
We get it "old country was better music, I should try listening." I get it, your wife left you for your tractor. Your new girlfriend... IS a tractor. I'm just not interested in country music people I'm sorry— Ryan Graham (@Grahamcracker25) April 19, 2019
women country singers suck* sry not sry https://t.co/d3oapVheLy— Haven Davis (@HavenDavis03) April 27, 2019
Willie Nelson's music sucks— shay ford (@shayford21) April 20, 2019
I fuckin hate country music... I really do... I consider it the soundtrack of bigotry in the United States... I feel physically ill when I hear it... Cause you’ll never hear a song that goes, “I got my black friend in my truck and we’re bout to go fishing, yeah, we’re equals”...— Cyrus McQueen (@CyrusMMcQueen) April 25, 2019
If you listen to country music kill yourself— RATCHETBOY (@thisratchetboy) April 5, 2019
Whoever it is that hates you is just jealous. Dont let the haters get you down you go on living the best life you can haters are how you know your making it— Hannah Mae'd Customs (@hannahmiller381) February 19, 2019
@KaceyMusgraves Shame on you, you are a loser and not even real country music. Bet your sales drop off big time unless Democrats buy them. @reba is real country music.— Justin T. (@JustinT4Bama) April 15, 2019
I love country music but I really don’t care for any of the female country singers. They look good & all but their songs suck— shawnz (@_shawnnnz) April 17, 2019
George strait sucks— Jordan Caballero (@CaptnJordanC13) April 17, 2019
Apr 26, 2019
Here's a Country Song Written by Artificial Intelligence
You can look at this two ways: 1. Professional songwriters' jobs are safe. 2. AI is already a better songwriter than Kane Brown.
From Geekologie:
From Geekologie:
Apr 25, 2019
Apr 19, 2019
Superstore Country Reaction Gifs
Actual footage of Jason Aldean proposing
Cliché #1 in every Kane Brown fan's repertoire
When the ACM Awards went off
When you observe a FGL fan at the register trying to figure out whether to buy the cigarettes or the baby food when they don't have enough money for both
You don't like Tyler Childers?
Me, when somebody whose opinion I usually agree with says Luke Bryan's "Knockin' Boots" is pretty good
What mainstream country station managers heard when somebody mentioned Lil Nas X being on the charts
When Dina's showing a Mitchell Tenpenny video in the break room
Apr 16, 2019
Apr 12, 2019
Mainstream Country Station Expands Playlist to 12 Songs
LAFAYETTE, LA —Local mainstream country radio station 102.9 WBRO (“The Bro”) announced Thursday a new programming direction wherein its radio hosts would be instructed to select from a list of twelve different songs, up from the usual eleven—which was already 3 songs higher than the industry average.
“After much research, we’ve decided to add Maren Morris’ ‘Girl’ to the rotation. We know we’ll get some push-back here, but we believe the numbers make sense and also there was a company directive that forces us to add one woman to the playlist,” associate program director Jess Staten said in a statement Thursday.
“Of course, we’ll still be playing the other eleven songs over and over and over again—we just really wanted to stand out from the pack by adding one more to the rotation,” he noted. “But the staples like Thomas and Kane and Morgan and uh Morgan and that song where the guy says something kind of pervy about a girl… those will all remain.”
According to Staten, the move was part of a broader initiative to challenge what was possible in the mainstream country radio arena, and to inject a new level of variety into the station’s already adventurous eleven-song playlist.
“I hope this gets all the SJW’s and feminists off our backs” he added.
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This story blatantly plagiarized and adapted from this Babylon Bee story.
Apr 11, 2019
Bad News Bears Country Reaction Gifs
A young Tyler Hubbard in his element
The look on my face when listening to a Kane Brown fan
When you hear Earl Thomas Conley died
A young... never mind - insert your own joke here
Mitchell Tenpenny sucks!!
A bunch of music writers trying to define country music
A young Eddie Montgomery
If I think "Old Town Road" isn't country, I'm racist??
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