Borrowed Jokes: Conway, Pardi, Joe Diffie, Keith Urban

Music memes from around the webz; credited when possible.

"Pardi B"
From Brothers Osborne's Twitter account.

From @simcardcottam

From Country Music Memes 

From We Hate Pop Country

ACMs 2018: Snarky Twitter Wrap-Up

In no order whatsoever.

Honest Billboard Song Features: Dustin Lynch & Keith Urban

Honest Radio Promo Ad: Keith Urban "Coming Home"

Krusty Krab Memes: Sams, FGLs, Keiths, etc.

Honest Billboard Top 20: February '18

I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2017 Edition

Pondering what to buy your worst enemy, your mother-in-law, your boss this holiday season? Well, maybe this helpful list will include just the thing. These are all real products (and one painting).

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Keith Urban Christmas ornament

Who wouldn't want this cheap looking,

unauthorized Keith Urban product on their Douglas fir?

For that stalker in your life.

Walker Hayes "Good Shit" shades

That's very mature, dad.

Kane Brown ugly Christmas sweater

So you'll know who to avoid at the office Christmas party.

Redneck Crazy truck hitch cover

for when you're parked on your ex's lawn

about to be arrested and served with a restraining order

Thomas Rhett sticker.

Gross, and I bet his wife wouldn't like that.

Old Dominion "Happy Endings" T-shirt

This plays on the stereotype of Asian massage parlors offering up

uh... happy endings. Way to be woke, OD.

Sexiest Man Alive t-shirt

which is advertised using Blake Shelton's image but

actually is just a Sexiest Man Alive t-shirt.

Sam Hunt flip-flops.

I bet the profit margin on these is ridiculous.

"It's 5 O'clock Somewhere" Novelty Panties

This painting of Garth Brooks looking at a boob.

This actually exists in the year of our Lord 2017. 

Home Alone 2: The Country Soundtrack