Showing posts with label Kenny Rogers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kenny Rogers. Show all posts
Sep 30, 2015
Little Known Facts: September 2015
Kenny Rogers recently announced his retirement from singing,
five years after the last time he moved his mouth.
A 2012 FCC ruling requires all FM stations that broadcast mostly traditional sounding
country music be placed on a frequency that ends in an even number.
Paparazzi recently caught Jason Aldean in a public restroom
with his jeans pulled down, attempting to unwad his panties.
In 2014 Gary Levox donated his belly button lint to Eskimos in upper
Alaska to make new clothes for the village's children.
When classmates at the 10-year high school reunion would ask hick-hop artist Lenny Cooper
what he does for a living, he'd tell them "foot fetish porn actor" to avoid embarrassment.
When classmates at the 10-year high school reunion asked Bucky Covington what he does for a living,
he said "I sing with my cover band at high school reunions like this; I didn't actually graduate."
Tyler Hubbard's favorite instrument is GarageBand on a MacBook Air.
Luke Bryan was late for his newest music video shoot consisting of pretty girls in lifted trucks
due to his Volkswagen having a flat tire on the way to pick up his skinny jeans from the tailor.
Ryan Adams made his choice of which album to cover by drawing a name from a hat.
Besides Taylor's 1989, the other options were Chad Brock's Yes!,
2 Live Crew's Back at Your Ass for the Nine-4, and Trixter 's self-titled debut.
Taylor Swift was so excited when someone told her Ryan Adams
was covering her album, she Googled his name immediately.
Sam Hunt is so tired of people asking why he considers himself country,
he's just had t-shirts with "$$$" printed on them to point at during interviews.
If Jason Isbell got a free beer for every time somebody asked about
his sobriety in an interview, he could… wait, that's just not appropriate.
Shooter Jennings' next release will be a folk album about hard times in the digital era
entitled Hey Brother, Can You Spare a Bitcoin?
If you stare into a mirror and yell "Yee Yee" three times,
a drunk skank with a 'Merica tube top will appear and give you a handy.
Thomas Rhett recently had keyless entry installed in his home because he can never find the key.
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A Trailer & Jeremy Harris Collaborative Effort
Jul 15, 2015
Why the 80s Were Better Than the 2010s
Gilbert
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Country boobs
Person famous for being famous
Pop country star
Wild-eyed person with bad hair
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Jan 7, 2014
Fun With Google Search Autofill (Luke Bryan, Taylor Swift, etc)
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| Some would say... |
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| No, but he's begging the guys to expand to Florida-Georgia-Carolina Line. |
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| I'd tend to agree. |
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| Um, could you not have used the image search to determine for yourself? |
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| That's a new one. |
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| Maybe, but Doug Supernaw most definitely is. |
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| I'm not saying a word. |
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| These first two searches were traced back to rural Georgia. |
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| Again, not saying a word... |
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| Actually, Kenny Rogers died in 1996 and was replaced by a mannequin. |
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| Yes, but his fans can't. |
Sep 25, 2013
Jul 30, 2013
Fun With Google Searches: Randy Rogers, Luke Bryan, Wynonna, etc.
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| Once again... I didn't say it... |
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| 1 out of 4 ain't bad. |
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| Yes, but he has to smile at the same time. |
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