Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Feb 1, 2023
Jan 30, 2023
Jan 29, 2023
Jan 23, 2023
Jan 22, 2023
Jan 20, 2023
Jan 19, 2023
Gilmore Girls Country Reaction Gifs
"Get over it old man. That old kind of country is dead and never coming back."
I'm a hater
"Hey, I got a left over Kane Brown ticket, my friend can't go..."
"If you don't like Morgan Wallen, we can't be friends"
When they're pushing out women country singers
When your favorite bar got rid of the jukebox and just plays pop country over the speakers
When somebody plays you a Walker Hayes song
What makes you different from Luke Bryan fans?
How you know a group of people are not Hardy fans
Jan 18, 2023
15 Cringiest Luke Bryan Lyrics
By Trailer, with help from Bobby Peacock
Your little iPod's loaded down with Hoobastank
“Country Man”
Entire song but if I must pick one:
Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees
Shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)"
Girl you make my speakers go boom boom
"Drunk on You"
Most of the song, but to pick one:
Put in my country ride hip-hop mixtape
Little Conway, a little T-Pain, might just make it rain
"That's My Kind of Night"
You got the beautiful, I got the cooler full
"Beer in the Headlights"
Tryin' to pour a little sugar in her Dixie cup
"Play It Again"
Kick the dust up
Back it on up
Fill your cup cup
Let's tear it up up
"Kick the Dust Up"
So put your drink down, throw your camera up
Flip it around and snap a payback picture
I'll send it to my ex, and send them both a text...
"Home Alone Tonight"
Move like you do
All sexy and smooth
Like you love to
Oh girl look at you
Legs and your hips
"Move"
It's like the music stopped playing when I saw your body
Did you come here with someone or come here to party (tonight)
"Out of Nowhere Girl"
She's dancing like every guy in here ain't watching her
Do her thang, make it rain, God amighty
"She's a Hot One"
That dress needs to slip off
That hair needs to come down
Friday nights need to do
What Friday nights need to do
That's the truth
"Knockin' Boots"
Anything
"Build Me a Daddy"
One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say
"Hey Señorita, don't you think we need
A salt and a Chesney song?"
One margarita, two margarita, three margarita
We'll be gone
"One Margarita"
Hey cowboy, keep slingin' that rope
Eatin' that dirt, wearing that gold
Break a leg rodeo, but just don't break no bones
"Country On"
Dishonorable Mentions:
Whiskey makes my baby, a little bit frisky
"Rain is a Good Thing"
Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby
"Do I"
When it's tapping on the roof, ain't nothing like you
Doing what you do to me
When the lightning hits, I'll be kissing on your lips
"Bad Lovers"
If you love her like you say you do
Then why don't you love her like you say you do
'Cause I wanna love her like you say you do
"Like You Say You Do"
Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine
"Too Drunk to Drive"
Jan 15, 2023
Jan 13, 2023
Luke Bryan Just Recycles New Year’s Resolutions From 2011 Again
“I noticed something funny y’all,” she said under her post. “The whited out part behind ’2023’ was just the previous years! LOL, but we don’t care, he can keep doing the same thing every year till he retires! Luvin’ Luke!”
In her image, she added focus and contrast to the area and somehow cleaned it up enough that viewers could clearly see every year from 2011-2022 covered over. (Don’t ask us how this works; it doesn’t seem possible… and don’t go looking for it, just believe us.)
While it might be odd to use the same physical copy year after year, Luke clearly found his niche with this checklist in 2011 and stuck to it. The commitment to doing the same thing over and over and over, while predictable and safe, has been successful.
Here’s what he had on the list.
1. Shake my ass in front of moms, daughters, and embarrassed dads at concerts
2. Wear jeans a size too small
3. Sing ONLY about college girls, trucks, love, drinking domestic beers, working, America, and deer
4. Keep teeth pearly white
5. NEVER EVER EVER say anything of importance, depth, or controversy in interviews or on social media
6. Only put out songs that are somewhat traditional sounding if the lyrics are cringe
7. Keep Farce the Music blocked on Twitter so he can’t hurt my feelings again
8. Root for them Georgia Bulldogs!
Jan 12, 2023
Will Ferrell Country Reaction Gifs
When a singer you like is "touring the nation" but not coming within 6 hours of you
Cranking George Jones after a long day at work
10 seconds into seeing what Jelly Roll sounded like before he went pop country
Do you like Sam Hunt, Dan + Shay, Kane Brown, or Thomas Rhett?
Every Charles Wesley Godwin song
Luke Bryan keeps getting older but his song topics stay the same age
Country radio in 2002
The end of Kacey Musgraves' "There is a Light" be like
You touch my Waylon records again and
Unreleased Florida-Georgia Line track
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