Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Jan 7, 2024
Dec 31, 2023
Dec 29, 2023
Dec 28, 2023
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #77
Me trying to relate to all the youths getting into Americana music these days
When your pal admits he got a Morgan Wallen album for Christmas
When you walk in the door from work and she's got some Conway playing
When I post a Jason Aldean meme on Facebook
When a guy brings his guitar to the party and starts doing Zach Bryan covers
When you try some beer your friend handed you and find out it was Luke Bryan's brand
Ain't livin' long like this, am I baby?
When you're the one who bought 2 hours of Kane Brown songs on Touchtunes just to annoy everybody
Dec 24, 2023
Dec 22, 2023
Dec 21, 2023
Christmas Cartoon Country Reaction Gifs
When I say "Oh great, they're playing Luke Bryan Christmas songs"
If Trace Adkins' "Brown Chicken Brown Cow"
video was set in winter
When somebody asks me to give one good reason I don't like Jason Aldean
When you play Frosty some Charles Wesley Godwin
Hey country singer, why are you sleeping in your van between shows?
Me when people out there in the world are innocently enjoying some Dan + Shay music
When a woman asks a mainstream radio programmer to play their songs
Reading the comments after I post a Morgan Wallen meme
Do you think you could ever like a Kane Brown song?
Dec 17, 2023
Dec 15, 2023
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: December '23
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. This perfectly fits Chayce Beckham's "23" because the chorus ruins what seemed like it was going to be a very nice song.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-5) overall which is somehow a 5 point improvement from August (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Chris Stapleton’s “White Horse” by a nose over Cody Johnson’s “The Painter.” Luke Bryan’s insipid “But I Got a Beer in My Hand” has the dishonor of being the worst song, though he has strong competition. The big names seem overshadowed by all the up-and-comers this time around. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad trend; they’re not impressing me much so far. Oooh yeah, I see one other trend - no solo women.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Dec 10, 2023
Dec 8, 2023
Luke Bryan Shifts Towards Americana to Energize Flagging Career
Citing an internal desire to show a more “rustical” [sic] side of himself, Luke has recruited an old adversary in Shooter Jennings to produce his new album. “Except for my Farm EPs, which weren’t really about farming, nobody’s seen that real part of me that, you know, just loves getting my hands in the dirt and also being sad about the plight of coal miners.” [sic]
“Shooter’s gonna be at the board, but he’s also gonna write with me a little,” continued Bryan. “We’re bringing in some of these new fellas like Dylan Proust, Wyatt Meloy, and Tanner Logan or whoever, and do some duets about the opioid pandemic [sic] and job loss in the Midwest; it’s gonna be so much fun!”
“I even went to the Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine up in West Virginia and got a tour,” laughed Bryan. I’m pretty much an expert on coal mining now, or at least as much an expert as all those new 20 years olds singing about it.”
Bryan, who has recently gotten in minor online spats over whispers that his career is in decline, is still a major draw live, and continues to have radio hits, though at a much slower pace than his glory days of women shaking it for catfish, and boom boom under his seat or whatever the hell he sang about. He hopes this new era will keep him relevant for years to come.
The first single from the new project, “Holler in the Holler,” is due to be dropped at mainstream radio in February, though he isn’t sure what the reception will be. “We love radio, but they aren’t always ready for someone forging a brave new path,” said Luke, sweat beads forming at the edges of his newly unkempt hair-do. “This first song’s still got some party time in it, so hopefully that will help us transition to my new totally not contrived sound, while still being a unit-moving beacon for the genre.”
At press time, Luke was eating a gas station sausage biscuit and watching Moonshiners.
Dec 7, 2023
Star Trek Country Reaction Gifs
When you ask her on a straight tequila night
and she's ready to fight
When he tries to pick you up using Tyler Hubbard lyrics
When your coworker is loudly playing "The Christmas Shoes"
Showing up to defend George Strait when zoomers say he isn't that great
When somebody puts Wallen's album at #1 for 2023
Trying to act interested in a conversation with a Kane Brown fan
Garth Brooks if he tries all that 90s swinging on cables and jumping over fire in 2024
Hey girl, is that Whiskey Myers? Well turn it up.
When the street festival cover band is playing Luke Bryan songs
What happened after you consumed an entire Jason Aldean album?
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