These are actual YouTube comments from Walker Hayes fans about Walker Hayes.
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Apr 22, 2022
Hundreds Believe Tim McGraw Nearly Killed a Guy Because This Headline Says So
Most of the few readers who actually clicked on this story without excitedly sharing it first, only read the first sentence, which also fools unworldly folks into thinking that the following actually happened:
Country superstar Tim McGraw has been arrested for a shocking assault after putting a real good man in the hospital on Wednesday night. McGraw told police he was just sticking up for his wife when the man, Vernon Brinks, said Faith Hill’s acting was a little dry in Yellowstone: 1883. After striking Brinks over and over, the victim suffered a broken wrist, a concussion, internal bleeding, and several external bruises. Brinks is said to have neither liked it, loved it, nor wanted any more of it and is expected to be released from the hospital this weekend. In a statement after making bail, McGraw apologized for the incident and blamed “the cowboy in me.”
Despite the previous paragraph being written in a less than journalistic quality, several persons who have continued reading started thinking that maybe this stupid and transparently satirical bit might have some veracity. 5 of them go back and share the story on Facebook with an “OMG!” Most didn’t even notice that there were 4 Tim McGraw song titles hidden in that paragraph, further giving clue that this stunning bit of news never occurred.
In previous weeks, this very website (which features the word ‘farce’ in its title) has been barraged by thick-headed people replying as if satirical stories were the gospel. One of those people is reading this sentence now and I’m going to tell him that Garth Brooks cheated on Trisha with Kenny Chesney and he’ll believe it, because his brain has been warped and clouded by social media, politics, and the degradation of real media over the past 10-15 years.
At press time, 1 of the 9 people who made it this far into the article also believed that Thomas Rhett is a meth-addicted serial killer because this sentence purports it to be true.
Apr 21, 2022
Apr 20, 2022
Still More Overly Politically Correct Country Songs
My Cis-Het Male Parental Unit Doesn’t Speak to a Non-existent Deity Anymore - Chris Stapleton
Dinosaur - Hank Jr.
Waylon on My Willie - Tyler Childers
Elder Bohemian - The Bellamy Brothers
Caucasian-Tonk Person - Dwight Yoakam
I’m Gonna Hire a Person Who Uses Alcohol Unhealthily to Decorate Our Home - David Frizzell
Mt. & Mm. Used to Be - Ernest Tubb / Loretta Lynn
You Misspeak - Reba
(I’m a) Stand by My Person Person - Ronnie Milsap
Romany - Merle Haggard
Consensually Given Physical Pleasure by a Rural Cis Male - Wheeler Walker Jr.
Privileged, Young, Uneducated, Sex Enjoyer - Cross Canadian Ragweed
Apr 19, 2022
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Apr 17, 2022
Apr 15, 2022
Hundreds Walk Out as Sam Hunt Performs Entire Concert “Country Style”
This is fake news
According to several walkouts, Sam began the show by saying “We’re gonna play y’all some country music tonight!” The venue roared with their appreciation, confident in their 2022 radio-defined understanding of ‘country music,’ but many were soon left scratching their heads, and yes, leaving the arena over what transpired.
“When they played “House Party” in that old timey style, I just thought he was doing something a little different to open the show,” said an exasperated Tawny London of Mobile. “But then there was this person playing a violin or something on the next song too, and Sam wasn’t rapping, and I don’t know what the hell was going on.” London said she stayed for a couple more songs until it was clear the whole set would be played in this “redneck old cheugy people music” style.
“There was this guy on stage who was sitting at a table with strings on it or something and these sad, weird sounds were coming out of it,” said an also upset Chad Davis of Biloxi. “It was like a dying guitar and the squeals coming out of it made me feel emotions and I didn’t like it. If I wanted to see a good ol' classic country concert, I'd go see Luke Bryan.”
Hunt, for his part, sang the usually spoken or rapped parts of his hit songs. Around 30 minutes into his hour and 45 minute set, the exodus began, leaving The Wharf half empty by the encore. Hunt never said anything about the departures or the scattered boos, only plowing through the songs with cheerful aplomb and occasionally mentioning the origins of the songs between selections.
“There wasn’t no dancers, there wasn’t no outfit changes,” said a crying Ginger Lee of Auburn. “He ain’t even tell us to throw our hands in the air and wave em all around like we just don’t care. What kind of country concert was this supposed to be??”
At press time, Sam Hunt had not responded to our requests for an interview and had recently hired Dave Cobb to produce his next record.
This is satire / fake news.
Apr 14, 2022
Stranger Things Country Reaction Gifs
When she turns you down for a date to the Sawyer Brown concert
If you ever besmirch Reba
What are your qualifications to be in this indie-folk band?
What I read when Coe's son starts tweeting about anything besides country music
When there's a Morgan Wallen fan in your row
When I make memes about the Dennis Linde or Turnpike Troubadours song character universe
Oh, you don't like Tyler Childers anymore because he expressed one belief that's different from yours?
When I hear two seconds of a Dan + Shay song
Apr 13, 2022
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