Jul 28, 2014
Bleeding Cowboys is Forever
Apparently, some people still don't have internet connections.
These are all new or fairly recent album covers that use the
much-maligned type-face Bleeding Cowboys.
For the love of God, stop it....
Bummer Song of the Summer (Poll)
While I think it's silly that a debate arises every year about which pop or country song is the "Song of Summer," here's your opportunity to vote for the anti song of summer. It hasn't been quite as terrible a summer as usual for country, but that's kinda like saying a truckstop bathroom smells better than a Port-a-john. Anyway, let us know what you think! The loser might get a little extra hatin' in the coming weeks.
Jul 27, 2014
Jul 26, 2014
Saturday Night Music: The Bigsbys
How did I not know this video existed? Guys, y'all need better promo.
Jul 25, 2014
John Rich's Songwriting Tips #71
Look, sex sells. I'm living proof of that. I mean, I'm a pretty damn good songwriter, but if it weren't for my dashing good looks and ass that won't quit, I'd be just another Jamey Johnson. All that said, it's okay to put a little booty in your country song. Times have changed and you ain't gotta be shy about a good f**kin' song. Now, you can't say "f**kin'" or anything but you can use euphemisms and innuendo to your advantage. Instead of saying "I wanna put my big ol' c*** in your ****y," you might soften it a little like "Let me churn your waters with my outboard motor." Or, instead of "Your big t*****s get me hard," you might go with something more romantic like "Your Hank t-shirt makes my Bocephus sing." See, it's not that difficult. You can appeal to the female demographic and the horny bros at the same time. Write you an outline of a lovely night tapping ass in a long-bed parked on the water tower road and fill it in with some details that make the ladies swoon. Stuff like: a girl dressed in nothin' but a flower in her hair, handprints in steam on the windows of your Ford, a threesome because you love both of them so much you couldn't choose. Classy shit like that. Get writing, bitches!
*not actually written by John Rich
Jul 24, 2014
New Video: Zac Brown Band - All Alright
Top 10 Chase Rice Pet Peeves
10. "Age of consent laws" -Seth Wilson
09. When girls want to take a selfie together after unprotected sex in a coliseum broom closet.
08. Farce the Music/Saving Country Music
07. Speeling
06. Figuring out how to keep dick pics from uploading to photo stream
05. Riting song liricks
04. "When you're trying to bro with your bros and non-bros are all in your brosnis" -Larry Hooper
02. When people accuse him of misogyny. He doesn't even know a b**ch with the last name Ogeny.
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Thanks to a couple of Twitter pals for 2 of these!
Least Essential Country Albums: Joe Diffie, Isbell, FGL, etc.
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| By Mike McDermott |
Jul 23, 2014
New Video: Bart Crow
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