Showing posts with label Cole Swindell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cole Swindell. Show all posts
Aug 20, 2018
Cole Swindell's on the Night Train
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Guns n' Roses,
memes,
Satire
Aug 1, 2018
I'm Sorry, This Exists: Questionable Country Merch & Memorabilia
Mitchell Tenpenny "Bitches" shirt. Please wear this to the upcoming WWE Evolution all-women pay-per-view and get your ass beat.
Sam Hunt as an admiral artwork. For the person in your life who has everything …including bad taste.
George "Straight" t-shirt. Why does this keep happening?
Another one. Please stop.
And a sign. SMH.
This FGL t-shirt. Buy now and it comes with a free pack of condoms so you won't procreate!
This ugly ass Cole Swindell dolman. Dolman? What the hell's a dolman?
Kane Brown prayer candle. Yeah, you better pray extra hard if you buy this.
"Sexy" Garth Brooks "G" panties. What lady wouldn't feel extra sexy wearing underpants feturing the logo of a rotund middle-aged rope-swinging country wildman on them?
And finally, Rascal Flatts on Hostess products including donuts and Twinkies seems a little too on-the-nose to actually exist, but here ya go:
May 4, 2018
Gorl Memes: Cole Swindell, Johnny, Dylan, Patty Loveless, Reckless Kell
Labels:
Bob Dylan,
Cole Swindell,
Despicable Me,
Gorl,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Patty Loveless,
Reckless Kelly,
Satire
Mar 15, 2018
3 Up 3 Down: March 2018
3 Up
Luke Bryan - Most People Are Good
What's this? Luke Bryan spoken of in a positive manner? Have you finally lost it, Trailer? Nope - a good song's a good song. This tune is simple, quaint even. It has timely and timeless lyrics. Luke does a fine job with it. On top of that, it's a country song. I know he's still got to pump out the mindless bangers to keep the arenas full, but let's at least hope he's beginning a transition to more mature fare like this winner.
A-
Cole Swindell - Break Up in the End
What's this? Cole Swindell spoken of in a positive manner? etc.
This one is actually more of a surprise to me, since (and I'm not blustering here) this is the very first Swindell song I have liked even a little. Cole's still no crooner, but his plain-spoken voice lends this heartbreaker some gravity. Some will read the lyrics and say this is a wimpy song, but ultra vulnerable ballads like this are scattered through the careers of greats like George Strait, Vern Gosdin, and Willie Nelson. Not saying Cole should ever be mentioned in the same breath as those folks, but "Break Up in the End" is a step in the right direction.
B+
Ashley McBryde - A Little Dive Bar in Dahlonega
A song like this makes you think there's still a chance to turn country radio around. It takes a look back at the missteps that end up making us stronger. Fresh, hopeful, and upbeat with a hint of sadness. And it's country. Ashley's voice is strong and memorable, and with material like this, I can't wait to hear her upcoming debut album. (Side note: my honeymoon was in Dahlonega - beautiful town and surrounding area.)
A
3 Down
Jordan Davis - Singles You Up
More of this trend of melting pot folk/R&B/pop schlock - think Sam Hunt, but not so much talking. Who says "singles you up" anyway? Lame, boring, trend-chasing, and it's a hit, of course. Nice beard, broseph.
D
David Lee Murphy & Kenny Chesney - Everything's Gonna Be Alright
What a disappointment. David Lee Murphy had a nice, albeit brief, run of good tunes in the 90s and he's a solid songwriter. Kenny, while still Kenny, can surprise you every now and then with a great tune. This one's not. It may as well be sung by Devin Davis Jordan Walker Hunt.
D+
Bebe Rexha ft. Florida-Georgia Line - Meant to Be
Yeah well. What'd you expect? This is shit. Some claim it to be a good pop song, but it's grating as hell to me. And who cares anyway? If I come home to a pig in the back yard with my dogs, I wouldn't think "What an impressive pig - I bet it could win some state fairs." No, I think "Why the hell is there a swine in my yard?" It doesn't belong.
F
Mar 1, 2018
Feb 27, 2018
Late Tuesday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Walker Hayes, Cole Swindell
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Spongebob Squarepants,
Walker Hayes
Feb 16, 2018
This is Always the Proper Response
Labels:
Beavis and Butthead,
Cole Swindell,
gifs,
Satire
Feb 2, 2018
NFL Country Reaction Gifs
(some are from halftime shows)
That time Cole Swindell was a dancer
at the Super Bowl halftime show
When Jason Isbell decided professional football wasn't for him
When the creator of country music is really feeling confident
Tom: How'd you like that Walker Hayes
album I recommended?
Teammate:
One look at the country music chart and you're like...
Hey Gronk, you hear about that Sam Hunt/Luke Bryan tour?
When you read even the slightest rumor that
Chris Knight might release an album this year
Making sure everybody knows you were offended
by that country music article you read online
Labels:
Beyonce,
Chris Knight,
Cole Swindell,
Country Reaction Gifs,
Jason Isbell,
Luke Bryan,
NFL,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Jan 25, 2018
Cole Swindell Falls Asleep During Cole Swindell Concert
Country superstar Cole Swindell recently fell asleep during a Cole Swindell concert. The "Chillin' It" singer, currently on his Down Home acoustic tour in support of his annual Down Home Sessions EP, dozed off during an extended guitar solo on his hit "Ain't Worth The Whiskey."
Bassist Adam Cunningham noticed Swindell dropping his head a few times during the middle of the concert, but only noticed that the vocalist had actually dozed off when he started swaying on his stool in an atypically rhythmic manner. "I jogged over to him and nudged him and he just about fell," related Cunningham, stifling his own yawn.
"That concert was so monotonous." explained Cole. "The songs didn't say anything and most of them sounded the same… and the singer was flat. The musicians did their best with the material but heck, Michael Jordan would've sucked if he'd had to dribble a football."
The consummate professional, Swindell was able to shake off the cobwebs and tediously finish the last three songs, before collapsing into a pile of curtains backstage to finish his siesta.
"It's a good thing Adam was there when I nodded off," laughed Swindell. "Or I'd have been all over YouTube the next day. I mean, honestly, it would have been the most exciting thing to ever happen at one of my shows."
The Down Home Tour, which provides nap pallets and blankets in the back for sleepy fans, rolls into Chicago tonight and continues into the spring, when Swindell will begin his first major headlining tour.
Bassist Adam Cunningham noticed Swindell dropping his head a few times during the middle of the concert, but only noticed that the vocalist had actually dozed off when he started swaying on his stool in an atypically rhythmic manner. "I jogged over to him and nudged him and he just about fell," related Cunningham, stifling his own yawn.
"That concert was so monotonous." explained Cole. "The songs didn't say anything and most of them sounded the same… and the singer was flat. The musicians did their best with the material but heck, Michael Jordan would've sucked if he'd had to dribble a football."
The consummate professional, Swindell was able to shake off the cobwebs and tediously finish the last three songs, before collapsing into a pile of curtains backstage to finish his siesta.
"It's a good thing Adam was there when I nodded off," laughed Swindell. "Or I'd have been all over YouTube the next day. I mean, honestly, it would have been the most exciting thing to ever happen at one of my shows."
The Down Home Tour, which provides nap pallets and blankets in the back for sleepy fans, rolls into Chicago tonight and continues into the spring, when Swindell will begin his first major headlining tour.
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Fake News,
Satire
Jan 23, 2018
Dec 22, 2017
The 10 Worst Country Songs of 2017
We've spent all of 2017 making fun of these and other songs, so there's little else
to do but rank the worst. No need for further criticisms or a thesaurus full of
disgusting descriptive terms. Nothing fancy. Okay, a little fancy...
Dec 14, 2017
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
If Cole Swindell ran outside naked in a snowstorm, he'd be invisible
Luke Bryan never hangs his stockings by the fireplace because
he’d feel silly wearing his garter belt without them
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Brantley Gilbert realized he couldn’t count that high
Neal McCoy's "Take a Knee, My Ass (I Won't Take a Knee)" was originally about
Game of Thrones' Jon Snow and was titled "Bend the Knee, My Arse (I Shan't Bend the Knee)"
If Sturgill Simpson doesn’t do a Farce The Music
interview we will start a rumor he punched Santa
There is a 100% chance Kenny Chesney will be a fan
of this year's college football playoff champion
The previous fact will be recycled annually for eternity
Justin Moore has lost 75% of his fame since Trailer stopped photoshopping him
on shelves around Christmas (Editor's note: or Scotty McCreery, whichever)
Sturgill Simpson recently punched Santa at a mall. More details to come.
All pictures of Shooter Jennings on a shelf are not Photoshopped
Gary Levox’s New Year’s resolution is to be less awkward in photos
The 2017 Time Magazine Person of the Year is every woman
that has ever recorded ‘Baby it’s Cold Outside’
David Lee Murphy has a song on the country chart. No really, I’m serious about that one.
Asking for more women on country radio and getting Bebe Rexha is like
asking for a Washington outsider to be president and getting... never mind
Every time "Humble and Kind" plays on the radio, Spade Cooley rolls in his grave
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All but 3 of these by Jeremy Harris
Nov 20, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Johnny Cash, Cole Swindell
Labels:
Caillou,
Cole Swindell,
George Jones,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
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