Showing posts with label Colt Ford. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colt Ford. Show all posts

Jul 20, 2017

Chapelle's Show: Country Reaction Gifs

*Language Warning*

Say "What" if Dylan Scott sucks

Why are you the next big mainstream country star?

When the car next to Wayne Brady
is blasting Thomas Rhett

Listening to Blake Shelton like...

Would you admit that Colt Ford is a pretty good rapper?

While female artists struggle for airplay
Music Row executives be like...

What's the deal with Sam Hunt fans?

If your couch likes Kelsea Ballerini

Dec 14, 2016

I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas '16 Edition

This is all real merchandise (and other oddities).

Let's start with something I'm glad exists.... a Merle Haggard "ugly Christmas sweater"

Luke Bryan tumbler. Perfect for sipping Lime-a-ritas.

Brantley Gilbert pajamas with "Bottoms Up" on the ass. For your side chick.

A BG brass knuckles Christmas ornament. For when the cousins erupt into a brawl over who gets to play the PS4 next.

Chris Lane socks might be your fix. I don't know why, but maybe.

If she wants to get "Nailed" this Christmas, these are for her!

The Average Joes comic book series featuring Colt Ford, The Lacs, and all your least favorite hick hoppers. I assume their arch enemy is Captain Irrelevance.

Class up the damn joint with this Fireball cornhole game. Probably not officially licensed.

Sam Hunt tank top with Bleeding Cowboys font! Yay!

Luke Bryan ugly Christmas sweater. Make it stop.

Grammatically incorrect Luke Bryan lyrics tattoo
(which are the actual lyrics)

Another kinda awesome item. A Janie Fricke snapback. On eBay!

Truck decal ... perfect stocking stuffer for that kinda racist uncle.

Aug 19, 2016

Office Space Country Reaction Gifs

When an office mate keeps playing 
Colt Ford at a loud volume

 What one could do about that problem 
if management doesn't take care of it...

 Hey man, you like that new Reckless Kelly song?

When a co-worker listened to FGL song on my computer 
while I was out of the office...

Listening to  Gangstagrass like...

When ur jus jealious haterz and Blake Shelton is more 
handsomer and richer then u will evr B in ur whole life

When every country station in town is playing 
either Chris Lane or Thomas Rhett

 Hey, Kane Brown fans....

Mar 31, 2016

That Ain't Right

(Johnny and June contrasted with modern country "love" lyrics)

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 7: Jason Isbell, Chase Rice, Jana Kramer, etc.

Wrestlemania 32 is this Sunday, so of course we're having an edition of stupid gifs this week.

When a coworker asks if you know anybody 
who'd want their extra Chase Rice ticket

When somebody passes you "whiskey" 
that turns out to be Fireball

When somebody asks how many studio albums 
Jason Isbell has released

When Jana Kramer's mom hears how bad her new song is

When the Stapleton pre-sale code hits your inbox

When Tyler Hubbard practices his only talent

When your buddies think it'd be fun
to go see Colt Ford just for laughs

Mar 30, 2016

John Rich's Songwriting Tips #77

From the mailbag:

Kevin in Georgia writes: With the reduction of mainstream radio playlists, the consolidation of media and record labels, and the greatly lowered number of songwriters actually getting cuts in Nashville, is there really any point to trying to break into the business if you're not willing to kiss corporate ass or make friends with douchebag up-and-coming singers?

Me: No.

Kayla in Texas asks: My boyfriend is a good-looking white rapper inspired by Sam Hunt and Colt Ford. What's the best way for him to break into the country music business?

Me: Record a half-dozen YouTube videos of him covering country artists he's never heard of and won't sound anything like ….and wait.

Josh in Ohio writes: How do you balance performing, songwriting, running businesses, and having a family with your true loves of ego and alcohol?

Me: Well, Josh. If you care to drive your anonymous ass down to Nashville and ask that to my face, I'll give you a little insight. I'll put my foot so deep insight your ass, you won't ask me something like that again.

Vanessa in Washington State wants to know: Do you think the success of Chris Stapleton will open the doors for authentic, gritty country music and should songwriters anticipate that shift by writing more story-driven and emotional songs?

Me: I know, Vanessa, I'm worried too. I'm hoping this is just a trend like the great credibility scare of the late 80s. Nashville righted the ship then, and they'll do it now. Don't you fear. There may be a few months of hard twang, whining steel, earnest lyrics, and a general lack of flash, but in no time at all, this town will get back to its roots and deliver the pandering, trend-driven, sexy pop music we know and love. Stay strong, y'all!!

Dec 17, 2015

Star Wars/Country Music Doppelgängers 2

The Force Awakens starts today! In honor, here are some
(occasionally reaching) Star Wars character/Country singer doppelgängers.

Darius Rucker (R&B phase) and Mace Windu

Don Williams and Obi Wan Kenobi

Chris Stapleton and Chewbacca (sorry Chris!)

Willie Nelson and Qui Gon Jinn

Colt Ford and Jek Porkins (hey, don't blame me... that's his name)

Kenny Chesney and Bib Fortuna


Related Posts with Thumbnails