Showing posts with label Coronavirus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coronavirus. Show all posts
Apr 20, 2020
Reginald Spears Memes: Dixie Chicks, FGL, Dan + Shay
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Dan + Shay,
Dixie Chicks,
Donald Trump,
FGL,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, 420, Record Collections
Labels:
Coronavirus,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Steel Magnolias,
Willie Nelson
Apr 17, 2020
Luke Combs Performs "Six Feet Apart"
Co-written with Brent Cobb and Rob Snyder (the singer/songwriter, not the actor).
Labels:
Brent Cobb,
Coronavirus,
Live performances,
Luke Combs,
Rob Snyder
Apr 14, 2020
Covid Country eCards: Sam Hunt, Cody Jinks, Country Radio
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Coronavirus,
Country eCards,
eCards,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
What's Your Chris Knight Level?
Labels:
Chris Knight,
Coronavirus,
memes,
Satire
Apr 13, 2020
More Monday Memes: Hank Jr., FGL, Sam Hunt, Coronavirus
Apr 10, 2020
Social Distancing for Hick-Hop Fans
Labels:
Coronavirus,
hick-hop,
Satire
Apr 9, 2020
Coronavirus Parody Album Covers: Tyler Childers, Ray Charles, etc.
Apr 8, 2020
Look for Silver Linings
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Apr 7, 2020
Apr 6, 2020
Reader Submitted Memes: FGL, Tyler Childers, King of the Hill
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Missing Concerts, Luke Bryan
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Coronavirus,
Florida Georgia Line,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Apr 3, 2020
Protect Willie at All Costs
Labels:
Bubble Boy,
Coronavirus,
memes,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Police Using Hick-Hop Songs to Disperse Crowds During Pandemic
Police departments nationally reported on Friday that they were using unusual methods to enforce lockdowns and “safer at home” measures during the Coronavirus pandemic. An attempt to avoid harsher crowd control options has led many forces to use speaker trucks to blast music that most people find repugnant - in this case, hick-hop, or country rap, seems to be having the best results.
In Ft. Worth, TX Wednesday, local authorities were alerted to a small block party in a suburban neighborhood. Rather than issue citations or fines, they simply rolled a police van into the vicinity blasting “Outback (Extended Remix)” by the hick-hop group Redneck Souljers. “They lit out of there like their butts were on fire” laughed Deputy Lewis Marks. “I don’t blame them - I felt physically ill listening to it myself.”
A birthday party in Van Nuys, CA fell victim to Colt Ford’s “No Trash in My Trailer.” Carl Jenkins, who had attended the party, told us by Skype that he was injured during the melée as the party broke up. “I may sue their asses - I didn’t trip or fall or anything, but I was mentally injured by that music; I’ve got pain and suffering and PTSD now. I might rather have the Rona.” he grimaced.
An outdoor bat mitzvah in Salem, OR ended in similar fashion. “I hate to do it, but this is for safety and health of the public at large” said officer Lindsay Scanlan, turning on Upchurch’s “My Neck of the Woods” at ear-shattering volume. Audible screams and weeping were heard as the 24 people at the mitzvah scattered like ants.
Similar stories have come in from across the country, but at press time, law enforcement agencies in the Carolinas reported that hick-hop was ineffective in clearing large gatherings and were exploring using flash bombs, rubber bullets, and tear gas.
Labels:
Colt Ford,
Coronavirus,
Fake News,
hick hop,
Redneck Souljers,
Satire,
Upchurch
Apr 1, 2020
A Senseless Meme
Labels:
Antoine Dodson,
Brett Young,
Coronavirus,
Jordan Davis,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Counterproductive Kane
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Spongebob
Top 11 Country-Related Ways to Be Helpful During the Pandemic
11. Teach a Kane Brown fan to read by FaceTime
10. Send a letter to your congressman informing them that your favorite bands can still perform live and stay under the 10 person recommendation
9. Remind hick-hop fans that not only should they wash their hands frequently, but that they should also wash their bodies from time to time
8. Paint an inspirational message on the local water tower in John Deere green
7. Tell the Dollar General manager that times are stressful enough without them playing bro-country in the store and kindly request they turn it off
6. Go to your favorite bartender's house and blare George Jones from their yard to cheer them up
5. Whatever Dolly Parton is doing, do that
4. Send a friendly postcard to a Brantley Gilbert fan in prison
3. Avoid political arguments unless one a’ them stinkin’ liberal pinko commie America-hatin’ Dixie Chicks fans starts it first
2. Use two pairs of Luke Bryan’s old pants to make one face mask for the local hospital
1. Buy albums and merchandise from the independent musicians you enjoy (or tip them during their live shows on Instagram, Facebook, etc)
~By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
Mar 30, 2020
More Monday Memes: Thomas Rhett, FGL, Tiger King
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett,
Tiger King
Mar 27, 2020
Social Distancing Memes: Luke Bryan, Dwight Yoakam
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Dwight Yoakam,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
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