Showing posts with label Florida Georgia Line. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida Georgia Line. Show all posts
Dec 4, 2020
Nov 16, 2020
More Monday Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, CMAs, Dan + Shay
(yeah this is an update of one we've posted before)
Nov 13, 2020
Fight Club Country Reaction Gifs
A bunch of pop stars sang at the CMA Awards?
My advice to all the fit, coiffed, boring pop-country dudes:
When you fall in love with somebody and then find out they're a Luke Bryan fan
Me watching the CMA Awards
Also the same rule for the good ole boys club in Nashville
When I catch myself enjoying a few seconds of a FGL song
Yeah, there was a Tim McGraw stage in there but I've changed
Oh, another song about worshipping a woman who has her feet up on the dash of your truck?
Nov 12, 2020
Nov 10, 2020
Nov 6, 2020
Report: Nelly Has Blackmail Photos of Florida-Georgia Line
Nelly, born Cornell Iral Haynes Jr., was last on top of the charts in the early to mid 2000s, but has seen a resurgence in his career thanks to country music, and in particular Florida-Georgia Line. Their first collaboration was a remix of the smash “Cruise” which went on to become one of the biggest hits of the decade in any genre.
After than, many expected for Nelly to fade into the background and go back to doing club shows and the occasional rap album, but that has not been the case. FGL has collaborated with Nelly and brought him on several big tours long after the hype for “Cruise” died down, and it left many scratching their heads. When Nelly put out his own recent song featuring FGL, we had to do a little digging.
According to our inside source (nicknamed “Benny”) Nelly, performer of such hits as “Pimp Juice” and “Hot in Herre,” has possession of several photographs that keep Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley at his beck and call. He’s made such requests of them as songwriting sessions, car detailings, tour slots, and their Netflix passwords.
“They are willing to do just about anything to keep Nelly from publishing those pics,” said Benny. “I honestly don’t know what the photos are of, but it must be some seedy sh*t!” Benny also said that Nelly carries the photos with him in a Halliburton briefcase attached to his wrist with handcuffs, and is never more than 5 feet from the case.
“Not to demean him because he’s had a good career, but that briefcase keeps him in steak and lobster and Bugattis,” laughed Benny. “And he’s also just showing up at their houses at all hours of the night to just hang out… their wives aren’t crazy about it but the guys just tell them they’re working on music, but they’re just shooting pool in the treehouse.”
When asked to guess what’s in the photos, Benny ventures a few possibilities. “I doubt it’s anything sexual, those dudes never had any game until they were rich and then they got married immediately, so it’s probably pics of them at a real country concert, enjoying themselves. That would devastate Florida-Georgia Line fans!”
At press time, Nelly was taking a shower with one arm through the curtain.
Nov 4, 2020
Nov 2, 2020
Oct 29, 2020
Hubie Halloween Country Reaction Gifs
(From the Netflix Adam Sandler comedy.)
When you're the neighborhood decency monitor and some kids drive through blaring Kane Brown.
You ought to see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jeckyll into Bubba Hyde
I thought we were going to dress up as Florida-Georgia Line for Halloween
Leaving the party when the first note of Sam Hunt gets played
I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
When you're embarrassed to be calling the radio station to try to win some Morgan Wallen tickets (rightly so)
Me reading the comment section every time a country singer makes a political statement
The proper reaction to hearing Dan + Shay
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