Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
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May 12, 2021
Ten Favorite Albums of 2021 So Far: 1/3 Report
The usual disclaimer: Our year-end list will be staff-voted; this is just Trailer’s list.
It’s been a weird year and I’ve listened to more old music than I have new, to be honest. I’ve still heard a lot of new stuff and I’m pretty sure these are my favorites, but it’s entirely possible I’ve completely left out an album I listened to multiple times and enjoyed. Feel free to let us know your favorites or make suggestions!
(this one may end up higher, but it's new so I haven't listened a lot yet)
Apr 22, 2021
Untrue Facts: Luke Bryan, Chris Stapleton, Loretta Lynn
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| Checks notes... oh, this one's actually true. |
Feb 23, 2021
Country Muppet Show Disclaimers
As you may or may not have heard, Disney+ is leading some episodes of The Muppet Show with disclaimers if the subject matter is deemed offensive to cultural sensitivities. These disclaimers before episodes with country singer guests seem a bit odd though.
Dec 2, 2020
Nov 5, 2020
Bridesmaids Country Reaction Gifs
*foul language warning*
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How Kane Brown writes a song
When the whole room thinks you've been listening to too much Wheeler Walker Jr.
Still listening to Cuttin' Grass 3 weeks later
When concerts come back and everybody is on tour at once
Do you like Nicholas Jamerson?
If you keep inviting your friends to Dustin Lynch concerts
When you meet a man who loves Loretta as much as he loves Waylon
Insert your own joke about Dan + Shay. I can't because it's not politically correct.
Sep 4, 2020
Kid Rock Takes First Bath in 25 Years
Spurred on by his idea to “wed” country legend Loretta Lynn in a publicity stunt this past weekend, hip-hop/country/rocker Robert James Ritchie (aka Kid Rock) recently took his first bath since 1995.
Mr. Rock, who is mostly just famous for being famous these days, has always been known for his grungy appearance and disheveled clothing but he felt that Loretta Lynn deserved him at his best for their ‘nuptials.’ “I couldn’t marry the queen of country music smelling like …everything and most of it bad…” said Ritchie. “Had to get fresh!”
He reported that the actual act of bathing was a several hour process, requiring multiple cleansing products and several semi-hazardous chemicals. “If I’m being honest,” Kid grinned. “There was a chisel, sandpaper, and a hammer involved.” The bath even had a title sponsor: Mean Green.
Known for his outlandish lifestyle, Rock never bothered to take even a quick shower during the past 25 years, saying he was too busy partying. A Republican, he once ran for US Senate and did not even wash his hands during the entire campaign, which also turned out to be yet another publicity stunt.
“When I was finally through with my bath, you never seen such a f***ing bathtub ring,” he laughed. “If it was on the floor, you’d trip over it.” Rock said there was dirt, sawdust, parking tickets, grease, marijuana stems, an unidentified white powder, stripper glitter, and hair present in the layer of filth circling his tub. He had to hire ServiceMaster to return his bathroom to its pristine condition. “Might be a few years before I’m back in there, but I want it nice for company.” said Ritchie.
At press time, Loretta Lynn was being given a thorough medical exam after her contact with Kid Rock last weekend.
Sep 2, 2020
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