Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts

May 21, 2020

The Lion King Country Reaction Gifs

"Wanna hear some Avenue Beat?"

If you're surrounded by Kane Brown fans

Kenny Chesney's career since 2000

When Simba says Sam Hunt songs are great even if they aren't country 

 You'll have the same reaction to a Lori McKenna song as you do this scene

Florida-Georgia Line has a new EP coming out!

Hank 3? Jamey Johnson?

"Everywhere the light touches, Luke Bryan sucks"

May 19, 2020

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit’s Reunions


I’m back and Trailer wants me too review a whole album? Nice way to welcome a brother out of “lock down” (lol, as if I’ve been doing any thing different). I don’t no who Jason Isbell is but Trailer assured me that its the kind of music he usually promotes on this website. 

I didn’t listen to this album. I just went on my Reddit to see what people who thinks like me think of Jason Isable. They said he’s a loony liberal so I didn’t listen too it. Sorry Trailer. You can’t induct me in two you’re communist think tank. In fact, I might not ever write for this blog again. Its dangerous to promote this kind of life style. If you don’t except are president and his beliefs 100% than your a sheep. Think for your self!

I seen the first song is called “What Have I Done to Help” and so I read the lyrics and its just about feeling guilty because he’s rich. All you gotta do is donate some to charity and your good, buddy. Song over.

People some times call this “alt-country” so since that’s close to “country” I admit to listening for 5 seconds, but their was nothing country about it. “Dreamsicle” is a song about a popsicle and its like folk or pop or something but its definitely something I’d be embarrassed for my homies to here playing out of my truck speakers. If there is any instrument besides a fiddle, steal guitar and maybe an acoustic guitar, its not country music, or even close.



This stuff myaswell be Luke Bryant music. Who’s she? Anyway, I see on the picture their’s a woman in the band. She’s to pretty to be in a real country band, so theirs another clue. 



I read the lyrics for one more song since folks on r/DontTreadonCountryMusic was complaining about it. Its called “Be Afraid” and I thought with a title like that it might be okay, but its not. Its a song telling us music fans to stop telling singers to “shut up and sing” or something like that. But I don’t care, SHUT UP AND SING. If a commie told me that breathing air is good for you I would put a bag over my head. LOL. In this song Jason tells other bands that they are p***ies if they don’t sing about politics. Well spill my vape juice, that’s some bullshit. Your a p***** if YOU DOES SING ABOUT POLITICS. Accept Charlie Daniels, it’s fine when he does.

In summery, this is a bad album and I’d rather listen to Georgia-Florida Line than Mr. Isabell and his Unit. And I’d rather slice off my pecker with a dull spork than listen to them so you no its bad. 



May 15, 2020

Multiple Arrests at Mainstream Country Festival, Despite it Being Online

At the “Down Home Together” festival this past weekend, it was almost as if things were no different than usual. The mainstream country music streaming show included the likes of Luke Bryan, Kelsea Ballerini, Upchurch, and Jordan Davis playing songs from their living room and was set to raise funds for several COVID related charities, but many fans behaved as if the festival was in a farm pasture. 43 arrests were reported across the 3 1/2 hour show, despite it being online.

25 of the arrests were for online threats of violence as fans got into arguments in the comments over such subjects as COVID-19, masks, beer, Donald Trump, and murder hornets. One man even threatened to fire a rocket launcher into the home of another fan who thought Ozark wasn’t as good this season. Authorities found said man in possession of a rocket launcher and illegal prescription drugs. 

10 more arrests were for actual violence, when online arguments led to actual fights for feuding fans who lived near one another. “I just commented that maybe we shouldn’t be talking about whether Kelsea had “nice t****ies” or not in the comments because it seemed pretty sexist to me, and some Bubba guy from Smyrna drove to my house with a baseball bat.” said Dunwoody, GA music fan Gerald Hopkins. Bubba Carlisle was charged with threats, possession of a controlled substance, and expired tags when police arrested him in Hopkins’ driveway.

Other charges during the festival included attempts to sell meth, dissemination of pornographic content in a public forum, and somehow, a couple of DUIs and drunk and disorderlies. The chaos of the Down Home Together festival has promoters wondering whether or not to rush back to in-person concerts once the pandemic has eased. 

Luke Bryan had no comment at press time, as he was “waxing,” according to his management.

May 14, 2020

The Jerk Country Reaction Gifs

The day Tyler Hubbard learned life wasn't what he expected

When somebody shows up to the fair with a full set of teeth and not wearing a Brantley Gilbert t-shirt

Oh you think Sam Hunt is country?

Me when somebody insults Dolly Parton

Looking at the country charts again...

When "Stay a Little Longer" comes on 

Leaving the Koe Wetzel concert like

Teaching your kid the difference between good country music and Luke Bryan

May 7, 2020

March 1/May 1







Schitt's Creek Country Reaction Gifs

When Zac Brown raps

When the Kane Brown salesman knocks

♫ ♬ the Gatlin boys came calling
They took turns at Becky an' there was three of them
 ♫ ♬

Dressed up for a concert that isn't even scheduled

Luke Bryan sucks

When you see a Sam Hunt ad in the country magazine

When a Florida-Georgia Line fan wants to talk to you

How to know when a new folk album is ready for release

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