Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts
Oct 10, 2019
Jul 18, 2019
Martina McBride Covers Danzig
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, March 12, 2009
Martina McBride's new album Shine comes out March 24 and, for the most part, it sticks to the tried-and-true formula that has made the diminutive belter one of country music's most consistent female hitmakers. There are big ballads, sunny anthems and inspirational pieces all aimed at maintaining McBride's well-respected position in Nashville.
That's no surprise, but what is a surprise is her odd choice of cover song to include as an iTunes bonus track for the deluxe edition of the album. McBride will offer her version of rock band Danzig's "Dirty Black Summer," a grinding, soulful song that some have interpreted to be about crossing over into the path of evil. While much of the song gives McBride ample opportunity to soar vocally, one has to wonder what place this song has on a commercial country album, bonus track or not.
McBride's management would not comment on the song, but one of her friends told us: "Martina is experimenting a little; you can only sing so many Lifetime-friendly songs about kids dressed as bags of leaves before you feel the need to branch out."
No other explanation has been provided on the initial press releases about Shine, but "Dirty Black Summer" is listed prominently on much of the promo material. In possibly related gossip, Martina has recently been seen about Nashville wearing Doc Marten boots and dark clothing.
Labels:
Danzig,
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Martina McBride,
Satire
Jun 3, 2019
May 10, 2019
Martina McBride Suspected in Several Area Holdups
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, December 15, 2010
Superstar country singer Martina McBride is the unlikely suspect in several recent Nashville armed robberies.
On Thursday, a Brentwood Texaco cashier reported that shortly after 9 PM, a very short-in-stature woman dressed in a black overcoat and a collectible miniature Predators hockey mask demanded all the cash from the register and 8 cans of watermelon Four Loko. The victim said he laughed until the assailant produced a semiautomatic pistol while screaming "Don't doubt me, Hassan, I know how to shoot this b*tch!" She left the Texaco with an undisclosed amount of money, the Four Loko beverages and several sticks of beef jerky.
Saturday morning, a BP station in the same general vicinity was robbed at gunpoint by a similarly described female. On this occasion, the woman lit a rack of Country Weekly magazines on fire before leaving the premises with cash, an Ed Hardy lighter and a handful of Black & Mild cigarillos. "She was yelling about Carrie Underwood when she burned those magazines; it was surreal," recounted BP attendant Cliff Carlston. "She was cussing like a sailor, but that voice... her voice was so familiar... and uplifting."
A string of robberies across the area has been attributed to the same suspect, with the top of her head caught on surveillance tapes at local convenience stores, banks and check cashing services. A black Lincoln SUV with step-sides has been mentioned as the getaway car in several instances. Investigators point to this fact along with a tip from a distraught child at the McBride residence as evidence of the singer's involvement in these crimes.
McBride's lawyers had no comment and Martina herself was in conference with her legal team at press time. The Davidson County Sheriff's Department said they were looking to obtain some juvenile-size cuffs before taking McBride into custody on suspicion of robbery, arson and assault.
Labels:
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Martina McBride,
Satire
Dec 6, 2018
Raiders of the Lost Ark Country Reaction Gifs
When you find a copy of Honky Tonk Heroes in perfect condition in an antiques store
♪♫ Are you still taking them pills?
Are they still giving you thrills?♪♫
When a Florida-Georgia Line fan tries to talk to me
What happens when a really country single gets sent to country radio
At the Blackberry Smoke show like...
When your passenger requests some Kane Brown
♪♫ Roll the stone away, it's independence day♪♫
♪♫ Don't call me an outlaw no,
I'm a motherf***ing gunslinger♪♫
"Maybe women just aren't putting out good enough songs to get played on country radio"
Nov 8, 2018
Untrue Facts About Hank Sr., Martina, Shooter Jennings, etc.
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Hank Sr.,
Kid Rock,
LL Cool J,
Martina McBride,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Untrue Facts
Aug 13, 2018
Jul 19, 2017
Oct 4, 2016
Honest Tweets 3: Aldean, McBride, Zac Brown Band, etc.
Jul 14, 2016
New Parody Album Covers: Chris Lane, Jake Owen, Martina, Casey Donahew
May 8, 2016
Sunday Mornin' Music: Martina McBride
Labels:
Martina McBride,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Apr 6, 2016
Hashtag Games: #fatcountrysongs
We had a hashtag game (don't know why they're called games - they're more like humorous brainstorming sessions, but whatever) yesterday on Twitter for #fatcountrysongs - and here are some of the best responses from our Twitter pals, and some I came up with myself. I came up with whole separate categories for Rascal Flatts and Garth Brooks.
#fatcountrysongs
#fatcountrysongs
Burger King of the Road
Ready Set Rolls
@Farcethemusic Heartland Double Bypass #fatcountrysongs— Mike Richard (@MLR_88) April 5, 2016
Ready Set Rolls
@Farcethemusic "Hey Waiter Where You Been?" - parody of Hayes Carll's "Hey Baby Where You Been" #fatcountrysongs— Cobra (@CobraCountryFan) April 6, 2016
Onion Rings (George and Tammy)
@Farcethemusic The Cold Lard Truth #fatcountrysongs— Meowlissa (@emperorcupcake2) April 5, 2016
My Churches
Two Kolache Home (Mark Chesnutt)
Where Corndogs Grow
Burger on Music Row
Ain't No Gravy
Country Girl (Bake it For Me)
Diabetes Man (Thomas Rhett)
Every Light in Waffle House is On
Hungry All the Time
Dairy Queen of My Doublewide Trailer
"Just Lettin' The Neck Roll" -Justin Moore @WinstonWilson25
@Farcethemusic Cronut Angel #fatcountrysongs— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) April 5, 2016
Two Kolache Home (Mark Chesnutt)
.@Farcethemusic "Oh My Sweet Empanada" #fatcountrysongs— Josh Pirkle (@PirkDiggler) April 5, 2016
Where Corndogs Grow
@Farcethemusic Baby's got her sweatpants on #fatcountrysongs— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016
Burger on Music Row
Jason Isbell - Traveling With Scones@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs— The Country Line (@countrylineblog) April 5, 2016
Ain't No Gravy
@Farcethemusic Donut Shop Anthem.— Derek Hudgin (@DHWritesCountry) April 5, 2016
Country Girl (Bake it For Me)
@Farcethemusic Prop Me Up Beside the Buffet when I die #Fatcountrysongs— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016
Diabetes Man (Thomas Rhett)
— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016
Every Light in Waffle House is On
@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs Here's a Quarter...Pounder— OutInTheCountry (@NCmasonjar) April 5, 2016
Hungry All the Time
— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016
Dairy Queen of My Doublewide Trailer
@Farcethemusic Weight On A Women by Brad Paisley #fatcountrysongs— Jill (@JillChristinaWV) April 5, 2016
"Just Lettin' The Neck Roll" -Justin Moore @WinstonWilson25
@Farcethemusic my gordita Brooks & Dunn.— Ashley Ann (@AshleyAnnMusic) April 5, 2016
#rascalfatts
Life is a Subway
Let It Roast
Bless the Broken Bread
Prayin' for Vegemite
My Dish
I Melt (Velveeta on Everything)
Food Trucks and Freedom
Me and My Meringue
#girthbrooks
Callin' Dominos
Wraps Up in Me
People Loving Cheetos
Two Chicken Marinaras
Too Overweight, Sittin' at Waffle House
The Dinner Rolls
If Sbarro Never Comes
Friends at Bojangles
Feb 18, 2016
Country TwitterWIN: February 2016
can I start a gofundme for someone to walk right up to Luke Bryan and punch him right in his stupid annoying face— kayla (@kayhaby) February 16, 2016
#GRAMMYs Luke Bryan singing Lionel Richie makes my penis an inny.— Cake Bowen (@NotJakeOwen) February 16, 2016
We need less Luke Bryan and more Chris Stapleton— Keegan (@RealColSanders) February 17, 2016
yasss chris stapleton! the only country music on my phone. lol. dude's a soul singer. #GRAMMYs— tameka marnaye. (@TamekaJonesSTL) February 16, 2016
Chris Stapleton >>>>>> Sam Hunt. By a million Nissan Maxima car lengths. #Grammys2016— John Buccigross (@Buccigross) February 16, 2016
Sam Hunt makes Smashmouth look like the Beatles. #GRAMMYs— Wheeler Walker, Jr. (@WheelerWalkerJr) February 16, 2016
You know what would be awesome? If everyone spent a week listening to a new record before publishing reviews. Mandatory waiting period.— Jody Rosen (@jodyrosen) February 12, 2016
Stop Kane Brown 2016— Hunter Hutchinson (@HunterHutch) January 26, 2016
Cheering for either Ben Roethlisberger or Pacman Jones is like deciding between going to a Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan concert.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) January 10, 2016
If you think Honda Ridgelines are real trucks you also probably think Sam Hunt is real country music— Hunter Knapp (@hunter_knapp1) February 8, 2016
.@ACMAwards I see I was shut out of this year's nominations. Can you tell me if kickboxing skills were even taken into account?— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) February 2, 2016
Family reunions are often first dates for Brantley Gilbert fans.#NoBro— John Wayne Twitty (@JohnWayneTwitty) February 9, 2016
lucas said if i hadn't been in the van with him, he'd a thought it was a— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) January 31, 2016
silver alert. smart ass kid's out of will. https://t.co/kieXqJ4b4I
Build a buff snowman in Nashville today & give it a five o'clock shadow & a grey tshirt, it'll be signed to a record contract in minutes.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 23, 2016
I worked with an Amish guy today and even he knows Florida Georgia Line sucks.— Christian Frey (@CrissChinFrey) January 1, 2016
Jan 14, 2016
Country TwitterWINs: January '16
Where would they be if not famous: Brantley Gilbert, living in a trailer listening to Avenged Sevenfold playing slow pitch softball....
— Nick Tschida (@Cheets3) July 19, 2015
Shit. Spent two hours in studio laying down badass vocal for Zucchini Tarts before realizing I'd grabbed cookbook instead of lyric sheet.
— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) January 6, 2016
So is it the talk-singing, the skinny pants, or the high tops that makes Sam Hunt country?
— Maycee Holden (@MayceeHolden) December 16, 2015
it seems having chops isn't as important as having a lighted box to stand on while playing a 80's hair metal lead on a pretend country song.
— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) January 8, 2016
#AgPowerBallDreams buy Luke Bryan some man pants and a can of dip to stain his teeth
— beckm1 (@beckm1) January 10, 2016
WTF is this new "country" song singing about a girl in a SnapBack? Country music sucks anymore.
— Amber Gobrogge (@ambergobrogge) January 12, 2016
The gym I went to today in Germany was more enjoyable than I'd expected. pic.twitter.com/3JXyggTJpT
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 13, 2016
The Band Perry thinking pop fans want suburban soccer mom music dolled up with EDM beats and lasers is such a glaring miscalculation.
— Grady Smith (@gradywsmith) December 11, 2015
The one constant in modern country music is an intense hatred of this nation's fine interstate highway system.
— Todd Holloman (@todd_holloman) January 8, 2016
A bro country song is basically an extended Nelly hook but about trucks, cute girls in cutoff jorts, hard work, & beer. I got this.
— TBG3000 (@ThatBoysGood) January 13, 2016
Remember when country music was written by Cowboys instead of spoiled frat boys?
— Cal Ellis (@Snowmice) December 29, 2015
Chris Stapleton's big toe is more country that Sam Hunt in a step side Chevy Pickup
— mac norton (@mac_norton) December 15, 2015
Adding me on FB then immediately inviting me to like your shitty country band’s page. “Big things on the horizon.”
#stuffwhitepeoplelike
— Charlie Stout (@charliestout) January 12, 2016
In 2016 resolve to listen to more singers whose jeans weren't picked out for them.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 30, 2015
Oct 29, 2015
Country Horror Movie Posters 2015: Musgraves, Monroe, Shires, etc.
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