Hashtag Games: #fatcountrysongs

We had a hashtag game (don't know why they're called games - they're more like humorous brainstorming sessions, but whatever) yesterday on Twitter for #fatcountrysongs - and here are some of the best responses from our Twitter pals, and some I came up with myself. I came up with whole separate categories for Rascal Flatts and Garth Brooks.




#fatcountrysongs

Burger King of the Road

@Farcethemusic Heartland Double Bypass #fatcountrysongs

— Mike Richard (@MLR_88) April 5, 2016

Ready Set Rolls

@Farcethemusic "Hey Waiter Where You Been?" - parody of Hayes Carll's "Hey Baby Where You Been" #fatcountrysongs

— Cobra (@CobraCountryFan) April 6, 2016

Onion Rings (George and Tammy)

@Farcethemusic The Cold Lard Truth #fatcountrysongs

— Meowlissa (@emperorcupcake2) April 5, 2016

My Churches

@Farcethemusic Cronut Angel #fatcountrysongs

— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) April 5, 2016

Two Kolache Home (Mark Chesnutt)

.@Farcethemusic "Oh My Sweet Empanada" #fatcountrysongs

— Josh Pirkle (@PirkDiggler) April 5, 2016

Where Corndogs Grow

@Farcethemusic Baby's got her sweatpants on #fatcountrysongs

— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016

Burger on Music Row

Jason Isbell - Traveling With Scones@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs

— The Country Line (@countrylineblog) April 5, 2016

Ain't No Gravy

@Farcethemusic Donut Shop Anthem.

— Derek Hudgin (@DHWritesCountry) April 5, 2016

Country Girl (Bake it For Me)

@Farcethemusic Prop Me Up Beside the Buffet when I die #Fatcountrysongs

— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016

Diabetes Man (Thomas Rhett)

@Farcethemusic

Barely Fit Blue Jean Night #fatcountrysongs

— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016

Every Light in Waffle House is On

@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs Here's a Quarter...Pounder

— OutInTheCountry (@NCmasonjar) April 5, 2016

Hungry All the Time

@Farcethemusic

Jesus Take the Whale#fatcountrysongs

— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016

Dairy Queen of My Doublewide Trailer

@Farcethemusic Weight On A Women by Brad Paisley #fatcountrysongs

— Jill (@JillChristinaWV) April 5, 2016

"Just Lettin' The Neck Roll" -Justin Moore  @WinstonWilson25

@Farcethemusic my gordita Brooks & Dunn.

— Ashley Ann (@AshleyAnnMusic) April 5, 2016

#rascalfatts

Life is a Subway
Let It Roast
Bless the Broken Bread
Prayin' for Vegemite
My Dish
I Melt (Velveeta on Everything)
Food Trucks and Freedom
Me and My Meringue

#girthbrooks

Callin' Dominos
Wraps Up in Me
People Loving Cheetos
Two Chicken Marinaras
Too Overweight, Sittin' at Waffle House
The Dinner Rolls
If Sbarro Never Comes
Friends at Bojangles

What Rascal Flatts' New Single is Really About

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WWExperience Country Reaction Gifs 6: Sam Hunt, Rascal Flatts, etc.

When you're making fun of country music, 

but you're still more country than Sam Hunt

When your friend tells everybody that you 

own Rascal Flatts' entire discography

When somebody challenges you on your knowledge of country music history

When you love David Allan Coe, but you also got moves

When you're drunk and get a little too amped about Chris Stapleton's encore

When you hear FGL is coming to your town

When Randy Houser attends the Star Wars convention 

and can't see out of his cosplay helmet

That's an Odd Way to Campaign for an ACM, Rascal Flatts

*note, they actually did include a mean tweet on the original ad... I just found a bunch more.

Monday Morning Memes: Upgrade/Downgrade Edition

A Christmas Vacation Meme

Fun With Google Searches: Country Music, Rascal Flatts, Dan + Shay

Probably celebrating the end of Country California.

This Never Gets Old

Is the show live or "live?" Is it pre-taped? Is it pay-per-view? I'm so confused by the quotation marks.

Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Cash & Waylon, Brantley Gilbert

Inspirational Quotes with Tyler, Chase, and Gary

I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2014 Edition

Here are some bizarre country (and 1 rock) music-related products, 

memorabilia and whatnot you can buy or gawk at this holiday season.

Really disgusting Luke Bryan panties

Mama failed. ("Mama Tried" thong)

Autographed baseball from renowned stars of the diamond, Rascal Flatts

Autographed Big & Rich panties.

Florida-Georgia Line prayer candles. You're going to hell if you buy these.

A vintage Aaron Tippin muscle shirt which is actually pretty awesome

A hideous personalized Brantley Gilbert shirt

Classy!

Lady A earrings for the girl or progressive fellow with three ears

A Megadeth bib for the headbanging rugrat in your life

This Scotty McCreery fried chicken ad

And... this "A Country Boy Can Survive" inspired taxidermy sculpture

Bad Timing, Rascal Flatts

Inspirational Quotes with Bucky, Gary, and Jason

Rascal Flatts is Getting Hardcore

Little Known Facts: September '14

Lefty Frizzell was ambidextrous.

Creed's Scott Stapp considered making a country album but decided

against it because "the scene is just too douchey right now."

For every number 1 single Rascal Flatts has Gary Levox

celebrates by literally adding a notch to his belt.

Due to his reputation for making subpar music Chris Gaines decided

to make his comeback under the stage name Garth Brooks.

Justin Moore started singing country music after his "little luchador"

career ended with a mis-timed hurricanrana.

Thanks to quick actions from a bystander who applied pressure to the wound,

the man Johnny Cash shot in Reno lived until 2007.

Taylor Swift says she hasn't dated in over a year, so her next album

will be entirely about collecting cats and eating Blue Bell by the quart.

Little Big Town is a bad good band.

Each year, Lee Greenwood goes into hibernation

from November 12 through the last Sunday in May.

Sam Hunt is so country, he once got barbecue sauce on his vintage mesh yellow polo.

Jason Brown changed his name to Colt Ford to avoid being confused with his younger brother Chris Brown.

Despite FTM's constant jokes, Brantley Gilbert has only tried meth once and he didn't like it.

(Then he tried it 64 more times and didn't like it any of those times either.)

On the grounds of Toby Keith's Norman, OK farm/estate, there is a life-sized bronze statue of Toby Keith.

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