I bet he cringed reading it anyway
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Jan 26, 2025
Jan 24, 2025
Last Call
Labels:
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Morgan Wallen Fan Secretly Wishes Current Single Was Produced by Diplo and Featured 21 Savage
Morgan Wallen fan Walker Dylan has publicly declared Wallen's current single "Smile" to be fire and "he don't miss," but secretly wishes it was more bussin'. Across social media, he proclaimed the track as "dope ASL" and said he was glad Wallen made country music rizzed up again but Dylan is honestly kind of disappointed.
"I mean, I ain't gone throw shade on my dude, but I can't listen to "Smile" around my boys," said Dylan. "It ain't even got any beats or a guest rapper." He went on to say he wished the song was produced by Diplo or Tay Keith, and maybe had some 21 Savage bars.
"I could bump it in my Raptor then, but it's kinda mid and gay FR," he explained. "But if I get crashed out on some White Claw and in my feelings, maybe maybe I'll listen in my AirPods so nobody thinks I'm lame."
Walker, a 23 year old sophomore at Arkansas State Mid-South Community College, says he mostly listens to artists like old Post Malone, Lil Baby, Don Toliver, Lefty Gunplay, and Gelo, but claims "country is my heart and soul no cap." He went on to name Bailey Zimmerman, Alan Strait, classic Florida-Georgia Line, and Tim Degraw as some of the country performers he enjoys.
"Country ain't really the vibe unless some hoes pull through," laughed Mr. Dylan. "But Wallen is the GOAT; hope his next joint bring that fire like "Cowgirls."
At press time, Walker Dylan was getting a ticket for cutting through the Dairy Queen parking lot because he was late for College Algebra.
I realize half this slang isn't current; I'm just trying to annoy people, as usual
Jan 23, 2025
Achy Breaky Voice
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
Billy Ray Cyrus,
memes,
Satire
Amateur vs. Professional
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
Hank Jr.,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs
Can you say anything nice about Bailey Zimmerman's music?
If you claim to love George "Straight"
Jelly Roll's favorite pastime, allegedly
When the cops never suspected Mary Anne or Wanda
Pondering how non-hip-hop pop-music became 'country' and country became 'Americana'
When people say twang pop is just country music evolving
The guy who runs Farce the Music when he makes another 19 year old Kane Brown fan angry online
You mean the embarrassing one hit wonder mullet guy from the 90s embarrassed himself again in 2025? I'm shocked!
Country record execs turning down an average looking person who can sing their ass off
What happens when a dude listens to Dan + Shay?
The comments on my Facebook page when I make fun of Jason Aldean or Kid Rock
(4th Edition of Seinfeld reactions)
Jan 22, 2025
Well That Got Dark
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Townes Van Zandt
Inauguration Country Memes
Labels:
Billy Ray Cyrus,
Carrie Underwood,
Donald Trump,
memes,
Satire
Jan 21, 2025
Roadmap to My Soul
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Wheeler Walker Jr.
You Ain't From Around Here Is Ya
Labels:
Alt-country,
Boyfriend Country,
bro country,
genres,
memes,
outlaw country,
Satire
Jason Aldean as Dating Sites
Labels:
dating sites,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Satire
Jan 20, 2025
Still More Monday Memes: Tammy Wynette, Lee Greenwood, Morgan Wallen
Labels:
Lee Greenwood,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Reginald Spears,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette
More Monday Memes: Kid Rock, Jason Aldean, Jelly Roll
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Jason Aldean,
Jelly Roll,
Kid Rock,
Kris Kristofferson,
memes,
Satire
Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Kane Brown, Luke Bryan
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Jan 19, 2025
Jan 17, 2025
Cruel and Unusual
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
The Squid Game
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