Showing posts with label bro-country. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bro-country. Show all posts
Aug 12, 2014
Aug 11, 2014
More Monday Memes: Trucks, Cole Swindell, etc.
Labels:
bro-country,
Cole Swindell,
Jeremy Harris,
memes,
Trucks
Aug 8, 2014
Lyrical Satirical: Country B**ches
Country B**ches
©2014 FTM Satire
She's a pair of shorts on a pair of legs
Dancing too close to the tailgate edge
She's a blonde haired blue eyed sexy thang
She's a late night text and a backseat bang
Lord I love them country b**ches
Them howdy y'alls in tiny britches
White girl wasted, weekend wreck
Buyin' us beer on daddy's check
Come around and scratch my itches
Lord I love them country b**ches
She's a big ol' rack in a tiny shirt
Crank some Hank and she can make it twerk
She's tan line teases and licking lips
She's a big ol' booty and a skinny dip
Lord I love them country b**ches
Them howdy y'alls in tiny britches
White girl wasted, weekend wreck
Buyin' us beer on daddy's check
Come around and scratch my itches
Lord I love them country b**ches
Bridge
She's a baby bump at sweet sixteen
Tenth grader in maternity jeans
She's a late night call saying it's mine
But I'm on to the next country girl in line
Lord I love them country b**ches
Them moneymakers in tiny britches
White girl wasted, weekend wreck
Fake phone numbers, names to forget
Come around and scratch my itches
Lord I love them country b**ches
Labels:
bro-country,
Lyrical Satirical,
Original Lyrics,
Satire
Aug 1, 2014
Jul 25, 2014
New Video: Maddie & Tae - Girl in a Country Song
Labels:
bro-country,
Maddie & Tae,
New Videos
Jul 24, 2014
Least Essential Country Albums: Joe Diffie, Isbell, FGL, etc.
Labels:
bro-country,
Chad Brock,
Dee Jay Silver,
FGL,
Jason Isbell,
Joe Diffie,
Least Essential,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Tyler Hubbard
Jul 23, 2014
Translating Maggie Rose
Labels:
bro-country,
Idiocracy,
Maggie Rose,
memes,
Satire
Jul 21, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Tim McGraw Slap, Borchetta, etc.
Labels:
bro-country,
Chase Rice,
Florida Georgia Line,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Scott Borchetta,
Tim McGraw
Jul 18, 2014
Bro-Country Fan eCards
Labels:
bro country,
bro-country,
Chase Rice,
Country eCards,
Luke Bryan
Jul 16, 2014
What's Worse Than Bro-Country?
Labels:
bro-country,
Dallas Davidson,
Honest Ads,
Maggie Rose,
Satire
Jul 15, 2014
Who? Joey Hyde, That's Who.
Labels:
bro-country,
Honest Ads,
Joey Hyde,
Satire
Jul 8, 2014
We Are Bro Country
We Are Bro-Country
(Lyric parody of Hank Jr's "Young Country")
We are bro-country, we are bad ass
Illegitimate children of inbred white trash
Our hair might be faux-hawked, jeans glittered and spiked
We know how to get drunk and go lookin' for fights
We know what's tight, glass pack exhaust
And if you don't like it, I'll punch you, boss
We name drop the old stuff, but we only like new
And we do our own rappin', blue jean booty slappin'
If you're offended, F you
We are bro country, we ain't too bright
Our music and lifestyles, are big piles of shite
We don't have diplomas, or shirts that fit right
but we know how to bang skanks come Saturday night
We like Eminem, we get faded to EDM
We like Lil Wayne and Jay-Z and T-Pain
Old Hank would be sick, wait who is old Hank?
We like our country mixed with hip-hop and stank
We are bro-country, we have no pride
Except in our bench press and sweet jacked up rides
Kid Rock would be proud and Fred Durst give props
'cause we like our country with drum loops and bass drops
We like to smoke bowls, we like to roll coal
Don't like it? F u!
Labels:
bro-country,
Eminem,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams Sr.,
Jay-Z,
Kid Rock,
Lil Wayne,
Limp Bizkit,
parody,
Satire,
T-Pain,
Trucks
Jul 7, 2014
I Bet U Caint Even Bate a Huk
(This isn't a political statement so much as one about prideful stupidity.
I'm actually pretty conservative, but I'd like to disassociate myself from bro-countriers,
people who carry large assault weapons into grocery stores, and coal rollers entirely.)
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro-country,
Douchebags,
memes,
Satire,
Trucks
Jul 3, 2014
The Bro in Black?
Labels:
bro-country,
Colt Ford,
Guest submission,
Johnny Cash,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Trucks,
Willie Nelson
Jun 30, 2014
Maddie and Tae - Girl in a Country Song (you must hear or read this!)
Maddie and Tae are a new act who are coming onto the scene with quite the announcement of their arrival. The following song (I transcribed the lyrics also) not only takes down bro-country's treatment of women, it also directly calls out some of the offenders - not by name but by catch phrases and hooks from their tunes. We can discuss (or Triggerman can - he's better at that stuff) the paradox/irony/ramifications of a song like this being released by one of Borchetta's labels later, but for now just enjoy. The link is a stream of a wma file (which won't work on a Mac unless you have a VLC Player or something similar). Sorry, that's all that's available at the moment.
Girl in a Country Song
(Written by Maddie (Marlow), Tae(lynn Elizabeth Dye), and Aaron Scherz;
Performed by Maddie & Tae)
Performed by Maddie & Tae)
Well I wish I had some shoes on my two bare feet
And it's gettin' kinda cold in these painted-on cut-off jeans
I hate the way this bikini top chafes
Do I really have to wear it all day?
(Yeah baby)
I hear you over there on your tailgate whistlin'
Sayin' "Hey girl," but you know I ain't listenin'
Cause I got a name and to you it ain't
pretty little thing, honey or baby
It's driving me red red red red red red redneck crazy
Being the girl in a country song
How in the world did it go so wrong?
Like all we're good for is looking good for
you and your friends on the weekend, nothin' more
We used to get a little respect
Now we're lucky if we even get
To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along
And be the girl in a country song
Well, shakin' my moneymaker ain't ever made me a dime
And there ain't no sugar for you in this shaker of mine
Tell me one more time you gotta get you some of that
Sure I'll slide on over, but you're gonna get slapped
These days it ain't easy being that…
Girl in a country song
How in the world did it go so wrong?
Like all we're good for is looking good for
you and your friends on the weekend, nothin' more
We used to get a little respect
Now we're lucky if we even get
To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along
And be the girl in a country song
Yep, yep, yep
Aw naw,
Conway and George Strait
Never did it this way
Back in the old days
Aw naw,
We ain't a cliche
That ain't no way
To treat a lady
Like a girl in a country song
How in the world did it go so wrong?
Like all we're good for is looking good for
you and your friends on the weekend, nothin' more
We used to get a little respect
Now we're lucky if we even get
To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along
Down some dirt road we don't even wanna be on
And be the girl in a country song
(Spoken)
Yeah baby
I ain't your tan legged Juliet
Can I put on some real clothes now?
Aw naw
Labels:
bro-country,
Maddie & Tae,
Scott Borchetta,
Transcribed Lyrics
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