Showing posts with label Bobby Bones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bobby Bones. Show all posts
Jul 6, 2017
Jul 5, 2017
Wednesday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Bobby Bones, Luke Bryan
Labels:
Batman and Robin,
Bobby Bones,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Mocking Spongebob,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Jun 30, 2017
May 19, 2017
Single Review: Carly Pearce "Every Little Thing"
by Jonny Brick
Off on the latest round of Bobby Bones's Funny and Alone tour, Carly is the latest new hot 'girl singer' or, as they are now called, Anyone But Carrie.
It is quite horrific that Carly has entered the charts with this song and, excluding boy-girl duets (Craving You, Speak to a Girl, The Fighter) sits alongside only THREE (tres) other women singing on their own: Kelsea, Maren, RaeLynn. Carly made this point on social media. It'll change, but maybe not in Willie Nelson's lifetime.
At least Carly, on Big Machine, has bucks and Borchetta (that’s a songtitle…) behind her. The big marketing push must centre on her experience singing at Dollywood, but there’s less Dolly in here and more Crystal Gayle, a pretty and pure voice that will certainly leap out on the radio among our friends [insert least favourite act].
There are so few great female voices from the post-Shania era: Taylor obviously but she’s a writer first and a singer second, Karen and Kimberly, Hilary, Maren, Miranda (more attitude than beauty, and that IS just the voice), Angaleena and Ashley, the other Pistol Annies...Then Carrie obviously, Kelsea who is fun [editor's note: NOPE], RaeLynn who has The Voice, and now Carly. Being uncharitable, I could say Cam is on the line and wants her burning house back.
I love, as I am sure you will, the twang of the dobro (I think it’s a dobro). The song opens with a sense impression: ‘the scent that you left on the pillow, the sound of your heartbeat’. In fact, Carly remembers everything, ‘the shine, the stain’, but she has now turned her back on the guy. Then, as often happens, the last verse flips the narrative: ‘I’d die to not remember every little thing’. What a super song.
Every Little Thing fits the template of Maren Country (can I coin that?): confident, tender, beautiful (the song AND the act), traditional with lots of contemporary edge. Sounds like a hit.
7.5 out of 10
Off on the latest round of Bobby Bones's Funny and Alone tour, Carly is the latest new hot 'girl singer' or, as they are now called, Anyone But Carrie.
It is quite horrific that Carly has entered the charts with this song and, excluding boy-girl duets (Craving You, Speak to a Girl, The Fighter) sits alongside only THREE (tres) other women singing on their own: Kelsea, Maren, RaeLynn. Carly made this point on social media. It'll change, but maybe not in Willie Nelson's lifetime.
At least Carly, on Big Machine, has bucks and Borchetta (that’s a songtitle…) behind her. The big marketing push must centre on her experience singing at Dollywood, but there’s less Dolly in here and more Crystal Gayle, a pretty and pure voice that will certainly leap out on the radio among our friends [insert least favourite act].
There are so few great female voices from the post-Shania era: Taylor obviously but she’s a writer first and a singer second, Karen and Kimberly, Hilary, Maren, Miranda (more attitude than beauty, and that IS just the voice), Angaleena and Ashley, the other Pistol Annies...Then Carrie obviously, Kelsea who is fun [editor's note: NOPE], RaeLynn who has The Voice, and now Carly. Being uncharitable, I could say Cam is on the line and wants her burning house back.
I love, as I am sure you will, the twang of the dobro (I think it’s a dobro). The song opens with a sense impression: ‘the scent that you left on the pillow, the sound of your heartbeat’. In fact, Carly remembers everything, ‘the shine, the stain’, but she has now turned her back on the guy. Then, as often happens, the last verse flips the narrative: ‘I’d die to not remember every little thing’. What a super song.
Every Little Thing fits the template of Maren Country (can I coin that?): confident, tender, beautiful (the song AND the act), traditional with lots of contemporary edge. Sounds like a hit.
7.5 out of 10
May 8, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: John Mayer, Luke Bryan, Isbell
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Donald Trump,
Jason Isbell,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Whiskey Riff
Mar 8, 2017
Boobs!
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Chris Lane,
memes,
Ron Jeremy,
Satire
Oct 24, 2016
More Monday Morning Memes: Bobby Bones, Halloween Costumes, etc.
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Halloween,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Pop country,
Satire,
Willie Dog,
Willie Nelson
Oct 12, 2016
Wednesday Morning Memes: Condescending Waylon, Bobby Bones, etc.
Sep 21, 2016
The Crud Report Sept. 16: Aldean, FGL, Bobby Bones
Sep 9, 2016
Bobby Bones is a Bonehead
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Foghorn Leghorn,
memes,
Satire
Jul 25, 2016
Top 10 Things I'd Rather Have Played On Country Radio Than Steven Tyler
List by Jeremy Harris - "Graphics" by Trailer
Top 10 Things I'd Rather Have Played
On Country Radio Than Steven Tyler
10. Gary Levox singing about the new Chicken McGriddles
9. An announcement about a Chris Gaines comeback tour
8. My grandma talking dirty to me
7. Steve Earle and Rush Limbaugh talking politics
6. "All shows/music have been cancelled and
9. An announcement about a Chris Gaines comeback tour
8. My grandma talking dirty to me
7. Steve Earle and Rush Limbaugh talking politics
6. "All shows/music have been cancelled and
we will play Bobby Bones on repeat 24/7"
5. A news update listing me as number 1 on the FBI's most wanted list
4. Aerosmith
3. "All NCAA schools except one have been given bowl and tourney bans,
4. Aerosmith
3. "All NCAA schools except one have been given bowl and tourney bans,
1. Morgan Freeman reading my porn search history
Jun 20, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Luke Bell, Bobby Bones, Bros
Labels:
Batman and Robin,
Bobby Bones,
bro country,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bell,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Feb 17, 2016
Crud Report Country Headlines 2-16: Stapleton, Hunt, Aldean, Bobby Bones, etc.
Nov 17, 2015
Bobby Bones Has Too Much Power
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Jason Isbell,
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Jun 15, 2015
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, CMA Fest, etc.
Labels:
Bad Luck Brian,
Bobby Bones,
Bucky Covington,
CMA Fest,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
May 26, 2015
Tuesday Morning Memes: Bobby Bones, Luke Bryan, etc.
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Chase Rice,
Joseph Ducreux,
Kermit,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
May 1, 2015
Sam Hunt is the Future
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Apr 3, 2015
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