Showing posts with label Brad Paisley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brad Paisley. Show all posts
Nov 25, 2019
10 Year Challenge Memes: Country Radio, Keith Urban, Brad Paisley
Labels:
10 Year Challenge,
Brad Paisley,
Country Radio,
Keith Urban,
memes,
Satire
Nov 13, 2019
Top 10 Things Brad Paisley Might Be Doing During the CMAs
Brad Paisley won’t be co-hosting the CMA Awards for the first time in a while tonight. While it’s possible he may make an appearance to joke about his own absence or something, here are a few guesses as to what he might be doing otherwise.
10. Plotting another comeback that stalls at 17 on the country chart
9. Playing Guitar Hero and killing White Claws
8. Writing jokes for his next mildly amusing comedy special
7. Eating bon bons and watching Disney+
6. Writing a new comedic song about Tik Tok, or Crocs, or how women are always shopping or some shit
5. Sticking pins in a Carrie Underwood voodoo doll
4. Staring proudly at his NAACP award for ending racism with LL Cool J’s help
3. Tweeting from a burner account about how bad the show is without Brad Paisley co-hosting
2. Wiping his tears with a wad of crisp hundred dollar bills
1. Changing his contact information so Peyton Manning will leave him the f*** alone
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Carrie Underwood,
CMA Awards,
Disney,
LL Cool J,
Satire,
Top Ten Lists
Oct 22, 2019
Untrue Facts About Toby Keith, Kristofferson, etc.
Jul 17, 2019
Distracted Boyfriend Memes: Kenny, Brad, Tyler, Gretchen
Jul 2, 2019
Jun 27, 2019
Brad Paisley's New Album All Songs About Songs
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, March 22, 2011
FNN has learned that Brad Paisley's upcoming album release, This Is Country Music, features 12 new songs, all of them about songs.
His first single, "This Is Country Music," deftly describes the reasons country music is in the state it is today resonates so deeply with its audience, while "Old Alabama" reminisces about good times had while listening to Alabama songs.
The third single is tentatively scheduled to be "Jesus Take The Wheel," which is about Carrie Underwood's song of the same title. In it, Paisley relates how much that song meant to him personally and how his wife heard the song when she was nearly in a car accident on the way to an audition for a new Martin Lawrence sitcom.
Other tracks on the release include "Play Me Hank Jr., Junior," "Tucker'd Out" and "Kid Rock's 'All Summer Long.'" The latter features Kid Rock on a verse, giving his appreciation to Brad for the shout-out and for solidifying "All Summer Long" as a yearly recurrent from May through August.
The centerpiece of This Is Country Music is undoubtedly "The Song You're Listening To." It recounts, moment by moment, how you--the listener--are feeling as you hear the verses and chorus of that very song itself. In an era of immediate feedback, this is as meta as it gets.
It's clear that Brad Paisley has his dexterous finger on the pulse of country and popular culture, and This Is Country Music will set the bar for observational skill and synopsis.
At press time, Brad was hard at work looking back nostalgically on the days when he had new ideas for songs.
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Carrie Underwood,
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Hank Jr.,
Kid Rock
May 23, 2019
Shrek Country Reaction Gifs
After I listen to "Whiskey Lullabye"
How to get a major label record deal in Nashville
How to keep a major label record deal in Nashville
When somebody makes you listen to the new Thomas Rhett song
Is Luke Combs pretty good? Is he the the savior of country music?
Hank 3 thinks this is a country song
When the shrooms hit at the Infamous Stringdusters concert
"Go listen to Mitchell Tenpenny with the rest of your Mitchell Tenpenny fan friends"
Jan 24, 2019
Nov 15, 2018
CMA Awards Memes: FGL, Bebe, Keith, Ricky Skaggs
Nov 14, 2018
CMA Awards 2018 Drinking Game
Labels:
Bebe Rexha,
Brad Paisley,
Carrie Underwood,
CMA Awards,
Drinking Games,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Nov 12, 2018
More Monday Memes: CMA Awards, Luke Bryan, etc.
Labels:
Ariana Grande,
Brad Paisley,
Carrie Underwood,
CMA Awards,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Nov 8, 2018
Untrue Facts About Hank Sr., Martina, Shooter Jennings, etc.
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Hank Sr.,
Kid Rock,
LL Cool J,
Martina McBride,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Untrue Facts
Oct 8, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Kane Brown, Brad Paisley, Michael Myers
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Halloween,
Joe Diffie,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Nov 28, 2017
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