More Monday Memes: Dustin Lynch, Walker Hayes, Merle Haggard

 

A Warning From the CDC (Country Defense Center)

Yellowstone Country Reaction Gifs 2

If you haven't watched season 4: There are some gifs from

this season, but no extremely significant spoilers.

Would you wish a neverending hell of Walker Hayes songs on your worst enemy?

If your roommate only listens to FGL and Luke Bryan

Still better than listening to Kane Brown

Hey kid, you've got a future as a pop country singer!

Her: Don't bother coming home if you're still a rodeo man.

Him 6 hours later in Cheyenne:

When he says he's gone if you don't stop listening to depressing country songs

What do most country singers from Texas sing about?

What do you think of that #1 Dustin Lynch song?

The Country Music Matrix

Do's and Don'ts For Going Back to See Live Music

With the pandemic waning (we hope), live music is firing back up. It's been a while since some of you have been in public, much less with a bunch of other people enjoying music. Here are some helpful tips to remind you how to behave at concerts.

Put 'em in Prison

 

Monday Morning Memes: Randy Travis, Kane Brown, Hank Jr.

 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs 47

When somebody talks shit about country music, and then says "even old country"

Oh, you think Turnpike is overrated?

When your friend says they're bringing over some Emmylou records

When somebody keeps requesting "Country Girl (Shake it for Me)"

Hey, you supposed "country artists" like Dan + Shay and Dustin Lynch:

I’m a liberal because I don’t think country singers should say the n-word?

If you go to a Morgan Wallen protest, you're a

When Kenny Chesney goes a little too far with "The Good Stuff"

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: February '21

 A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-11) overall which is a 7 point drop from November (the previous time we did this chart). The worst song is Niko Moon’s “Good Time,” but there are a lot of contenders. The best song is Eric Church’s “Hell of a View.” The chart is really bad again, and there’s not even a Kane Brown song on it.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Country Music Video Country Reaction Gifs

 Hank, gimme a sign if you like drinkin'

When Yonder Mountain String Band is about to do an encore but you suddenly can't find the stage

When one of your kids dares play Dustin Lynch in your home

That truck that cut you off while cranking Florida-Georgia Line?

When I accidentally hear 2 seconds of that Parmalee & Blanco Brown song

Oh, you have tickets for a Chase Rice concert?

Do you like real country? Do you wanna be my friend?

When there's a pyramid of cans on the shore and a lake patrol boat behind you

Ice Cold Country Hot Takes 2021

Country hot takes and predictions that didn't come true (or almost certainly won't).

(From 2013)

Trading Places Country Reaction Gifs

**foul language warning**

♫ ♬ The boys get out and the room fills up with law ♫ ♬

You're 32 and still listen to Dustin Lynch?

Jive turkeys think Sam Hunt is country

♫ ♬ Well I tell ya I've fought tougher men

but I really can't remember when ♫ ♬

When Mr. Cyrus finally takes a shower

When somebody wearing a Kane Brown shirt wants you to hurry up with the phone

Shooter Jennings be like...nah, gunslinger

And finally...