Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Jan 20, 2023
Jan 19, 2023
Gilmore Girls Country Reaction Gifs
"Get over it old man. That old kind of country is dead and never coming back."
I'm a hater
"Hey, I got a left over Kane Brown ticket, my friend can't go..."
"If you don't like Morgan Wallen, we can't be friends"
When they're pushing out women country singers
When your favorite bar got rid of the jukebox and just plays pop country over the speakers
When somebody plays you a Walker Hayes song
What makes you different from Luke Bryan fans?
How you know a group of people are not Hardy fans
Jan 18, 2023
Jan 10, 2023
Jan 5, 2023
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #66
Morgan Wallen fan getting mad at me on Facebook
When you ask a crowd of morons what Toby Keith's best song is
Putting dobro in a Kane Brown song?
Me when I see my kid's been listening to Luke Bryan
When you ask a bro wearing a Johnny Cash shirt how many songs he can name
When that opening riff from "Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line" hits
When somebody says I shouldn't talk bad about Walker Hayes because kids might be reading
When you're going to get Tyler Childers tickets one way or another
A boy named Sue realizing he won the fight
Dec 28, 2022
Dec 15, 2022
Love Actually Country Reaction Gifs
When she has a Dolly tattoo and Turnpike's discography on vinyl
If you think Tim McGraw is classic country, you're...
When you'd rather be fighting zombies than on a date with a Kane Brown fan
Pretending to care that a coworker couldn't get Morgan Wallen tickets
When Colin asks your opinion of any Walker Hayes song
When you sit around listening to John Fullbright and Patsy Cline
"Hey, I thought I hated country music, but no, I just hate mainstream country music!"
When you realize you're covering a Dan + Shay song
When "Cocaine Country Dancing" comes up in the shuffle
Dec 14, 2022
What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You Part 2
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Kane Brown - Different Man
You are between the ages of 14 and 19. You drive a VW Bug that has had the transmission replaced twice since you got it. You’ve asked your parents if you can just skip the rest of the school year since you’re going to have to repeat it anyway. You are dating someone ‘from another school’ who your friends have never met. Or you write for Country Universe.
Carrie Underwood - Denim & Rhinestones
You put this at #1 because you can’t show weakness when it comes to defending Carrie’s honor. She’s the best even when she puts out this uninspired collection, which you’ve only listened to twice but have left streaming overnight 5000 times. You started therapy this year after yet another Entertainer of the Year loss. Your boyfriend is terrified of you.
49 Winchester - Fortune Favors the Bold
Beard oil, wash, conditioner, balm, nor wax has ever touched your face mane, yet it is still resplendent and makes hipsters jealous. Your favorite whiskey drink is whiskey. Whether pro or anti gun control, you own a small arsenal. You are so emotionally screwed up, sad feels like happy.
Tyler Childers - Can I Take My Hounds to Heaven
You will just as soon fistfight a republican as a democrat. You have a hunting-related tattoo. You haven’t been to church in 7 years but know the Bible better than your ‘rain or shine’ friends. You make fun of the people who complain about Tyler set-lists, but haven’t actually been to a show since he stopped including “White House Road.”
Big Thief - Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You
You pretend to find meaning in the title of this album. Other hipsters call you a poser. Your degree in poetry analysis hasn’t come in handy in the real world. You feel that country music is beneath you, despite half this album being more country than anything on the radio.
Kaitlin Butts - What Else Can She Do
You are the friend everybody goes to for advice, despite your life being a raging garbage dump inferno. You have a tattoo that it takes five minutes to explain. There’s some weird family issue like your dad divorced your mom and married her hair-dresser or something, but you get along with everybody and get free hair cuts now. You didn’t know there was an unwritten rule about not drinking before 5 pm.
Luke Combs - Growin’ Up
You are pretty basic, but also a genuinely nice person. Regardless of your gender, you installed your own catalytic converter anti-theft device. You are politically oblivious. Regardless of your gender, you own more than 5 articles of clothing with your name on them.
Maren Morris - Humble Quest
You are 100% for sure not a Republican, but have a lot of beliefs and habits that would get you cancelled by the left. You drive an electric vehicle which has run out of charge by the outlet mall no less than 4 times this year. You’re pretty deep, but also an Instagram influencer.
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