Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Jan 18, 2022
When Country Goes Dark: Garth Brooks, Red Foley, George Jones
Labels:
Garth Brooks,
George Jones,
memes,
Red Foley,
Satire,
The Incredibles
Jan 17, 2022
More Monday Memes: Ray Wylie Hubbard, Kane Brown, Jason Aldean
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
memes,
NFL,
Ray Wylie Hubbard,
Satire,
The Incredibles
He Didn't Say What Kind of Prayer
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Turnpike Troubadours, Rascal Flatts
Labels:
Hunter Hayes,
Lady A,
memes,
Rascal Flatts,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett,
Turnpike Troubadours
Jan 16, 2022
Jan 14, 2022
The Band Perry 10 Year Challenge
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
The Band Perry
Lawsuit Filed Against Dollar General Over Mainstream Country Played in Stores
A man in rural Georgia has filed a lawsuit against the retail giant Dollar General over the music played in their stores. Carl Schwartz, the attorney filing the suit, alleges that the mainstream country music regularly played over their loudspeakers has attributed to the man’s mental anguish and caused him irreparable emotional harm over the years.
“My client, a regular customer of Dollar General, has been subjected to a distressing amount of Luke Bryan, Walker Hayes, and Kane Brown during each visit to one of their establishments,” said Schwartz. “The constant barrage of trucks, appropriated slang, and shallow subject matter has caused him an unreasonable amount of anger, sadness, and physical discomfort.”
Schwartz went on to say that no matter which Dollar General his plaintiff entered, whether the one on the bypass, the one next to the one on the bypass, the one over on 16, or the one close to his house, the same brainless bile was pumping through the speaker system as he attempted to dash in for paper towels or a six pack of Pabst. “We will attempt to establish that the endless loop of Florida-Georgia Line, Thomas Rhett, and Sam Hunt brought real and provable trauma upon his quality of life. Hell, that “shake it for the catfish” song alone should be barred from use as a war prisoner coercion method.”
Dollar General, in a statement, said that the lawsuit was ‘frivolous’ and that any judge would throw out the case on its lack of merit alone. “The plaintiff, while not named to the public at this time, is a well known troublemaker once banned from one of our competitors over similar matters,” said DG’s lead attorney Mark Torrance. “He’s a nut; who doesn’t sing along to that Applebees song??”
At press time, the plaintiff was apparently willing to settle out of court for Turnpike Troubadours tickets, room and board.
Jan 13, 2022
Kane Brown Stays the Same
Labels:
Kane Brown,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Garth Brooks as Dating Sites
Labels:
Garth Brooks,
memes,
Satire
The Righteous Gemstones Country Reaction Gifs
Morgan Wallen’s team’s thoughts about the Opry controversy
When you catch your boyfriend listening to The Highway SiriusXM
If you catch yourself starting to like Sam Hunt a little
“We’re playing pop country at the reception; take it or leave it.”
Country radio, obviously
When you’ve been listening to Brent Cobb gospel songs all day
When somebody says Turnpike won’t be good anymore because they’re happy and recovering
How about Farce the Music start spreading more positivity?
Jan 12, 2022
A Postcard From Charlie Robison
Labels:
Charlie Robison,
memes,
Satire
Kramer Really Did It This Time
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
gifs,
memes,
Satire,
Seinfeld
Tyler Childers as Dating Sites
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Jan 11, 2022
Sturgill Simpson as Dating Sites
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Alan Jackson Has More 'Bad' Songs Than Morgan Wallen Has Good Songs
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire
The Houston Rodeo Has Really Fallen Off This Year
Jan 10, 2022
More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, Yellowstone
Labels:
Aaron Tippin,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
MCU,
memes,
Satire,
Yellowstone
Stolen Memes: Stanley Brothers, Kane Brown, Betty White, Hank Jr.
Labels:
Betty White,
Hank Jr.,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Stanley Brothers,
stolen memes
Monday Morning Memes: Colter Wall, Hank Jr, Chris Young
Labels:
Chris Young,
Colter Wall,
Hank Jr,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
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