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Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Nov 22, 2021
Nov 18, 2021
Nov 12, 2021
72% of Americans in Favor of Walker Hayes’ Arrest
Walker’s song has been a mainstay on country radio since June, and television since August - featuring in ever-present Applebee’s commercials. The nearly inescapable tune paints an idyllic picture of the simple life, mentioning many name brands in the process. Some love the song, but most apparently see it as the grounds for Hayes’ incarceration.
In the comments section of our poll (which only featured that one question), we received such feedback as:
“I don’t know who that is but he has a stupid name so yes.”
“That song makes me want to pull out my ear drums with tweezers and burn them in sacrifice to Satan.”
“Hes not cuntry music like Hank and Paycheck he sucks so throw him in the pen!”
“You people are so hateful. Don’t you have friends or fun? What’s wrong with a little light hearted silliness?”
“F*** this Lego head guy. He’s worse than Garth!”
In this day of divided attentions and beliefs, one strains to find anything Americans agree on over a 45% threshold, so this result is fairly surprising. Only 32% of Americans agreed with the statement that “Clean air is good.” A slightly higher percentage, 34%, said that ‘stabbing people they disagreed with’ was immoral.
Hayes, who recently scored his first #1 hit with the ubiquitous song, said in response to this poll question, “Why would you even ask that? Who are you?” Hayes’ representation also stated: We are perplexed about why a media source with a likely axe to grind would propose such an absurd poll question. Walker Hayes has brought joy to millions with his smash hit song, and is also an upstanding citizen, husband, and father. We’ll give no further comment at this time, except WTF?”
At press time, Walker Hayes was not being investigated for any reason whatsoever, but perhaps he should be if America has a say in the matter.
Nov 11, 2021
Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs 3
"Hey man, my girl has to take care of her sick mom, wanna go see Colter Wall with me?"
"Hey man, my girl has to take care of her sick mom, wanna go see Luke Bryan with me?"
Wheeler Walker Jr. album review
What's another name for people who don't like Willie Nelson?
Them: Well, "Fancy Like" is a good song even if it's not country.
Me:
Typical radio station visit for a female country singer
If country cheatin' songs were aggressive instead of sad
♫ It wasn't long after a benevolent man
Took me in off the streets ♫
Took me in off the streets ♫
Nov 9, 2021
Nov 4, 2021
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #54
Still better than listening to Dan + Shay
If most of the singers on the country chart were standing around me in a circle
"George Strait is an overrated pretty boy"
When somebody says you're crazy if you don't like Morgan Wallen
♫ Long live the little man, God bless the little man ♫
A casual fan when Tyler Childers doesn't play the one song they know at the concert
When your ex boyfriend won't give back your Paycheck albums
When somebody finds out the Applebee's commercial is a real song
Oct 29, 2021
Cledus T. Judd Retires, Unable to Parody Modern Country Music
Judd already retired once, in 2015, after deciding to spend more time with his family. That retirement ended in 2018 when Ray Stevens begged him back onto the stage.
“I almost got cancelled that time around when I put out that Morgan Wallen parody “(Weight’s Goin’) Up Down, Up Down,” laughed Judd. “Weight Watchers and Gary Levox were pissed!” He went on to say that today’s social sensitivities aren’t conducive to his brand of humor. Still, he considers that a distant second to the true reason he’s calling it quits for good.
“It’s already a parody of itself! There’s nothing for me to do,” said Judd, real name Barry Poole, of modern country music. “I guess I could just sing the existing songs in a funnier voice to let the listener know how ridiculous lyrics like “ayyy my girl is bangin’” and “we turning up, got double cups” already are.” Poole said he longed for the days of the nineties and early two-thousands when mainstream country subject matter was varied and the writing was full of imagery.
“I looked at the chart yesterday and half the songs were thirty-something dudes singing songs about twenty-something dudes picking up girls at a bar and hitting the backroads. That’s like if all my songs were about bodily functions… oh wait.” he winked. “Anyway, with ‘truck’ in every song… the only funny words that rhyme are ‘suck’ and the f-word, neither of which are in my ‘PG but still somehow offensive’ wheelhouse.”
As we closed out the interview, Judd went off on a short tangent attempting to come up with parody titles of current songs on the spot as if reconsidering his decision. “Fanning my poots” …no, “blowing you”… hell no, “best thing since fat girls” …screw it. I’m done.”
Oct 28, 2021
A Nightmare on Elm Street Country Reaction Gifs
When your mom makes you ride with your step brother who’s a Luke Bryan fan
Still better than listening to Walker Hayes
When the Turnpike Troubadours reunite... and then you wake up
When you both dreamed about Jason Aldean
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
If you're a music critic and have to listen to the whole new Lady A album for a review, I suggest this
Vandoliers really getting into it
A Dan + Shay concert...
Oct 27, 2021
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