Apr 11, 2013
Beat This April
Apr 10, 2013
Top 10 Lyrics That Wouldn't Have Made "Accidental Racist" Any Worse
Apr 9, 2013
Accidental Racist
Feb 28, 2013
Country Day/Feb'13 Part 4: Kacey Musgraves, Brad Paisley, etc.
Feb 20, 2013
Brad Paisley Lyric Parody: Pseudo Country Zone
Jan 31, 2013
Butthead Paisley
Nov 28, 2012
Country Day Part 3: Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley, etc.
Nov 2, 2012
CMAs 2012 Memes: Brad Paisley, Hunter Hayes, etc.
Nov 1, 2012
Brad and Carrie at the CMAs Meme
Oct 8, 2012
Country Face-Swaps: Brad and Kimberly Paisley
Aug 21, 2012
Tuesday Memes
Aug 19, 2012
Sunday Mornin' Music: Brad Paisley and Dolly Parton
May 9, 2012
Nov 17, 2011
Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products
With the popularity of Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" (which is either completely insipid or absolute genius), FTM considered which other picnic essentials might make for good (okay, terrible) song fodder.
Top 10 (Non-Existent) Country Songs About Picnic Products
10. Martina McBride - "Dasani Bottle (It's a Good Thing Gin is Clear)"
09. Garth Brooks - "Are You Gonna Finish That Pimento and Cheese?"
08. Bucky Covington - "Grilling for Dummies"
07. Little Jimmy Dickens - "Bury Me in a Coleman When I Die"
06. Brantley Gilbert - "Drinking the Koolaid"
05. Chris Knight - "Lawn Dart Through the Heart"
04. Loretta Lynn - "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Ham Sandwich"
03. Kid Rock - "Wet Ones Antibacterial"
02. Brad Paisley - "I'd Like to Spray You With Off"
01. Gary Levox - "Dixie Heavy Duty Plates"
Nov 13, 2011
Country Google Searches
Sep 20, 2011
I'm Sorry, This Exists 2
Aug 14, 2011
Snap Judgments: Promo Only Country Radio August '11
Aug 10, 2011
Brad Paisley Parody - "Rewind Me"
Rewind Me
(A Parody of Brad Paisley & Carrie Underwood’s “Remind Me”)
I didn’t care if I wasn’t cool
Songs about life and heartbroke fools
Cheatin’ and dyin’ and old barstools
What happened to three chords and the truth?
Now all my songs are sounding the same
As genres with completely different names
I miss the tunes I spun back then I wanna go back there again
Been so long bet you forget the things that you should expect
Rewind me, rewind me
Stop it with the pickup trucks, Old Hank is frowning from above
Rewind me, rewind me
Remember the Possum breaking your heart
Jerry Reed raising hell on his guitar
The Man in Black used to walk that line
But Nashville's gone and lost its spine
Do you remember how I used to sound
Before they upped the volume, put the fiddles down
Rewind me, dammit, rewind me
Where’s the country you used to love?
The grit and the twang that you miss so much
Rewind me, please please, rewind me
I want the steel to play
On me, country radio
Oh, if you still love me
Don't let heritage go
Won't you rewind me, rewind me
Do you remember the way it was?
Yeah, back when money wasn't the driving force
Rewind me
Yeah, rewind me
I didn't have anything to prove
Country's what you are not the words you use
Rewind me, oh, baby, rewind me
Yeah, you’d tune in to hear genuine hurt
Or drink with me at the bar after work
Rewind me
Wish you could rewind me
Oh, go on, rewind me, baby, rewind me
Yeah, I should be real as that Delta dirt
Oh, yeah, rewind me
Lord, rewind me