Showing posts with label Carrie Underwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carrie Underwood. Show all posts
Oct 31, 2017
Feb 13, 2017
Some Grammy TwitterWINs
Chainsmokers are the Sam Hunt of Hoobastank.
— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) February 13, 2017
Country radio tomorrow:— The Ostrich (@ALostrich) February 13, 2017
"Wow! How amazing was Sturgill Simpson last night? Anyways, here's Florida Georgia Line for the 300th time today."
If Adele screws this up again, Florida Georgia Line is standing by with their cover of "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go." #GRAMMYs— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) February 13, 2017
Watching the Grammys to see Sturgill was like Andy Dufresne crawling through the shit pipe to sweet freedom.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) February 13, 2017
Is anyone going to sing a country song tonight? #GRAMMYs— Rita Ballou (@rawhidevelvet) February 13, 2017
Who won the #Grammy for best cajon performance at an open mic? Asking because I've met some of the nominees.— Dustin Wind (@dustyn_wind) February 13, 2017
Sturgill Simpson won the #GRAMMYs Best Country Album. Not Luke Bryan. Not Thomas Rhett. Not Sam Hunt. Not Fake Country. pic.twitter.com/jTFntq6SKY— Wes Holtsclaw (@wesholtsclaw) February 13, 2017
The guys from Florida Georgia Line are watching this Sturgill Simpson performance and saying "Well, it was good while it lasted." #GRAMMYs— Victor Puente (@thevictorpuente) February 13, 2017
As a country music fan- on behalf of the genre: we are not claiming whatever that was Keith Urban & Carrie Underwood did— Eileen Kelly (@eiLeanWithIT) February 13, 2017
Nov 3, 2016
CMA Awards 2016: Twitter Wrap-Up
but here are some mostly out-of-order tweets to wrap up
what seemed to be a damn good CMA Awards.
Oct 21, 2016
The Past Poop of Country Music: June 30, 2008
A ratings system based on poop emojis seems right in our wheelhouse, so
here you go. This is the Mediabase Top 20 country songs from the week Farce the Music came online, June 30, 2008.
Poop is bad. Not-Poop is good. The potential worst rating is 5 poop emojis. The potential best is 5 not-poop emojis. Here's Trailer's opinion of each song. Enjoy! (...?)
The Past Poop Rating of this Mediabase Top 20 is 1 POOP EMOJI (or -1) overall. The best song was Kenny Chesney's "Better as a Memory." The worst was Lost Trailers' "Holler Back," which was a precursor to bro-country. Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.
Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.
Poop is bad. Not-Poop is good. The potential worst rating is 5 poop emojis. The potential best is 5 not-poop emojis. Here's Trailer's opinion of each song. Enjoy! (...?)
The Past Poop Rating of this Mediabase Top 20 is 1 POOP EMOJI (or -1) overall. The best song was Kenny Chesney's "Better as a Memory." The worst was Lost Trailers' "Holler Back," which was a precursor to bro-country. Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.
Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.
Oct 19, 2016
Trick or Treat Goodies of the Country Stars
What can your little ghoul or goblin expect to receive in their plastic
jack-o-lantern if you drop by the homes of country stars this upcoming
Halloween? Well, FTM has the exclusive* scoop!
*not real
Oct 11, 2016
The Current Poop of Country Music (October '16)
A ratings system based on poop emojis seems right in our wheelhouse, so
here you go. This is the current Mediabase Top 20 country songs. Poop is
bad. Not-Poop is good. The potential worst rating is 5 poop emojis. The
potential best is 5 not-poop emojis. Here's Trailer's opinion of each
song. Enjoy! (...?)
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (0) overall which is a +5 improvement from our last chart a couple months ago. The best song is Miranda Lambert's "Vice." The worst, by a long shot, is Luke Bryan's "Move." Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.
Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (0) overall which is a +5 improvement from our last chart a couple months ago. The best song is Miranda Lambert's "Vice." The worst, by a long shot, is Luke Bryan's "Move." Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.
Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.
Jun 8, 2016
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Jan 6, 2016
Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents
Florida-Georgia Line = New Age Outlaws
Douchey, popular due to hype more than talent, spray tans, wear underwear in public
Shooter Jennings = Spike Dudley
Scrappy, famous last name, under 5'8"
Carrie Underwood = Trish Stratus
Honest, talented, Vegan, ascended to the heights of her chosen profession, generally liked by all
Jamey Johnson = CM Punk
Outsider with insider ties, subversive, loved by the "smart" fans of his chosen profession, left the mainstream to pursue other options that seemingly will never come to fruition
Luke Bryan = John Cena
Seems like a nice guy, says dumb stuff in public, loved and hated in equal amounts, limited move set, A-lister approaching middle age, makes a living shaking ass
Brantley Gilbert = Buff Bagwell
Inexplicably popular, earrings, chains, facial hair, douchey, meathead
Chad Brock = Chad Brock
Wait, that's the same guy...
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