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Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Jan 28, 2020
Jan 23, 2020
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Country Reaction Gifs
When you get in a rental car and Dustin Lynch is playing
Me, listening to Dustin Lynch's new album for 10 seconds
♫ ♬ Oh the movers and the shakers down on Morgan Street ♫ ♬
Why do people like Tyler Childers so much?
♫ ♬ and the songs that she sang in the shower are stuck in my head ♫ ♬
After politely telling your ex-best friend you don't want to attend the Kane Brown concert with him
When a guy uses a Mitchell Tenpenny line to try to pick you up
When Charlie Sheen says FGL is his favorite country group
Dustin Lynch's New Album: By the Numbers
*Non-made-up statistics that are at least close to accurate*
Jan 22, 2020
Jan 20, 2020
Jan 17, 2020
Jan 9, 2020
Jan 7, 2020
Dec 13, 2019
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: December '19
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-19) overall which is a 8(!!) point decrease from October (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.” The worst is Dan + Shay and Justin Bieber’s “10,000 Hours.”
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Dec 10, 2019
11 Worst Country Songs of 2019
11 Worst Country* Songs of 2019
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I somehow left Zac Brown off the original list, and I think that’s a symptom of his irrelevance these days. This is clearly the worst song released under the “country” heading in 2019. This song should be the new “Rick Roll.” What an embarrassment. Lame middle-aged white man rapping and beats and creepiness. Somebody set up an intervention soon.
2. Mitchell Tenpenny - Alcohol You Later
A heaving lump of R&B lite douchebaggery wrapped around a cliché of a hook.
3. Blake Shelton ft/Trace Adkins - Hell Right
Lame bro-country redux from the try-hard stepdad of mainstream country and his drunken uncle.
4. Luke Bryan - Knockin’ Boots
A cheesy come-on with stolen 90s slang. Cringe.
5. Avenue Beat - Delight
If they’re the future, I’m a proud boomer.
6. Florida-Georgia Line - Swerve
Not a single, yet, thankfully. As bad as anything they’ve done before, and that’s of course a deep well.
7. Mitchell Tenpenny ft/Seaforth - Anything She Says
Ugh. Mitchell Tenpenny has usurped Kane Brown as the artist whose voice makes me most quickly change the station.
8. Chris Lane - I Don’t Know About You
I don't know why you're still here.
9. Sam Hunt - Kinfolks
Not nearly as bad as driving the wrong way while drunk, but an affront to the senses to be sure. Please leave again.
10. Dustin Lynch - Ridin’ Roads
Dustin doubles down on his shallowness. His looks and willingness to blend into the sonic wallpaper are his only selling points now.
11. Brantley Gilbert - Fire’t Up
Brantley done fire’t up the wayback machine to 2013. His NFL performance was bad enough to trend on Twitter, and the studio version is only better in the way that getting punched in the stomach is better than getting punched in the face.
*country = released into the country genre
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