Elderly Country Songs

George Strait "Metamucil By Morning"

Hank Williams "Jambalaya (On the Buffet)"

Maren Morris "The Bones (Ain't Good)"

Kane Brown "Nursing Homesick"

Florida-Georgia Line "Can't Say I Ain't Gimpy"

Garth Brooks "Friends in Assisted Living"

Jason Isbell "Seat Where She Sat in the Shower"

Couldn't, Shouldn't

*Yes, I know those songs on the bottom row are not considered by most of Farce the Music's

readers to be actually country, but memes have to be pithy.

The Worst King of the Hill Parody

You Know This Old World is Full of Singers

Rambo Country Reaction Gifs

*of course there's violence*

How Toby Keith feels on July 4th weekend

When you can hear they're listening to FGL in a helicopter

Luke Bryan, Pitbull, Trace Adkins...

When your friend leaves the radio on the pop country station

Her: My parents are gone and I've got Cody Jinks on vinyl

Me:

When some dude on a rock says George Strait ain't the king

♫ I just wanna dance with you ♫

When some dipshit on my Facebook page says country music is dead

Never Change, FGL

Andy Samberg Country Reaction Gifs

Coworker: "Would you please go to the FGL show with me? Tickets were $125 and my girlfriend can't go"

If you flip by the country station and wonder where the country is...

Why haven't you listened to Lori McKenna's last album yet?

Secret footage of Dan Smyers' (of Dan + Shay) audition

Did you used to like Chris Young and what do you think of his recent music?

What's it feel like with all the live shows getting on the road again?

When your friend is engaged to somebody who only likes mainstream country

When Jon Pardi is playing a show in your town, then you see who his opening acts are

How horny was Conway Twitty?

Put 'em in Prison

 

Monday Morning Memes: Walker Hayes, Sam Hunt, Tyler Childers

 

Untrue Facts: Morgan Wallen, George & Tammy, Tim McGraw

More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Alan Jackson, Cody Jinks

 

FGL's Songwriting Process

What They're Listening to Based on the Truck They Drive

Country TwitterWINs: May '21

 

*foul language*