Proof Things Were Better in the 90s

Shut the Hell Up, Bobby Bones

Intoxicating Country

*no, not making these shirts because we don't have a licensing agreement with the artists or TMNT*

Yabba Dabba Doo

Cody Jinks & Whitey Morgan Cover "Choices"

YouTube Gems: George Jones & Dolly Parton "The Blues Man"

George Jones passed away on this day in 2013. Has it really been that long?! Anyway, we miss you George!

The Walking Dead: Country Reaction Gifs

You're going to a Kane Brown concert?

When the car you find during the apocalypse

has a Luke Bryan album stuck in the CD player

 Hey Rick, remember when you said George Jones sucks?

You're a kid, Carl. You wouldn't like Sturgill Simpson.

  

Somebody's trying to tell you how the Backstreet Boys

was the best part of the ACMs

You broke my Red Headed Stranger vinyl?

When you pick up your car from the mechanic and 

the radio is on the mainstream country station

 

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, George Strait, FGL, etc.

Sunday Mornin' Music: George Jones and Reba McEntire

Who's Gonna Fill 'em?

I'm getting so (old and) forgetful, I wrote this without recalling we'd already posted something 

similar in the past (as if we don't recycle jokes daily). Anyway, my version more closely fits 

the real lyrics and contains current details, even if Marilyn Branson's is funnier and has the 

benefit of a great tune and production (below my lyrics).

 Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes

(A parody of George Jones' "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes")

You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans

No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears

You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night

[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews the 2016 CMA Awards

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, 
Reviews the 50th CMA Awards

I didn't watch the CMA Awards, but here is my review anyway. Was Hank 3 on there? Was Jamey Johnson on there? Was Gutbucket Slim and the Dewclaws on there? Hell naw. Than, why should I watch it? They don't respect real country music so they should change there name to Crappy Music Association. I'm so sick of the media flooding different genera's with pop music.

I heard they had a few real country singers on their. Like Charlie Pride and Charlie Daniels and Roy Clark, but if I had to sit threw one second of some fruity guy wearing Levi's Tights©, than it wasn't worth the effort. And Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley were the hosts? Pop country bull shit! Brad Paisley can play guitar ok, but he's about as country as Elton John's ballsack. Carrie Underwood is a banshee and an American Idle contestant, so clearly she isn't REAL COUNTRY BY GOD.

And then I read on The Blaze that they had Beeyansay on there. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELLFIRE F**K? Who's house should I egg over this? Isn't she married to that guy who killed Tupac? What message are we sending to our good American children? That it's okay to let people like her on the COUNTRY DAMN MUSIC awards? Its all money driven and their isn't any morals left in this country! Beyonsay is anti-cops & Chicks are Anti-american....Natilie's bashing of Pres.Bush has not been forgotten.

I think Luke Bryan had a song on the show too, but I don't know who that is. Maybe those George Florida Boyz did a song too? They probably had a segment at the end wear they burned photos of Merle Haggard and George Jones on an altar in the shape of Taylor Swift. I'm just tired of all this shit. If you disagree with me you can kiss my REAL COUNTRY ASS.

The Possum is Judging You

Saturday Night Music: Mo Pitney

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 13: Kane Brown, Granger Smith, George Jones, etc.

Trying to be polite at Sonic, but they're playing 

bro-country over the speakers

When your friend says Granger Smith 

was right about the Texas scene

So, what is that Sturgill Simpson song about?

You wanna go see Old Dominion at the amphitheatre?

When a Blake Shelton song comes on...

If Luke Bryan sucks, crush this basketball 

with your bare hands!

When you read the comments on a Kane Brown video

When you don't get the George Jones box set for Christmas

Thomas Rhett Wants to Take You Somewhere

George Jones Memes

George Jones & Merle Haggard Perform "The Way I Am"

What Cole Swindell Should Say

More T-Shirts Farce the Music Will Never Sell

Sarah Gayle Meech Covers George Jones