Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Apr 18, 2024
Idiocracy Country Reaction Gifs 2
When you need an income source after two tours of duty in Vietnam
What's your favorite Conway Twitty song about?
When your friend tells everybody you own a couple of Rascal Flatts CDs after you told him never to speak of it
Society if Sturgill Simpson had never existed
If the country song you're listening to makes you dance like this, you aren't listening to a country song
How long is Morgan Wallen blackballed from Eric Church's bar?
When somebody tells you to turn down the Toby Keith
Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
Going over a list of medical emergencies that happened at the hick hop festival
Aldean fans when they hear Beyonce on country radio
Give me a one word review of Dan + Shay's music
Apr 15, 2024
Apr 11, 2024
Scarface Country Reaction Gifs
When a local DJ announces Justin Moore to the stage
When they play you their favorite country song but it sounds like Three Doors Down with more twang
When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing
When you've never made it to the end of Johnny Cash's "Cocaine Blues"
If Jason Aldean fans call it hipster-country, then probably...
Johnny Paycheck, that fateful day
The proper reply to every bro-country pickup line
When you tell her the 'country' she's listening to is just southern pop sung by pretty boys
When you lay into ‘em with that Kentucky Thunder
When your boy is about to hurl a chair off Eric Church's bar at some cops
Apr 9, 2024
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Apr 4, 2024
Godzilla & King Kong Country Reaction Gifs
The comments section under a post about Beyoncé's new album
When somebody sees I've been listening to this playlist
It's just country boys and girls getting down on the farm
I took a little sip and right away I knew
as my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
When you can't figure out who played Dan + Shay on the TouchTunes so you can go assault them
A country music blogger trying to interact with a woman
I've learned that the monsters ain't the ones under my bed
When she doesn't cook or clean, but she has Waylon's discography on vinyl
Me when there's a political battle in the comments of a Jason Aldean meme I posted
Well way down yunder on the...
Apr 3, 2024
Apr 2, 2024
Fake News Classic: Jason Aldean Is Finally Happy, Really He Is
Jason Aldean is finally living a fulfilled and joyous life and will assault you viciously if you don't like it, according to a recent interview with the popular Face the Country blog. Though most of the questions asked were softballs, Aldean managed to insert his aggressively petulant views on life, music, and privacy into most every response.
Find an excerpted portion of the full Q&A below.
Face the Country: Jason, your new single "Burnin' It Down" is just hot! Like, how'd you decide to go this direction?
Aldean: Well, some people out there think they get to be the deciders on what is and isn't country. We just wanted to go in there and make something the hotties would love and the haters would hate. Not that I care what the haters think. I mean, I want them to hate it but I want them to shut up!!! It's a pair of docks [sic], you know.
FTC: LOL. (yes, spoken audibly) You go, boy! We hate to bring this up, but there has been a tiny little eensy minuscule bit of criticism about your persona...
Aldean: Next question. No, let me tell you something. That was so long ago. Like years. I don't even remember who I was married to back then. I don't even want to talk about this. Me and Brittany are very happy together, very damn happy. Move on. We don't want to be in the public eye with this crap, so I'm not going to go into it. I mean, have you ever drove over the speed limit? Yeah, so who are you to sit and judge? I mean, let's not talk about this stuff. It took years for me to get this happy, so I'm not going to let you take that from me!
FTC: (crying) It must be an exciting time for you with your new album coming ou...
Aldean: Listen, if you say the words "bro country," I will literally give you an atomic wedgie and take a picture of it and put it on my Instagram. I sing about what I know about. If you sang, you'd do songs about, uh, bloggifying or whatever. I'm a famous millionaire who is either on tour or home counting money at all times, so of course I sing about hanging out in the country. Next damn question.
FTC: I love rap music and I love country music and I love rap music inserted into country music and I love your music. That said, what do you have to say to critics of hick-ho...
Aldean: This is bullsh*t! You shut up right now. The next person out there, nerds behind a keyboard or whoever, who says anything remotely non-positive about me, my music, my life, or my friends... I will drive my tour bus directly to your house, dorm, or apartment and beat you down with my wallet chain. I'm freaking happy people!!! My life could not be bringing me any more satisfaction than it is at this very damn moment! Leave me the hell alone!
FTC: Ha ha, okay! Don’t hate us!!!
Mar 27, 2024
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