A Muppets Christmas Carol Country Reaction Gifs

 When you're down-wind from a Willie Nelson concert

What every country song was about in the 1930s

Find you a woman who's cuddly and loves sitting by a fire listening to Ward Davis with you

Jason Aldean:

When the lights come on even though you expected an encore

"But Old Dominion is pretty good even if they're not very country"

George Strait? Amarillo big fan!

When somebody tweets "Charlie Pride was my favorite country singer!"

When the spirit insists on listening to Kane Brown while she imparts her lesson to you

You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf...

 Now get ready for...

South Park Country Reaction Gifs 2

 When the Devil beats Johnny in a fiddling video game

Chase Rice logging in

Name a country singer who made a career of singing dad jokes

When the hold music is Kane Brown

When your friends ask you to stop playing Sturgill's Cuttin' Grass over and over

When Jason Aldean appears at Christmas

Trick or treat goodies for when the local jam band knocks

When your town is about to become a folk music hotbed

Reginald Spears vs. Dan + Shay, Georgia, and Kane Brown

Monday Morning Memes: Chronic Country Album Covers

 These are all based on the famous Dr. Dre The Chronic album cover

Untrue Facts: Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney, Aldean, etc.

 

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: November 2020

A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-4) overall which is a 5 point improvement from August (the previous time we did this chart). The worst song by a long shot is Dan + Shay’s “I Should Probably Go to Bed.” The best song is Jon Pardi’s “Ain’t Always the Cowboy,” edging out Stapleton’s latest by a hair. There are some decent tunes here and the chart should improve a little more over the fall and winter. On a negative note, there’s only 1 solo woman, so we’re back to square one on that front. Do better, Nashville.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Trick or Treat Goodies of the Country Stars 2020

What are the country stars handing out this year??

More Monday Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Sturgill Simpson, Jason Aldean

 

By @col8ybryant

Justified Country Reaction Gifs

When your passenger starts humming a Sam Hunt song

Ray Wylie Hubbard's life motto

Every indie country singer who isn't quite Americana and isn't quite mainstream

Brantley Gilbert facing a career downturn

Your friend's explanation for liking hick-hop

"Hey, there's a Kane Brown drive-in concert coming up!"

Sturgill Simpson's new bluegrass album has 20 songs

If I walked into a room where Jason Aldean and his friends were standing

When "Wabash Cannonball" hits