2019 ACM Awards TwitterWINS

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That Thing She Likes

Greatest Wrestling Promos Country Memes

It's Wrestlemania week, so of course, we have to have some pro-wrestling related content. Here are a few new memes based on 5 of the greatest wrestling promos of all time. 

If You Thought Luke Bryan Had Matured...

Monday Morning Memes: Dustin Lynch, Yeehaw, Luke Bryan

Pineapple Express Country Reaction Gifs

*foul language warning*

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When you're playing "Crazy" too fast because you're crazy

Did you have a good time in the pit at the Vandoliers show?

When somebody says Dustin Lynch's new EP is country music at its best

Bullshit! That guy nobody listens to didn't really claim to have 600k real followers on Twitter

Kane Brown sucks...

When somebody plays Mitchell Tenpenny in your vicinity

When you meet somebody who hates Florida-Georgia Line as much as you do

Wanna hit up the Luke Bryan concert with me?

Trailer, of Farce the Music, in real life (minus the long hair)

Luke Bryan Says Zac Brown's "God Given" Worst Song Ever

Another day, another country artist coming out against the current direction of country music. The latest is superstar Luke Bryan, who not only had some unkind words about the state of country music, but specifically set Zac Brown’s song “God Given” in his crosshairs—a song from the Zac Brown Band's forthcoming album and a rumored single:

"I love Zac Brown and he’s had some great songs, but this new song is the worst song I’ve ever heard. I know Zac, he’s a friend. ‘God Given’ is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. I see it being commercially successful, in what is called country music these days, but I also feel like that the people deserve something better than that. Country fans and country listeners deserve to have something better than that, a song that really has something to say, something that makes you feel something. Good music makes you feel something. When songs make me wanna throw up, it makes me ashamed to even be in the same genre as those songs. My how the tables have turned."

Zac Brown and “God Given” came up in the context of Luke Bryan complaining about the current trends dominating country radio right now.

"If I hear one more snap beat or bass drop in a country song, I’m gonna throw up. There’s songs out there on the radio right now that make me be ashamed to be even in the same format as some other artists. And actually, I think Zac Brown probably wrote this one himself. Doesn't he have people around him to tell him no? I mean, ZBB is a multi-million dollar corporation and he's putting the livelihood of all 18 band members on the line by chasing trends and making a fool of himself."

The song, which the Zac Brown Band has been performing recently on their "The Owl" tour is almost entirely rapped and features the lyrics:

Gucci bags, stacks on stacks,

Diamonds fill up the champagne glass

Luke Bryan, who has also been criticized for being a part of the "bro country" trend has recently gone back toward relatively neo-traditional pop country. Asked his thoughts on the reason for Zac Brown's musical experimentation, Bryan told us: "It's been downhill since that hotel room; I'm just saying."

*parts of this fake news piece adapted from Saving Country Music's original ZBB/Luke Bryan story*

The Crud Report: February 2019

Honest Billboard Country Chart: Feb. '19

Way More Countrier

A response to the return of "look how country I am" songs, particularly Hardy's "Rednecker" (which I realize may be satire, but still...)

Way More Countrier

©2019 FTM Satire

I see the pissing contest's back

Country this and country that

Well let me tell you something Jack

I'm countrier than y'all

I live where GPS can't track

My daughter's bike has a gun rack

It ain't no rumor, it's a fact...

I'm way more countrier than y'all

So many deer heads you can't see my wall

I own five robes that Ric Flair wore

Drive a truck with a truck painted on the door

Say your neck is red and your jowls are fat

Well I'm way more countrier than that

Everything I kill, I fry it

Hit a possum, yeah I'll try it

You're rednecker? I don't buy it

I'm countrier than y'all

My wife's on a cornbread diet

Named my son after Bray Wyatt

Take a look, you won't deny it

I'm way more countrier than y'all

Can't find my trailer, the weeds are so tall

I sneak a six pack into church

Got a whole room full of Hee Haw merch

You're from the backwoods? I'm further back

Yeah, I'm way more countrier than that

Bridge

You caught a big bass

Well kiss my ass

I've got a tattoo of Jesus

drinking a Pabst

I'm way more countrier than y'all

So many deer heads you can't see my wall

I own five robes that Ric Flair wore

Drive a truck with a truck painted on the door

Say your neck is red and your jowls are fat

Well I'm way more countrier than that

The Crud Report: February '19

I'm So Sick of Movie Remakes

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, Dolly & Keanu

Community: Country Reaction Gifs

If somebody sings that "Bitches" song around me...

When one of Farce the Music's jokes gets a negative reaction

If you're thinking of attending a Dustin Lynch concert

American Aquarium songs:

When "Baby Likes to Rock It" by The Tractors comes on

If somebody says country music is better because there's not as much twang nowadays

Why don't you wear Luke Bryan skinny jeans?

"Country radio doesn't play women because they just aren't as good as the men"

When your favorite country newsletter has a feature on Old Dominion