Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts

Apr 29, 2021

Malcolm in the Middle Country Reaction Gifs

When Luke Bryan won Entertainer of the Year

When somebody plays you Luke's new song "Waves"

When somebody plays you Austin Meade's song "Waves"

When somebody handed you the aux cord, and you played some Cuttin' Grass

♫ We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us 

Why do you like Niko Moon?

When you check the mainstream country station to see if they've gotten any better

Hey, you wanna hear some Upchurch?

When your friends are embarrassed to be seen with you because you're a Chase Rice fan

Apr 21, 2021

Isbell Georgia Covers Album Cover & Track Listing Revealed!

Jason Isbell has promised an album of covers of Georgia artists at some point in the future. Well, we got the track listing and it's uh... disappointing.





*not real

Apr 9, 2021

Man Was Just Concerned Band Might Not Play Songs They Play at Every Show

The man who kept yelling out the names of songs the band plays at every show was just concerned they wouldn’t. He didn’t realize he was annoying you with his constant hollering of obvious song titles, and acting pissed when they didn’t play one of those songs immediately after his obnoxious request.

Lee Baker, of Tallahassee, is a contractor and father of three, who because of the pandemic and his family duties hasn’t been to a live music show in over 2 years. You may recognize him as the average looking dad with dark circles under his eyes who’s always alone at Americana, country, and folk rock shows, very drunk, and looking as if he hasn’t been out of the house in ages.


“Well, I haven’t been to a show in over 2 years,” said Baker. “And I haven’t been out of the house in ages, so I just wanted to make sure I’d hear my favorites. Is that so wrong? ” 


“It was so wrong.” said the band’s lead singer. “As if we weren’t going to get around to our three most popular songs that our fans love singing along to at literally every single show we do. He might as well have yelled at me to ‘make vocalizations with your throat, tongue, and mouth!’” 


Like a Skynyrd fan yelling “Free Bird!,” Baker held his IPA in the air and continuously screamed out titles that are so much a part of the bands repertoire that they don’t even include them on the typed out set list any more. “What’s he think?” asked the group’s bassist. “We’re gonna play Luke Bryan covers and deep cuts all night?!” 


“He even yelled out one song they’d already played,” said another exasperated show goer. “I’ve talked to him before and he’s a nice guy until the lights go down. He needs to get laid.”


Apr 8, 2021

Me So Corny


Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #49 XL Edition

 It's Wrestlemania week, so here's an extra large edition of country reaction gifs.


If your friend doesn’t like Arlo McKinley


When I see FGL has yet another #1 song


When I see Alan Jackson’s new album has 21 songs


“Country music is an amalgamation of all America’s styles of music”


When somebody tries to tell me Chris Gaines and Garth Brooks are the same person


If I went to a pop-country music festival, I’d leave like this


Hey, let’s listen to my new Luke Bryan deluxe edition


When you walk in the bar in a good mood and they’re playing Parmalee


Niko Moon doesn’t like sad songs. Well f*** him, I do


To the hard rock bottom of your heart



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