Dec 20, 2021
Monday Morning Memes: Walker Hayes, Turnpike Troubadours, Jason Aldean
Dec 16, 2021
Jingle All the Way Country Reaction Gifs
Turnpike announced a second Red Rocks show but you probably won’t be able to get those tickets either
When you’re usually a gentle soul, but your kids are singing “Fancy Like”
When Booster keeps singing Dan + Shay Christmas songs
I don’t know why you gotta be angry all the time
When your friend scored Turnpike tickets for him, his girlfriend, and her friend
Why is hick hop still a thing?
When a Kane Brown fan is trying to communicate through spoken word but it just sounds like gibberish and slang
When you put on the country Spotify playlist at the Sunday school class Christmas party but you forgot to take off the Wheeler Walker Jr.
Dec 15, 2021
Reginald Spears on Dan + Shay, Florida-Georgia Line, Turnpike Troubadours
Dec 14, 2021
Predicting 2022 in Mainstream Country Music
Dec 13, 2021
More Monday Memes: Willie, Turnpike, Walker Hayes
Dec 10, 2021
Man Sporting Public Erection was Just Happy About the Turnpike News
A local man was arrested at the Renaissance shopping center this past Tuesday, accused of indecency and lewd behavior. Parker Reynolds of Gluckstadt, MS was taken into custody without incident after several shoppers called the police reporting a man standing outside Anthropologie ‘cry laughing’ and displaying large bulge in his pants.
Reynolds, for his part, wants to set the record straight. “I am NOT a pervert,” he told us emphatically. “I’ve never even commented on a woman’s appearance online.” He went on to say that while he was in fact pitching a tent in his khakis on Tuesday, that there was nothing sexual going on whatsoever.
“I was waiting for my girlfriend who was in Anthropologie, I was just reading through Twitter,” explained Reynolds. “When suddenly, I saw the news… Turnpike Troubadours is reuniting! It was just a natural reaction, I started laughing hysterically till tears were running down my face …and yeah, I got a uh… hard on. I didn’t even notice it myself until I saw some soccer moms looking over at me in horror.”
Turnpike Troubadours, the roots rock band out of Oklahoma, has been on hiatus for a couple of years and recently announced their return. The group’s massive cult following has been ecstatic since the news came out, but most in not such a visible and potentially offensive way.
“The police can check my phone’s activity history, I don’t care… I wasn’t looking at porn. It was better than that.” he laughed. “I’m sorry if I offended anybody. My girlfriend isn’t even returning my texts. This sucks.”
Reynold’s lawyer says he expects to have charges reduced to loitering and get him off with only some public service hours required.
At press time, Reynolds was thinking about it again.