Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Dec 2, 2019
Country Food Memes: Darrell Scott, Alan Jackson, Guy Clark
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
baby Yoda,
Darrell Scott,
food,
Guy Clark,
memes,
Satire,
The Mandalorian
Oct 31, 2019
A Scary Meme
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Hank Sr.,
memes,
Satire
Oct 10, 2019
Sep 5, 2019
Animal House Country Reaction Gifs
Hank Jr. pre-gaming for his own concert
If those assholes say Alan Jackson created bro-country
A mainstream country songwriter trying to get song ideas
The Highwomen album comes out tomorrow
Who likes listening to iHeartradio country stations?
When a car drives by with the windows down and you accidentally hear 2 seconds of a Kane Brown song
When some dude at the party starts playing a Thomas Rhett song on his guitar
Hey, Dustin Lynch...
Aug 30, 2019
He Told You Not To
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
memes,
Satire
Jul 8, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Country Families, Junior Brown, Thomas Rhett
May 24, 2019
He's a Small Town Southern Man With Simple Tastes
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
memes,
Satire
May 3, 2019
Alan Jackson Previews New Clarence Carter Covers Album
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, May 08, 2009
Fresh off the platinum success of his largely self-written Good Time album, Alan Jackson took a night off his spring tour to preview some new tracks from his forthcoming album of Clarence Carter covers for a select group of internet media.
"Well, I've always been partial to, you know, those ol' gritty sounding rhythm and blues songs and they don't get any grittier than Clarence," Jackson laughed genially as he started off the evening.
I settled into my chair as Jackson began his opening selection - and incidentally also the upcoming album's lead single - the bawdy "Sixty Minute Man," which includes the line "fifteen minutes of something you've been missing." Sounding as confident as ever, Jackson put a little pelvic thrusting into the hook lines, drawing gasps and a little stifled laughter from the audience.
Next, Jackson brought Alison Krauss, producer of the album (and his previous dip into R&B, Like Red on a Rose), onstage with him to do backing vocals on the randy "Take It Off Him, Put It On Me." They grinned like drunken college kids as they pulled off the number with peculiar aplomb.
Alison exited as Alan continued his set with the classic "Patches" before returning to Carter's seedy side with "Back Door Santa," donning a Santa hat and doing an awkward "butt spank" dance move during the performance. After some muddled applause and whispering, someone in the crowd hollered out "Do Strokin'!" and the long tall Georgian complied.
"I'd like to bring up a very special guest for my last song tonight," smiled Alan as he helped the elder soulman Carter onto the small stage. The two traded libidinous lyrics with huge smiles on their faces to the crowd's mix of embarrassment and excitement. The bizarreness of hearing Jackson sing "that's what I been doin'" while shaking his skinny hips cannot be adequately conveyed with any words in my vocabulary.
Concerns over whether this was the long and dirty version of "Strokin'" were put to rest when Jackson changed the lyrics "you can stick it up my ***" to "you can take care of yourself." "We gotta keep things PG-13," he said with his famous aw-shucks drawl as the song faded. The crowd dispersed quickly after a short, confused semi-ovation.
Apr 22, 2019
Cody Jinks Covers "Chasin' That Neon Rainbow"
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Cody Jinks,
Live performances
Jan 22, 2019
In Unnecessary Defense of Alan Jackson
J-man Burnett, a Farce the Music reader, has responded to the ever present Alan Jackson troll. While I'd love to just ignore this deluded person, not even ignoring them seems to end the madness. As far as I know, I can't block IP addresses on Blogger, and I'm not switching formats anytime soon because I'm lazy, so I'll just delete the comments when I remember to. Anyway, here's J-man's completely unnecessary defense of Alan Jackson.
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Commentary,
Guest Submissions
Dec 11, 2018
Christmas Untrue Facts: Conway, Carrie, Kane, Bruce, Alan
Nov 30, 2018
...Cut Out Its Heart and Soul
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
American Chopper,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire
Nov 21, 2018
The Worst Family Thanksgiving Conversation
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
memes,
Satire,
Thanksgiving
Nov 5, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Brantley Gilbert, Alan Jackson, Radio
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Brantley Gilbert,
Country Radio,
Dylan Scott,
memes,
Satire
Oct 24, 2018
Oct 1, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Alan Jackson, Wynonna, Kevin Fowler
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
Garth Brooks,
Kevin Fowler,
memes,
politics,
Satire,
Wynonna
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