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Showing posts with label Florida Georgia Line. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida Georgia Line. Show all posts
Jan 12, 2021
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Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs 46
When you’re the only one in your group of friends who likes Whiskey Myers
When some honkies are cranking Florida-Georgia Line nearby
Looking forward to feeling this after a concert again sometime soon
What are your honest thoughts about Niko Moon’s current hit?
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
When you’re standing outside the fire
Just a swingin’, yeah we were swingin’
When one of the Avett brothers gets overly rowdy
When your roommate’s girl is into Cody Jinks music but he isn’t
Jan 5, 2021
Dec 23, 2020
SNL Christmas Country Reaction Gifs
When you get that Johnny Cash Mercury box set for Christmas
When your country-hating uncle makes the same old tired "get your dog back, get your wife back..." joke to you at the family Christmas gathering
Name one better singer than Kane Brown
Just because it's music don't mean it's art
When your unobservant aunt gets you a Florida-Georgia Line cd for Christmas
When that champagne punch and homemade eggnog hit
Country DJs when female artists make station visits
When somebody plays "The Christmas Shoes" at the holiday party
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
Still better than a Sam Hunt album
Dec 16, 2020
10 Worst "Country" Songs of 2020
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1. Niko Moon - Good Time
Snap beats, trap production, bland vocals, “tryna catch a good time.” You know I hate this. It makes me angry. This dude was in Zac Brown’s EDM project and that stink is still on him. I pushed this above Dan + Shay at the last minute because it pisses me off so much. Get off my lawn.
2. Dan + Shay - I Should Probably Go to Bed
Yes, it’s ranked here because it isn’t country by any measure. You can go debate whether it’s a good pop song on another website.
3. Upchurch ft. Carly Rogers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl
I don’t know if this was a serious attempt at pop country from the hick-hop firebrand, or maybe it was a satirical shot at this kind of song. Either way, it was bad. If you haven’t heard it before and you listen now, you’ll cringe so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.
4. Walker Hayes - Trash My Heart
This one-trick pony probably blew his last shot at radio relevance in 2020, but not without one more awful offering.
5. Kane Brown - Cool Again
I don’t like Kane Brown’s voice, period. He always sounds like he’s trying way too hard. He could sing “Amarillo By Morning” or “Amanda” with a hardcore country band and I wouldn’t like it. This was his worst single of 2020. Thus, the placement.
6. Luke Bryan - One Margarita
Luke just gets a bye into the top (bottom) 10 every year it seems.
7. Russell Dickerson - Honey
Not a single, but it’s so terrible that I imagine it will be. Boyfriend country with a heavy dash of bro.
8. Chase Rice & FGL - Drinkin’ Beer, Talkin’ God, Amen
Much like Carl Outlaw would say, I haven’t even listened to this song, but I know it’s bad. I’ve read the lyrics. I see the title. I’m familiar with the clowns involved. It’s a bad song.
9. Tim McGraw - Way Down
Tim is predictable. His cycle of releases usually goes: weird song with esoteric lyrics, truly excellent real country song, okay song with too much pop production, TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT THAT HE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED BY. This was the latter.
10. Florida-Georgia Line - I Love My Country
Thou doth protest too much FGL. I’ll admit it sounds better than boyfriend country, but it’s still a cloying and annoying bit of pandering.
Dec 11, 2020
Florida-Georgia Line Vows to Stay Together for the Kids* *money
Happily for the fans, it seems things are looking up. “We’re all good now,” said Tyler Hubbard. “There were some tough days there, like you have in every relationship, but I think we’ve found a common goal and reason to stay together: we love the sweet money that we made together.”
“Little Benjamin would be so upset if we broke up,” said Brian Kelley. “And Ulysses… it’d tear his tiny heart in two.” Kelly went on to say that while there were still differences in he and Hubbard’s business-marriage, doing the right thing made it much easier to maintain the alliance.
The happy couple plans to continue therapy for the foreseeable future, but feel certain they have turned the corner on their disagreements. “If Ty starts talking all his Demoncrat nonsense, I’ve been given some coping strategies to block him out and focus on my sweet little green babies.” smiled Kelley.
“And if he says one more damn word about election fraud… no no no… breathe… moolah, cheddar, bucks…” said Hubbard, reciting the nicknames of his children to himself to remember what makes his current journey worth it.
At press time, Hubbard was crying while singing a lullaby to one of his bank statements.
Dec 10, 2020
Scrooged Country Reaction Gifs
When your friends pool their money and buy you a Cameo from Colt Ford for Christmas
My family warning me not to go off on a country music rant when the distant cousins visit
Describe the new Chase Rice & FGL song
When he says Sam Hunt is the best country singer...
How ancient pop-country fans think we are for not "evolving"
When Waylon's ghost appears and tries to convince me to buy his whole catalog on vinyl for myself for Christmas
When the DJ at the Christmas party is playing pop country
Me listening to whatever a Niko Moon is
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