More Tuesday Memes: Garth Brooks, Dan + Shay, Jason Aldean

 

B&D at Home

Let's Get to the Bottom of This

The Fall of the House of Usher Country Reaction Gifs

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 Fiddle of gold against your soul 

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The third verse of "The Thunder Rolls"

"Warren Zeiders is nothing like Luke Bryan, you should like him"

Once you go snap beats

Miranda Lambert explaining why she's playing with Aldean and Kid Rock

Debating with a Morgan Wallen fan

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 We been sniffin' that cocaine 

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Maren Morris after reading the comments

When your favorite singer respects cops until they pull him over

When your friend gets drunk and starts doing Shania karaoke

Name a Roy Orbison song

"I'm serious, this new Aldean album is great"

The Office Characters as Country/Americana Fans

Garth Brooks Murder Songs

Yeah, this joke is getting stale, but Garth still looks pretty creepy these days and people still seem to like the “where are the bodies?” schtick, so here we go.

Stanley’s Inside the Fire

Yearning to Live Again

Long Neck Throttle

Kickin’ and Screamin’ (no change)

When Tomorrow Never Comes

New Way to Die

Make You Feel My Glove

Hacking Up You

The Red Strokes (no change)

The Night I Put the Old Man Down

Squishin’ in the Tarp

The Night Will Only Know (no change)

Limbs in Crawl Spaces

Slicker Than Blood

Papa Snubbed Mama

Don’t Drag the River

Something Other Than a Knife

She’s Not Gonna Make It

When There’s No Body Found

It’s Chloroform Cinderella

Breaking News

 

Top 10 Ways to Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It

10. It’s a solo album from either Florida or Georgia Line

9. The producer has as many songwriter credits as the singer

8. It comes in a box set you have to buy from Bass Pro Shop

(Kidding, it may be good but I’ll never know)

7. The deluxe version came out a month after the regular version

6. Dudes who say “facts” and “bruh” a lot enjoy it

5. The artist’s surname is Lynch, and their first name is Dustin

4. The promotional content mentioned them “experimenting with electro-pop and EDM”

3. If the artist is Shania Twain, and the year of release is post 2000

2. (Featuring Diplo)

1. There are enough songwriters listed to field a Division II college football team

Two of a Kind

Garth Brooks Country Reaction Gifs

When your team gets smoked by South Alabama but you're trying to be positive

Are you serious when you say you'd prefer a minor injury over attending a Kane Brown concert?

When there are so many bodies, you can't remember where they all are

McDonalds is bringing back the McRib!

And you can get 10 free McNuggets with your first app order!

May the Lord strike me down if I ruined country music

When you're country, but they throw on some Bruno Mars

When a second person in 2 weeks says Oliver Anthony's song is better than anything Isbell ever wrote

When the fiddle player hasn't taken a shower in a week

Country music is just farm emo

When Garth takes his song "Mr. Blue" a little too seriously

How can you make Trisha Yearwood laugh for an hour with only 9 words?

Blame It All on His Roots

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Tyler Childers, Zach Bryan

It's Been a Busy Year

Armageddon Country Reaction Gifs

The movie equivalent of boyfriend country

When "Tell Lorrie I Love Her" comes on in the shuffle

How high's the water mama?

5 feet high and risin'

I saw the light, I been baptized...

When somebody just called George Strait the 90s version of Morgan Wallen on Twitter

Dudes thirty seconds after hearing that Oliver Anthony song

When Jesus didn't take the wheel so you gotta go right to the top

When you went to a hick hop concert just because you thought it would be funny

How'd you know Charles Wesley Godwin was gonna get big?

When you spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana and you've been 100 miles

When your kid is hem-hawing around after you requested they stop listening to Jason Aldean in your house

When country songs have hit #1 on Billboard for like 3 months in a row