Farce the Music: Kenny Chesney

Jan 18, 2017

Fun With Google Searches: Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, Sturgill, etc.

These are real autocompletes when performing the following searches on Google.

Hopefully. For crimes against country music.

Hmmm.... let's see.

Bingo!

I don't see the resemblance, but you do you.

Do you have functioning ears?

2008 answer: He's never nominated. 2017 answer: He hasn't been relevant since 2007.

I have a sneaking suspicion they might.

The whole band?? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm guessing a country singer is not a disease. Are you crystal meth?

Nov 7, 2016

Top 10 Things Kenny Chesney Might've Been Thinking at the CMAs

10. Did I leave the stove on?

9. Natalie's hair looks like the Devil's Tower in Close Encounters!

8. Really need to fart. Really need to fart. Really need to fart.

7. The Chicks get Beyoncé and I just get Pink?

6. Shirts with sleeves are so damn uncomfortable.

5. I wish I hadn't smoked all that crack this afternoon.

4. On one hand, Hillary is more presidential and experienced, but on

the other, Trump really could shake up the status quo. Hmmm.

3. *nothing. nothing at all*

2. Should I put my award from tonight on the guest house mantle?

Or maybe in the auxiliary trophy case at the beach house?

1. You know? I'd really like to be called a racist and get death threats

from Beyoncé fans. I think I'll make a sour face.

Oct 21, 2016

The Past Poop of Country Music: June 30, 2008

A ratings system based on poop emojis seems right in our wheelhouse, so here you go. This is the Mediabase Top 20 country songs from the week Farce the Music came online, June 30, 2008.

Poop is bad. Not-Poop is good. The potential worst rating is 5 poop emojis. The potential best is 5 not-poop emojis. Here's Trailer's opinion of each song. Enjoy! (...?)

The Past Poop Rating of this Mediabase Top 20 is 1 POOP EMOJI (or -1) overall. The best song was Kenny Chesney's "Better as a Memory." The worst was Lost Trailers' "Holler Back," which was a precursor to bro-country. Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.

Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.

Oct 12, 2016

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 16: Chris Lane, Brantley Gilbert, Jamey Johnson, etc.

When you hear FGL's "pink umbrella" line

Point to someone who looks like a Mumford & Sons fan

When you see an old friend but remember

he's a Brantley Gilbert fan

Rethinking if you should've asked the barber

for the Kenny Chesney look

Did Jamey Johnson really co-write

"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?"

What is Sam Hunt's greatest contribution to country music?

When your girl says y'all should go to the Chris Lane concert

What you'll see at a Luke Bryan concert

Sep 2, 2016

Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2016

This is the last weekend for fantasy football drafts before the NFL season starts next week.

Here are some ridiculous and punny, if not funny, country music related names you could

use for fantasy teams. Or add your own in the comments!

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Are You Sure Peyton Done It This Way?

Band of Broncos

Odell Where Art Thou

Gurley in a Country Song

Rollerskating Buffalo Herd

Gronk on a Plane

Real Men Love Jameis

Jordy On My Mind

Beatin' Philly and Kickin' Ass

Different for Cowboys

Manning Doesn't Play Anymore

Devonta Wanna Tonight

Dez He Love You

Me and Bobby Griffin III

A Good Year for DeAndre

Finally Sunday

Better as Amari

Quaker City Seahawks

Dak Where I Come From

Le'Veon on a Jet Plane