Showing posts with label Kenny Chesney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kenny Chesney. Show all posts
Apr 28, 2016
The Crud Report April '16: Shooter, Justin Moore, Prince, etc.
Dec 17, 2015
Star Wars/Country Music Doppelgängers 2
The Force Awakens starts today! In honor, here are some
(occasionally reaching) Star Wars character/Country singer doppelgängers.
Darius Rucker (R&B phase) and Mace Windu |
Don Williams and Obi Wan Kenobi |
Chris Stapleton and Chewbacca (sorry Chris!) |
Willie Nelson and Qui Gon Jinn |
Colt Ford and Jek Porkins (hey, don't blame me... that's his name) |
Sep 17, 2015
Sep 8, 2015
Tuesday Morning Memes: Johnny Cash, Keith Urban, etc.
Labels:
Johnny Cash,
Keith Urban,
Kenny Chesney,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Jul 31, 2015
Our First Adam Hood Meme?
Labels:
Adam Hood,
Kenny Chesney,
memes,
Satire
Jul 21, 2015
Jun 22, 2015
This Pretty Much Sums up the State of Country Music
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Jason Aldean,
Kenny Chesney,
memes,
Satire
Jun 4, 2015
Summer Country Music Festival Waiver
Another summer, another spate of bad behavior from summer country concert attendees. To combat the possibility of lawsuits, some promoters have begun forcing ticket buyers to sign liability waivers. Here's a really thorough one for the upcoming Florida Country Superfest.*
*totally not real, but probably should be.
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Colt Ford,
country music,
Kenny Chesney,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Summer,
summer concerts
May 4, 2015
Star Wars/Country Music Doppelgangers
I'm as annoyed as you by the whole "May the 4th Be With You" blather that goes on this day in recent years. I'm a Star Wars fan, but give it a rest, will ya? No, I guess we won't. Here are some Star Wars/country music doppelgangers (or at least equivalents).
Scott Borchetta (L); Emperor Palpatine (R) |
Kenny Chesney (L); Admiral Ackbar (R) |
Charles Kelley of Lady Antebellum (L); Obi Wan Kenobi (R) |
Hunter Hayes (L); Anakin Skywalker (R) |
Cole Swindell (L); Jar Jar Binks (R). I think...? |
Mar 25, 2015
Isbell/Chesney Meme
Labels:
Jason Isbell,
Kenny Chesney,
memes,
Satire
Nov 17, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Cole Swindell, Kenny, etc.
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Cole Swindell,
Kenny Chesney,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Oct 28, 2014
What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You
(Luke Bryan) |
A teen girl and/or a single mom live here.
The person handing out Halloween candy is probably drunk on White Zinfandel.
(Kenny Chesney) |
We own at least one of those tiny dogs we carry around in a purse.
The person handing out Halloween candy is definitely drunk on White Zinfandel.
The person handing out Halloween candy is definitely drunk on White Zinfandel.
A cool family lives here.
But you can't have a brownie.
A Brantley Gilbert fan lives here.
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Halloween,
Kenny Chesney,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Sep 16, 2014
Kenny Teaches Chase a New Word
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Kenny Chesney,
memes,
Satire
Jul 30, 2014
Jul 15, 2014
New Kenny Chesney Album Cover Revealed!
Labels:
Kenny Chesney,
Parody Album Covers,
Photocrap
Jul 10, 2014
Jul 3, 2014
Little Known Facts: July '14
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day,
Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.
Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.
Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics,
but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.
The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.
Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey."
In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track.
Seriously, guys.
Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.
Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…
Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.
Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts
because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."
In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard,
Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.
Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain
backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."
New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."
Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books.
Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.
Apr 3, 2014
Somewhere In Nashville Right Now...
Somewhere In Nashville Right Now...
A songwriter is rewriting a verse so he can fit "my bae" into the song.
Looks are winning out over talent - @Mando_lines
A former folk band hopeful is shaving his beard into a douchebag goatee.
A Luke Bryan fan just hit puberty - @redonkulousD
Keith Anderson is loading the UPS truck for his morning run.
Marilyn Manson is cutting his first country single, Tailgating in Hell.
Tim Mcgraw and Kenny Chesney are being classified as "Classic Country" - @pug6994
Scott Borchetta is signing the first "bro-grass" band.
Some dearly departed country legend actually digs the new Jerrod Niemann song
and is NOT rolling in his grave.
I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich - @ToddFarrellJr
Someone is writing one of the most beautiful and inspired country songs of all time (that will be never be heard on country radio).
Rhett Akins is writing a country-rap song about John Anderson.
A man is putting zebra striped spandex under ripped jeans looking himself
in the mirror and saying THAT'S COUNTRY right thar. - @xray_don66
A producer is trying to figure out where to put the bass drop in a hot new country band's debut song.
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