Showing posts with label Kenny Rogers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kenny Rogers. Show all posts
Mar 5, 2014
Jan 7, 2014
Fun With Google Search Autofill (Luke Bryan, Taylor Swift, etc)
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| Some would say... |
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| No, but he's begging the guys to expand to Florida-Georgia-Carolina Line. |
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| I'd tend to agree. |
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| Um, could you not have used the image search to determine for yourself? |
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| That's a new one. |
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| Maybe, but Doug Supernaw most definitely is. |
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| I'm not saying a word. |
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| These first two searches were traced back to rural Georgia. |
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| Again, not saying a word... |
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| Actually, Kenny Rogers died in 1996 and was replaced by a mannequin. |
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| Yes, but his fans can't. |
Sep 25, 2013
Jul 30, 2013
Fun With Google Searches: Randy Rogers, Luke Bryan, Wynonna, etc.
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| Once again... I didn't say it... |
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| 1 out of 4 ain't bad. |
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| Yes, but he has to smile at the same time. |
Jun 6, 2013
Apr 11, 2013
Little Known Facts: April '13
McDonald's recently forgot to give Taylor Swift apple dippers with her Happy Meal.
I'm sure the song inspired by this will be a huge hit.
Due to some bad investments the devil was forced to sell his collection of souls to Mike Curb in 2009.
Drive-by Truckers' recent personnel changes have led to a new direction for them.
The new keytar player and DJ have really expanded on their southern rock sound.
The writers of "1994" spent 90 minutes attempting to explain to Jason Aldean who Joe Diffie is.
Leroy Virgil of Hellbound Glory steps into a phone booth and removes his Members Only jacket.
Seconds later out steps Rick Grimes of The Walking Dead television series.
Blake Shelton's dignity and ability to choose a good song were contained within his mullet.
You can not have both a man card and a favorite Hunter Hayes song.
An actual chicken writes all of the songs for The Imperial Rooster.
Cletus T Judd was forced into retirement when country music became a parody of itself.
A Graco booster seat autographed and used by Justin Moore recently sold on eBay for $267.00.
Shooter Jennings bought that booster seat.
Kenny Rogers will be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame this year;
his face will be inducted in 20 years.
Nov 26, 2012
If Sex-Related Country Songs Had Honest Titles
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (Kenny Chesney)
would be
It Doesn't Take Much to Get in her Cut-off Jeans
She Cranks My Tractor (Dustin Lynch)
would be
She Gives This Redneck an Erection
Brown Chicken Brown Cow (Trace Adkins)
would be
Farm Animals Like to Watch Us Do the Nasty
Back That Thing Up (Justin Moore)
would be
Let's Go Doggy-Style...on a Hay Bale
She Thinks His Name Was John (Reba McEntire)
would be
She Used to Spread Like Parkay
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy (Big and Rich)
would be
Heres a Bumper Sticker Slogan, Let's F**k
Big Green Tractor (Jason Aldean)
would be
My Wang is Not the Right Color
I've Already Loved You In My Mind (Conway Twitty)
would be
I Rubbed One Out in the Bathroom Before I Introduced Myself
Nothing On But the Radio (Gary Allan)
would be
These Weight Loss Commercials are Really Killing My Boner
Bob That Head (Rascal Flatts)
would be
Give Me Oral, This is How You Sonic
Something To Do With My Hands (Thomas Rhett)
would be
Oooooh, Boobies
Morning Desire (Kenny Rogers)
would be
Morning Wood
I Melt (Rascal Flatts)
would be
ugh, never mind….
Jan 9, 2011
Top 10 Potential Perfect Country Star Product Sponsorships
10. Bucky Covington - Cohn Adult High School
09. Kenny Rogers - Halloween Mask Outlet
08. Martina McBride - Jack Daniels
07. Lady Antebellum - Kraft Cheese Spread
06. Lee Ann Womack - Petite Country & Western Wear
05. Josh Abbott Band - CD Duplicators
04. Gary LeVox - Krispy Kreme Donut Burgers
03. Sara Evans - Cougar Town
02. Colt Ford - Athens Septic Service
01. Willie Nelson - Zig Zag Rolling Papers (duh)
Dec 20, 2010
Jun 9, 2010
Feb 4, 2010
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