Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Jan 17, 2022
More Monday Memes: Ray Wylie Hubbard, Kane Brown, Jason Aldean
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
memes,
NFL,
Ray Wylie Hubbard,
Satire,
The Incredibles
Nov 29, 2021
Luke Combs / Dallas Cowboys Memes
Labels:
Dallas Cowboys,
Luke Combs,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
Sep 28, 2021
Eli's Opinion
Labels:
Eli Manning,
memes,
NFL,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Aug 17, 2021
Don't Claim to Be a Country Fan
Labels:
AEW,
Cardi B,
memes,
Miley Cyrus,
NFL,
Paul McCartney,
Satire,
Snoop Dogg,
trolling
Apr 14, 2021
Untrue Facts: Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, DAC, Willie Nelson
Dec 28, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
NFL,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Travis Tritt
Nov 2, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Dallas Cowboys, Florida-Georgia Line, Alan Jackson
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Cody Jinks,
Dallas Cowboys,
Florida-Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
memes,
NFL,
Satire,
Ward Davis
Jun 5, 2020
Untrue Facts: Dolly Parton & Luke Bryan
Labels:
Dolly Parton,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
NFL,
Rolling Stones,
Satire,
Untrue Facts
Apr 23, 2020
We Can't Have Nice Things
Labels:
George Strait,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
Feb 3, 2020
Can't We All Just Get Along?
Labels:
Bruce Springsteen,
Dan + Shay,
Jennifer Lopez,
memes,
NFL,
Satire,
Shakira
Nov 4, 2019
More Monday Morning Memes: Baker Mayfield, American Aquarium, Tyler Childers
Labels:
American Aquarium,
Baker Mayfield,
Batman and Robin,
memes,
NFL,
Ray Charles,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Oct 15, 2019
Twitter Reviews Brantley Gilbert's Monday Night Football Halftime Performance
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
NFL,
Twitter
Oct 7, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Dallas Cowboys, Fall Country Music
Labels:
Danzig,
Dwight Yoakam,
Halloween,
memes,
NFL,
Rachel Brooke,
Satire,
Slingblade,
The Simpsons,
Thomas Rhett
Oct 1, 2019
Hell Yeah, He Likes Beer
Labels:
Beer,
Kevin Fowler,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
People Like What They Like
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
NFL,
Satire,
trends,
White Claw
Aug 30, 2019
Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2019
The NFL gets rolling soon, so it's fantasy football draft time! Here are some (mostly country) music-related fantasy football team names by me and some of FTM's Twitter pals. Any that aren't credited here were come up with by me or Jeremy Harris. You're welcome to steal them because you probably aren't in the same leagues...
Ever Lovin’ Handoff (Jeremy Harris’ actual team name)
Le’Ve’on the Road Again
Beer, Weed, Pooches
Red Solo Kupp
Gurley Shake it For Me
Drake Farm
4th Down Road - Derek Hudgin
Well Well Well My Michel
Between JuJu and Jones
Who Dat Man
Once, Guice, Three Times a Lady
Good Lord Leonard
She Got the Goldmine, I Got First Pick in the Draft - Michael Fenton
Damn Good Feeling to Run These Routes
The Old Jackass Farts
Fleaflicker Greenwood
Goodbye Earl Thomas
Kerryon My Wayward Son
To Beat The Devil In The 40
Ain’t Nothin’ Wrong With Antonio
No Place Too Farve
The Devil’s Right Defensive End
Take Mahomes Country Roads - Alex Williams
Odell Watson’s Chicken Shit Touchdown
Luke Bryan Sucks
Cody Jinksonville Jaguars
Trubisky Myers
Have Gun, Will Fumble
Tom (Brady) Waits for an open receiver
First Down (in a 10 Year Town)
It Gets the Ertz at Night
Goff’s Gonna Cut You Down
Bortles All the Way Down - Jay Arnold
Pancho & Leftwich - Jay Arnold
Lady Mayfield - Jay Arnold
Roethlisberger in Paradise - Jay Arnold
Dak That Azz Up
Mahomes in Alabama
Heart of Gould - Nate
Apr 26, 2019
Nashville During the NFL Draft
Labels:
Guest Submissions,
memes,
Nashville,
NFL,
Satire
Nov 9, 2018
Hank 3's New Monday Night Football Theme Deemed Inappropriate
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, Tuesday, January 19, 2010
ESPN and NFL officials are beginning to regret asking Hank Williams III to pen and perform a new theme song for the stalwart Monday Night Football franchise. After deeming his first attempt "vulgar," "loud," "inappropriate" and "out of tune," MNF producers have asked Williams for a rewrite.
"For the 2010-11 season, we wanted to reach a younger audience with a more rocking and contemporary theme song. Who better than the son of Bocephus, whose song 'Are You Ready for Some Football?' we've used for years?" asked MNF's Jay Rothman. "The song Shelton turned in certainly brought the rock and, for the most part, a more current sound, but was not at all right for our product."
The first demo of Hank's "Monday Night M***********g Football" includes 21 profanities, 3 drug references, one line taken verbatim from the Satanic bible, and some disturbingly violent imagery. It starts out as a straight country song, reminiscent of something Williams' legendary grandfather might have done, before plowing headlong into a rambling punk/thrash metal amalgam complete with Cookie Monster vocals.
"We did some editing on the track to see if there was anything usable," said Rothman, "and we did glean 20 seconds without cursing, but it was a verse about drinking whiskey and shooting the television with an ol' shotgun if your team loses. We just can't put that message out there."
Hank has promised to tame it down, but is unrepentant about the first cut. "I just wanted to kick their ass man," said III. "Sh*t, the people want their teeth knocked down their throats with some hellbilly music before they watch their team beat the g*****n m***********g sh*t out of those other b*tches!"
If Williams is unable to rewrite the song to the producers' satisfaction, the backup plan is to move forward with a Timbaland remix of Hank II's well-known theme, featuring T-Pain.
Sep 17, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Eli Manning, Johnny Cash, Kane Brown, etc.
Labels:
Bebe Rexha,
Florida Georgia Line,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
King of the Hill,
Meant to Be,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
Mar 7, 2018
Florida-Georgia Line Unveils New Titans Uniforms
FGL is set to unveil the new Tennessee Titans uniforms with a free concert in April.
Someone sent us an exclusive look at the new gear, personally designed by Brian and Tyler!
Awesome work, guys!
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
NFL,
Photocrap,
Satire
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