Had to update this old meme.
Oct 28, 2020
Drag Me to Hell
Oct 27, 2020
Honest Lady A Ad
What Your Country Jack O'Lantern Says About You
(okay, one's not country, sue me)
Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).
Garth Brooks
Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch.
Danzig
Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.
Kane Brown
Owner lost. Grab your own candy.
Bama
Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.
Carrie Underwood
Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
Cody Jinks
One cool motherf**ker lives here!
What Blake Shelton Really Meant
Oct 26, 2020
More Monday Memes: Sam Hunt, George Jones, Kane Brown
Kill Counts
Monday Morning Memes: Horror Movie Edition
Oct 25, 2020
Oct 23, 2020
I'm Gonna Miss Her
Luke Bryan Reveals “Resting Poop Face” Diagnosis
I’ve got a lot of comments about my beard lately and thought I’d come out and address the reasons for it. It’s not because I’ve got lazy during the pandemic or nothing. I mean, I’ve relaxed a lot more but I still got them abs baby! Still gonna shake it for y’all when we get to tour again! Looking forward to seeing everybody on the road, hopefully next year! But let’s get serious for a minute. My wife (and some of you) had mentioned to me that I always have a particular expression in the photos where I ain’t smiling. To be honest, Carolyn just came out and said “You looking like you’re taking a big dump.” LOL.
So anyway, I started looking through all my promo photos in the last few years and she was right! I look like I got the beer and meat sweats and I’m struggling on the throne, LOL. I got my wife to take some pictures of me so I could try a different look, but it was no use. My face was stuck that way! I started growing this beard to help distract from it, but now people are telling me it makes me look even more like a creepy dude pinching a loaf. So I went to the doctor to see if I might have a problem. It wasn’t 5 minutes before he knew the problem. Resting Defecation Face! He says it’s a real thing! It’s where a person’s relaxed facial expression gives the impression that they are growing a tail! The focused in the distance eyes, the curled lips, the exposed teeth, the general air of distress. It’s a real condition! Carolyn calls it Resting Poop Face, LMAO.
I promise y’all I ain’t filling my skinny jeans in those pictures. It’s just natural I guess. The doctor is giving me some facial exercises to try and reshape the structure, but I may be stuck like this. Maybe it’ll catch on and be a cool new Tik Tok challenge or whatever the #lukebryanpoopfacechallenge LOL! Again, I’m seriously not dropping kids off at the pool in those photos! I’m not that old yet!
Anyway, I just thought y’all should know. Please keep me and my dookie face in your thoughts and prayers and we request privacy at this time.
~LB
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Inspired by Joshua Wallace tweet.